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2 hours ago, elfenix said:

SanAustonioplex

As a Blanco resident watching Austin grow west and SA grow north, I have a copyright pending for "The Blaustonio Metroplex". So I got that going for me, which is nice. 

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34. Why would I want to be associated with these assholes? If I came across a random Liberal in this country they might tell me something cool or give me a random fact. If I met a random Conservative I’d probably hear the newest Facebook bullshit or racist joke.

Earliest memories of politics started with let’s impeach because blowjob and cheating on wife though economy is doing well. Then dumb guy who used 9/11 to weaponize Patriotism and eventually have a good chunk of peers lose their homes and livelihood but a bailout. Next was cool guy who didn’t talk like an asshole and helped revive everyone’s retirement accounts and started the longest sustained economic recovery. Follow that with Boomers striking back by electing Biff from Back2Future, and ended with people losing their livelihoods again and bailouts. Now we have an old guy who mushroom stamps Republicans on the reg and have well paying jobs across every industry and we get blowjobs every Friday and Saturday.

 

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9 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Now we have an old guy who mushroom stamps Republicans on the reg and have well paying jobs across every industry and we get blowjobs every Friday and Saturday.

Wait, I thought we were all too broke to afford housing or kids?  

republicans have literally never done anything good for millennials except maybe started long wars for the ones who wanted to see active duty which isn't many

6 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Wait, I thought we were all too broke to afford housing or kids?  

That’s Gen Z. Millennials are having babies and moving to the suburbs.

And don’t say we you dumb bitch. You aren’t my age

7 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

That’s Gen Z. Millennials are having babies and moving to the suburbs.

And don’t say we you dumb bitch. You aren’t my age

I’m a lot closer than you think. I’m just not a whiny loser cunt that blames politics for any ills in my life. I can see how that would be confusing for you. 

Just dropping in to say I invented everything Millennials are known for, at least a decade before any of them were born.

See you at work next week.

Maybe.

3 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I’m just not a whiny loser cunt that blames politics for any ills in my life. I can see how that would be confusing for you. 

Just like your granddad told those stupid integration commies!

6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Just like your granddad told those stupid integration commies!

Sure. 

43 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Wait, I thought we were all too broke to afford housing or kids?  

No that’s just you.  Surly is for the 0.5 percent

3 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

No that’s just you.  Surly is for the 0.5 percent

Lol.  Nah I find it almost incomprehensible to jot succeed in America.  Almost like part of you doesn’t want to if you can’t.  

3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

It can’t be said better than this. And even millennial homeowners have plenty of friends their age who work hard and just can’t manage the bare minimum. 
 

There should be no surprise that the first American generation to be worse off than their parents will decide said parents’ system is horse shit. 

Hi, it's me.

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You're so fucking out of touch, Fatty. The most insulting thing about you is your complete lack of critical self-reflection. 

12 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Lol.  Nah I find it almost incomprehensible to jot succeed in America.  Almost like part of you doesn’t want to if you can’t.  

did you stroke out while typing this? what the fuck are you trying to say? blink three times if you need an ambulance

People have always gotten more conservative as they age, but only morons understand the GOP as a conservative party.

16 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Lol.  Nah I find it almost incomprehensible to jot succeed in America.  Almost like part of you doesn’t want to if you can’t.  

The fucking cluelessness it takes to type something like this. 
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4 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

People have always gotten more conservative as they age, but only morons understand the GOP as a conservative party.

well, then I must be the Benjamin Button of politcal spectrums because I find myself daily moving further from whatever modern conservatism purports itself to be these days

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

The fucking cluelessness it takes to type something like this. 
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yeah, it reminds of the spouse who has lost the argument so they resort to name calling. pathetic

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3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

well, then I must be the Benjamin Button of politcal spectrums because I find myself daily moving further from whatever modern conservatism purports itself to be these days

 

My point entirely is that the GOP/modern “conservatives” are not in fact conservative at all. Of course millennials aren’t trending GOP in the same way that aging generations did when the right wing party stood for actual conservative principles and ideas.

5 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

My point entirely is that the GOP/modern “conservatives” are not in fact conservative at all. Of course millennials aren’t trending GOP in the same way that aging generations did when the right wing party stood for actual conservative principles and ideas.

you're gonna have to show me that timeline where conservatism wasn't intrinsically intertwined with racism and misogyny because despite protestations otherwise I have not seen the evidence. quite the opposite. I think that, more than anything, is why the younger generations will never be R or conservative, however you want to designate the right in this country. the fact that's it's being actively practiced in front of their eyes doesn't help either.

