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So how does MeatChicken win this game??

Gotta believe BLUE needs to outscore toads by at least 7pts in the 3rd qtr...

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    This is the dumbest opinion in sports. There's not a different set of rules at the end of a game.

  • This is such an aggy take. If we handle our business, which we definitely do not, it matters zero what other schools do. Texas is the only school Texas needs to worry about and we are our own worst en

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5 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

The Big 12, despite not having a lot of 10 game winners, was a very tough conference this year.

Well, that's one way to interpret 8 of 10 teams having at least 5 losses.  I agree you got you earn your way through a round robin but I haven't seen anything in the bowl season to persuade the Big 12 was "tough." (Not that I think bowls are a flawless indicator of such a thing)

Michigan beat Penn State, they had a tough challenge from an improved Illinois team, and they destroyed Ohio State in Columbus and they cake-walked through their overmatched opponents.  

So I reject the notion that Michigan sleptwalk into the playoffs while TCU ground out a tougher path.  

Not that my opinion matters to anyone, nor should it.

 

24 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


We would get all the DTs we want if we didn’t suck ass in football for 15 years

if Texas was winning 12 games a year, we would not be having this discussion. That isn’t the case, so logically I am rooting against TCU. I would bet Texas is in the Big 12 Championship game this year, if TCU didn’t flip Quentin Johnston from Texas. 

Been enjoying some cocktails, so SIAP 😋

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Just now, Augustus said:

Well, that's one way to interpret 8 of 10 teams having at least 5 losses.  I agree you got you earn your way through a round robin but I haven't seen anything in the bowl season to persuade the Big 12 was "tough." (Not that I think bowls are a flawless indicator of such a thing)

Michigan beat Penn State, they had a tough challenge from an improved Illinois team, and they destroyed Ohio State in Columbus and they cake-walked through their overmatched opponents.  

So I reject the notion that Michigan sleptwalk into the playoffs while TCU ground out a tougher path.  

Not that my opinion matters to anyone, nor should it.

 

Penn State winning 10 without beating a ranked opponent tells me the conference was weak as fuck. Purdue played in the ccg!

Now we will see how much of a second half team Michigan really is.

3 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Well, that's one way to interpret 8 of 10 teams having at least 5 losses.  I agree you got you earn your way through a round robin but I haven't seen anything in the bowl season to persuade the Big 12 was "tough." (Not that I think bowls are a flawless indicator of such a thing)

Michigan beat Penn State, they had a tough challenge from an improved Illinois team, and they destroyed Ohio State in Columbus and they cake-walked through their overmatched opponents.  

So I reject the notion that Michigan sleptwalk into the playoffs while TCU ground out a tougher path.  

Not that my opinion matters to anyone, nor should it.

 

It doesn't because it's wrong. The Big 12 was the best or second best conference by every objective measure and in a round robin you don't avoid anyone. 

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

if TCU wins, Big 12 will be 2-6 in bowls, then 2-7 when GA beats TCU. 

all but a few bowls are meaningless. 

Shooting my shot.  
 

Michigan 27

TCU 24 final. 

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

if TCU wins, Big 12 will be 2-6 in bowls, then 2-7 when GA beats TCU. 

1-0 in the only one that counts. I think the Big 12 will take a CFP win over a bunch of pointless exhibition wins. After all the dirt on this league is OU sucking when it counts and Texas sucking all the time.

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Been enjoying some cocktails, so SIAP 😋

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I think I have seen it 3 times so far.

I also think Jobu took the frogs and the points.

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

It doesn't because it's wrong. The Big 12 was the best or second best conference by every objective measure and in a round robin you don't avoid anyone. 

Honestly curious what those "objective" measures are.

Go Horned Toads! Spit blood in their eyes! Go Frog! Played a great first half. Duggan should have won Heisman and Garrett is a heck of an OC. They won’t be able to keep him after next year but I am impressed with what Dykes has done with this team which was the same nucleus as Fatterson had last year. Apparently “this” can’t be done at UT! 

Patrick swayze about to lose his shit 

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4 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I think I have seen it 3 times so far.

I also think Jobu took the frogs and the points.

Awesome 😋

2 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Honestly curious what those "objective" measures are.

Every objective computer system. After bowl season it will drop to a solid 2nd.

Patrick swayze about to lose his shit 

Nah. My dad and I are sitting here on the couch laughing at the logic of the Longhorn TCU fans. It’s weird. But y’all do y’all.
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I don’t think a comeback is out of the question, but damn if getting 0 points from two trips inside the 5 isn’t killer.

Need a stop and a score to start the second half and it’s a different ball game.

Also need to get back on the running game. Churn it out 5 yards at a time.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Go Horned Toads! Spit blood in their eyes! Go Frog! Played a great first half. Duggan should have won Heisman and Garrett is a heck of an OC. They won’t be able to keep him after next year but I am impressed with what Dykes has done with this team which was the same nucleus as Fatterson had last year. Apparently “this” can’t be done at UT! 

Limit the talk to toads...  No reason to drag the Horns into this conversation today.

C'mon Nicole, only positive Texas stuff in offseason!!!

Miller being banged up is gonna hurt 

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

Anybody got some good titties we can see?

I can give you a nipple shot 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Go Horned Toads! Spit blood in their eyes! Go Frog! Played a great first half. Duggan should have won Heisman and Garrett is a heck of an OC. They won’t be able to keep him after next year but I am impressed with what Dykes has done with this team which was the same nucleus as Fatterson had last year. Apparently “this” can’t be done at UT! 

This is the dumb stuff others pointed out that would infect the board with TCU playing well. Yes, "this can't be done" at the only program in the State of Texas that has won a national championship in football SINCE 1939. And won 4 of them since anyone else won one. Jesus. 

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

Anybody got some good titties we can see?

Or some mediocre ones?

34 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


But state pride!!! “Doofus”.

There's exceptions to everything.  My hatred for anything aggy is borderline psychotic. 

i see the TCU punter is still fucking acting out his fantacies of being hit while punting. 

15 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Per wikipedia, Dahmer was kicked out of ohio State University faster than he was kicked out of the US Army. He lasted 3.5 months at oSU and almost 3 years in the US Army. 

dress code?

9 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

It doesn't because it's wrong. The Big 12 was the best or second best conference by every objective measure and in a round robin you don't avoid anyone. 

And yet they are 1-6 in Bowl games so far...

There’s that TCU Punter with his patented flop again

I'm surprised they don't call that as a TD as a makeup call. 

 

I’m baked on THC gummies! Delta 9 baby! Loving this game! So far…

If TCU wins this game, it’s gonna be a rough week for the servers.

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Most of their starters aren’t even from Texas

Well he'll.

It's not so much rooting for them, really couldn't care less. I'd just like to see Michigan lose.

Asteroid/comet scenario.

Oh no, another goaline situation for Michigan. Probably easier if they can run it in from outside the 10 yard line.

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

This is the dumb stuff others pointed out that would infect the board with TCU playing well. Yes, "this can't be done" at the only program in the State of Texas that has won a national championship in football SINCE 1939. And won 4 of them since anyone else won one. Jesus. 

Look we all know it can be done. Akers took Royals 5-5-1 team to 11-0. It is just not very common.

Duggan’s passing will determine the outcome - all he did in the first half is throw it out of bounds

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