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Why the fuck do any of you care who somebody roots for?

Why is a chicken.

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    This is the dumbest opinion in sports. There's not a different set of rules at the end of a game.

  • This is such an aggy take. If we handle our business, which we definitely do not, it matters zero what other schools do. Texas is the only school Texas needs to worry about and we are our own worst en

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Why the fuck would you root for TCU

 

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Why the fuck would you root for meat chicken?
I'm rooting against TCU. Not for Michigan. Fuck TCU and the Big 12.

And TCU vs Georgia in the championship would be unwatchable. Would be over by the 1st qtr
1 minute ago, Augustus said:

Why the fuck do any of you care who somebody roots for?

Why is a chicken.

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Because TCU winning this game is bad for Texas.


This is such an aggy take. If we handle our business, which we definitely do not, it matters zero what other schools do. Texas is the only school Texas needs to worry about and we are our own worst enemy. What starts here changes the world, remember?
2 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Why the fuck do any of you care who somebody roots for?

Why is a chicken.

say "meat" and "chicken" together fast and you'll figure it out. 

Michigan has honestly looked good outside of turning it over on downs at the goal line and throwing a pick six. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Michigan has honestly looked good outside of turning it over on downs at the goal line and throwing a pick six. 


Other than that mrs Lincoln how was the play?

6 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Why the fuck would you root for meat chicken?

because roach is our enemy?

roach winning is bad for us?

roach has no chance in the final?

Love those Meatchicken fans expressions!

 

Harbaugh looks like he's about to drown a littler of kittens in a bathtub. 

Just now, pch said:

Love those Meatchicken fans expressions!

 

Worth repeating!

 

TCU 14-0!!!! Yes the toughest piece of my parlay looking good 

Some of these Michigan fans look like they're already regretting all the money spent to be there.

Well damn, lol. All Michigan has to do is run the ball down their throats and TCU will wear down. No answer on Defense so far though.

Screw Michigan and screw Harbaugh’s weird ass!  Go frogs!

having a QB that can run is such a huge difference maker.

If Michigan gets dominated against TCU, they never had a chance against Georgia. 

Michigan might want to actually wake up and start playing. Outside of their opening play, they have didn't dick. Luckily for them, they are still easily in this game unlike the Georgia game last year.

9 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

 


This is such an aggy take. If we handle our business, which we definitely do not, it matters zero what other schools do. Texas is the only school Texas needs to worry about and we are our own worst enemy. What starts here changes the world, remember?

 

You can kiss my fucking ass.

Yes, TCU winning this game can hurt us if it costs even one recruit we wanted.  And it might.

We don't root for our conference mates just because they're in our conference.  Same goes for in-state.  That's stupid, in-bred, deep south, aggy idiocy.

I'll say it again -- TCU fucking hates us.  Rooting for them is a bitch move for a Longhorn.  Fuck TCU.  

 

Edited by TexArcher

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Guess we know who the physical team is

Out of the gate? Yes.

Texas would have gone 10-2 or 11-1 against Michigan’s schedule. 

Impressive drive

because roach is our enemy?
roach winning is bad for us?
roach has no chance in the final?

I don’t think it matters right now what’s “bad for Texas football”
On 12/30/2022 at 10:55 AM, ztejas said:

TCU is top to bottom a good team. They'll play you straight up and beat you if you aren't careful.

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I will root for TCU any day over Mich., OSU, UGA.  
 

An hour ago TCU had no chance against Michigan. 

I'm rooting against TCU. Not for Michigan. Fuck TCU and the Big 12.

And TCU vs Georgia in the championship would be unwatchable. Would be over by the 1st qtr

Every team Vs Georgia besides Alabama will be over in the first quarter
1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

Out of the gate? Yes.

You still think Bryce Young is overrated?

Well damn, lol. All Michigan has to do is run the ball down their throats and TCU will wear down. No answer on Defense so far though.
They stopped them the 1st drive with ease. Second drive was a clinic by TCU. I wouldn't so no answer so far since 7 of their points was because of a terrible pass for the pick 6.

Michigan doesn't need to panic. Run the ball. Wear them down. Chip away and TCU will wear down in the end. It would be stupid to panic and get away from their strengths.
2 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Thanks for answering and I understand your rationale.

But fuck all that. And fuck TCU :)

His rationale is stupid, though. TCU has plenty of dipshit fans. Same percentage as all the other shitty schools, there's just fewer of them.

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11 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Georgia is assfucking either of these teams.

Great now tcu is gonna win it all thanks.

Got Michigan playing catch up bodes well for Toads.

TCU being the first Texas team to play in a CFP championship game is pretty depressing

Just now, Ignatius said:

You still think Bryce Young is overrated?

Compared to what the announcers were saying about him, yes. But what the fuck does this have to do with this game?

TCU winning isn’t bad for Texas football. Texas playing football is bad for Texas football   We duck ourselves more than any other team winning anything 

Edited by Sgt Hulk

Texas would have gone 10-2 or 11-1 against Michigan’s schedule. 

Nah. We would have fucked up against a couple of middling Big 10 teams because Sark.

I'd point out that rushing 3 and dropping everybody is stupid but nobody listens

Nice to see a team with half our talent and money do this , fucking coaching abyss

His rationale is stupid, though. TCU has plenty of dipshit fans. Same percentage as all the other shitty schools, there's just fewer of them.

Maybe true, but not near the same level of dipshittery of aggy, ou, or the rapists.

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