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Just dropping in to say I invented everything Millennials are known for, at least a decade before any of them were born.

See you at work next week.

Maybe.

But this times different!!!!

RePUbLiCaNS NEveR wIN ElECtiOn aGain!!!

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

I’m a lot closer than you think. I’m just not a whiny loser cunt that blames politics for any ills in my life. I can see how that would be confusing for you. 

Actually you are a whiny loser cunt that blames Beto for nonexistent ills on gun ownership in your life. A single issue, baby back bitch you are.

Check the inflation threads if you want to see the real titty babies on the Shag. You won’t find that from me.

43 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Lol.  Nah I find it almost incomprehensible to jot succeed in America.  Almost like part of you doesn’t want to if you can’t.  

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The right has always been fiscal conservative social conservative. That often meant racist and misogynist, but that wasn’t the main thing. The current right wing is kleptocratic and extremist - they are not conservative at all and the racism is not secondary or seemingly benign enough to be ignored by anyone but people who are actually hateful or are simply fools. So of course people aren’t trending that way as they get older, have more to lose, and thus become more loss averse.

Oh the out of touch victim who cares more about guns than people is here to set us straight!

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6 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

What if it isn't how old we are at the present but how we react to the President and Politics as we turn 18? What if the older voters that grew up with FDR stayed strong Democrats all their lives?

Maybe that's going to suck for Republicans.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/partisan-loyalty-begins-at-age-18/amp/

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

republicans have literally never done anything good for millennials except maybe started long wars for the ones who wanted to see active duty which isn't many

If we are talking 18, those who turned 18 over the last 20 years have seen a Republican and his neocon buddies who gleefully got us into a very unpopular war in Iraq and then couldn’t figure out the legitimate war in Afghanistan, and who had plenty of scandals, followed by a scandal-free Democrat who was not full of doom and gloom and not ranting about every little thing and was trying to do what he could (even if ineffective at times), followed by a scandal-ridden Republican who was angry at everybody who didn’t 100% worship him and wanted to disenfranchise everybody who didn’t worship him, and was willing to throw out the Constitution in order to stay in power,  followed by a scandal-free Biden who seems to be trying to fix stuff and pay attention to things the younger folks want.

Those are shitty summaries I admit, but if you’ve come of age over the last 20 years, your Republican Presidents were Bush II and Trump, and Democrats were Obama and Biden.

6 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Well the line at 1946 is due to the war ending in 1945 and all the servicemen coming back and having babies. That's why the baby boomer line always starts in 1946. 

Statistically speaking if you want to even begin to have an accurate analysis when you're going to make the boomers from 1946 to 1964 then you have to also make the subsequent generations have the same gap of 18. Or make the baby boomer gap 15 and shift the others back 3 years. 

I understand making the generations uneven if you're talking purely about experiences, although the beginning years of a generation are always going to be more aligned with the ending years of the previous than they are the ending years of their own generation. But if you want to take statistics out of it, especially for generation size, you can't have one of them be 3 years longer than the others. 

CBS had a handy guide for the generations. It’s not entirely accurate…

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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

CBS had a handy guide for the generations. It’s not entirely accurate…

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sweet, I don't exist.

26 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Actually you are a whiny loser cunt that blames Beto for nonexistent ills on gun ownership in your life. A single issue, baby back bitch you are.

That is funny, actually. That single issue single handedly kept him from realizing his dream. Just think how different the next decade in Texas would have been, that will not be, so I can go shoot skeet tomorrow. 

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If you want a clear example of why it's not working for Republicans just look at all posts, then especially the ones from Flatty and Incredulity.  They immediately devolve into name callling and "own the libs."  They have nothing to say otherwise. End.

6 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I will believe the GOP has a millennial problem when I see it. The “don’t worry, once the old people die, it’s going to get better” hasn’t worked before. The terrible people indoctrinate their terrible kids. 

They couldn’t keep Barrack Hussein Obama II, a Black communist, socialist, Marxist, Muslim atheist community organizer born in Kenya, raised in Indonesia, trained in Hawaii and Chicago, from office for 8 years, and they couldn’t keep Sleepy Joe Hunter’s Laptop Biden out of the WH either.

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

If you want a clear example of why it's not working for Republicans just look at all posts, then especially the ones from Flatty and Incredulity.  They immediately devolve into name callling and "own the libs."  They have nothing to say otherwise. End.

Oh I immediately delved into name calling?  Maybe check the post I replied to.  Psst. He’s on your team. 

They had 12 straight years of the White House before 1992. In the 30 years since they've had 12 years total. 12 horrifically destructive years that got us into 2 decades of war, a horrible recession brought on by corruption in the deregulated banking industry, and completely bungled a pandemic. Unless something changes they probably don't win in 2024 either. They need to change to match the change in America since they've led the charge to mess it all up. 

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9 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Oh I immediately delved into name calling?  Maybe check the post I replied to.  Psst. He’s on your team. 

My team is the 2005 Texas Longhorns. You are a dumb bitch if you think skeet shooting was “at risk.”

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This will surely offend the woke mob, but you can’t spell “God” without two of the letters in “GOP.” Those letters also appear in “Let’s go, Brandon!” 

Type “Hallelujah” if you agree with that grammatical / theological fact

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13 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

My team is the 2005 Texas Longhorns. You are a dumb bitch if you think skeet shooting was “at risk.”

He also said that one word from his ex-wife to the judge would mean NO MORE GUNS.  So, no red flag laws for anyone because he doesn't understand the law.  It's fucking crazy what some people conjure up in their heads.  

31 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

My team is the 2005 Texas Longhorns. You are a dumb bitch if you think skeet shooting was “at risk.”

Hint: he's a dumb bitch.

5 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

what the fuck is going on in that brown area where the southeast corner of NM touches? I looked at a map and there's nothing there. Wind farms? Is Midland/Odessa the place to be I missed it?

Midland, Odessa, Crane, and Monahans

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you're gonna have to show me that timeline where conservatism wasn't intrinsically intertwined with racism and misogyny because despite protestations otherwise I have not seen the evidence. quite the opposite. I think that, more than anything, is why the younger generations will never be R or conservative, however you want to designate the right in this country. the fact that's it's being actively practiced in front of their eyes doesn't help either.

This is 100% it. I know many former farm kids turned suburban mcmansion types who would rather vote republican for fiscal reasons but morally they can't support the open racism and homophobia. There is a clear divide there from their parents. 

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

CBS had a handy guide for the generations. It’s not entirely accurate…

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6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

sweet, I don't exist.

Of course they left us out... That's why we're "Gen X", man

13 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Hint: he's a dumb bitch.

Maybe he shoots skeet with an ar15 because freedom?

14 hours ago, Bullneck said:

If you want a clear example of why it's not working for Republicans just look at all posts, then especially the ones from Flatty and Incredulity.  They immediately devolve into name callling and "own the libs."  They have nothing to say otherwise. End.

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Piece of shit people support piece of shit people. Of course millennials are turned off by the GOP. Look and listen to the regular people who vote for them and tell me if you would ever associate with them.

14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

CBS had a handy guide for the generations. It’s not entirely accurate…

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My entire life is a lie

Wife and I are ‘80 babies and argue constantly about what we are based on different lists. Good to know we’re nobodies. 

13 hours ago, seven said:

vote republican for fiscal reasons

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17 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

 I’m just not a whiny loser cunt that blames politics for any ills in my life.

Imagine being a reliable republican voter in 2022 and saying this 

16 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

My team is the 2005 Texas Longhorns. You are a dumb bitch if you think skeet shooting was “at risk.”

Lol. I will agree that I was dumb, but mainly because the posters here had me convinced Texas would vote for that  Tecovas wearing baby back little bitch.  And no, I don’t think any of it was going away. I just want to reiterate what I’d trade your rights and want to live in Texas for.  
 

16 hours ago, Bullneck said:

He also said that one word from his ex-wife to the judge would mean NO MORE GUNS.  So, no red flag laws for anyone because he doesn't understand the law.  It's fucking crazy what some people conjure up in their heads.  

No, what I actually said is that it has been proposed. Is it your contention that it never has?  Whether it made the final bill, is not irrelevant.  It still means there is someone that wanted that, and makes it an easy choice in the booth. The fact they didn’t get their way doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. Maybe you should go back and do some more reading of the proposed ref flag laws, and what has been offered, cut out, and proposed.  

 

15 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Hint: he's a dumb bitch.

All that and I’ll still never be a fucking aggy though. So at least I have that going for me. 

19 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

All that and I’ll still never be a fucking aggy though. So at least I have that going for me. 

2022 Trump supporter equals honorary Aggy.  Moose out front and all. 

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