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11 minutes ago, TXLNGHRN10 said:

So south Texas gets all the rain and we might get .25 ?

 

I want to hate you but I agree with you.  

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Where exactly do y’all think Austin is on that map??

2 minutes ago, Hate said:

Where exactly do y’all think Austin is on that map??

Austin, Massachusetts?

4 minutes ago, Hate said:

Where exactly do y’all think Austin is on that map??

Here's the updated map with an arrow pointing at Austin

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9 minutes ago, Hate said:

Where exactly do y’all think Austin is on that map??

In the middle of the force field zone?

4 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Here's the updated map with an arrow pointing at Austin

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We'll get nothing and like it.

10 minutes ago, utee94 said:

In the middle of the force field zone?

We'll get nothing and like it.

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Sorry, that last map put the Austin rain dome too far north. If you want where we really are, it's about 25 miles south of that previous picture (green dot). Looks like West Austin is in the 5"+ category. East of 35 is in the 4" category.

But the parts of Texas that are in the worst drought look like they are about to get some help finally.

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1 minute ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

West Austin is in the 5"+ category. East of 35 is in the 4" category.

Your demographics are way off.

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

Here's the updated map with an arrow pointing at Austin

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That white dot looks more like it's over Georgetown or Round Rock. Austin is a smidge further south.

 

6 minutes ago, Paper_jam said:

That white dot looks more like it's over Georgetown or Round Rock. Austin is a smidge further south.

 

Round Rock and Georgetown will get hail, tornado warnings and torrential downpours.  Austin will get moist.

1 minute ago, texasdago said:

Round Rock and Georgetown will get hail, tornado warnings and torrential downpours.  Austin will get moist.

Sad but true.

Anyway, I'm about to wash my car to reverse jinx the city.  We'll see how it goes.

Call your shots.

I live near 2222/360 and I guess the gauge on 360 will get 3.5" between now and Monday noon.

Also, this event seems big enough that @phdhorn should be here.

SW Austin keeps geeting screwed over so if we get rain and the expected amount is 3" - 5", I'm going to guess we top out at 3".  Short end of the stick.  Maybe even 2.5" 

 

3 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Call your shots.

I live near 2222/360 and I guess the gauge on 360 will get 3.5" between now and Monday noon.

Also, this event seems big enough that @phdhorn should be here.

From yesterday:

 

 

 

Attention Citizens of Southern Brazil Attention Citizens of Southeastern Brazil Attention Citizens of Argentina and Attention Citizens of Falkland Islands Onion Ring Warning has been issued for Southeastern Brazil it will bring a lot of Onion Rings especially in Rio De Janeiro and Sao Paulo and Buenos Aires Argentina and it will bring a lot of Onion Rings from the sky it will affect Transformers and Telephone Poles and it will bring a lot of onion rings on the ground and Onion Rings will be so powerful in Southeastern Brazil it will affect beaches of Rio De Janeiro and people in Southeastern Brazil Be Prepared have your ketchup mustard salt pepper and air fryers and deep fryers ready and it will affect Western Chile and the Onion Rings will be so powerful it will cover the ground If you have anybody living in Southeastern Brazil Be Prepared for Onion Rings with Thunder and Lightning Take Care and Stay Safe and Don't Get Caught in the Onion Rings Be Safe

5 minutes ago, miguelito said:

From yesterday:

 

 

 

Attention Citizens of Southern Brazil Attention Citizens of Southeastern Brazil Attention Citizens of Argentina and Attention Citizens of Falkland Islands Onion Ring Warning has been issued for Southeastern Brazil it will bring a lot of Onion Rings especially in Rio De Janeiro and Sao Paulo and Buenos Aires Argentina and it will bring a lot of Onion Rings from the sky it will affect Transformers and Telephone Poles and it will bring a lot of onion rings on the ground and Onion Rings will be so powerful in Southeastern Brazil it will affect beaches of Rio De Janeiro and people in Southeastern Brazil Be Prepared have your ketchup mustard salt pepper and air fryers and deep fryers ready and it will affect Western Chile and the Onion Rings will be so powerful it will cover the ground If you have anybody living in Southeastern Brazil Be Prepared for Onion Rings with Thunder and Lightning Take Care and Stay Safe and Don't Get Caught in the Onion Rings Be Safe

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2 hours ago, Blotto said:

Del Rio right now

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Amistad could use it.....

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25 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Call your shots.

I live near 2222/360 and I guess the gauge on 360 will get 3.5" between now and Monday noon.

Also, this event seems big enough that @phdhorn should be here.

4.27" at my house in NW Austin by Monday at noon.

Since the start of April, we've had more than 10", with half of that coming in one downpour that lasted an hour. Grass is super happy, but the ground is really saturated. Would honestly like to be on the lighter side of this one. Give it to the lakes!

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

Del Rio right now

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Falcon could use it of the 15" bullseye is below Amistad

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31 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Call your shots.

I live near 2222/360 and I guess the gauge on 360 will get 3.5" between now and Monday noon.

Also, this event seems big enough that @phdhorn should be here.

Look man, he's got onion rings to worry about. Ketchup, air fryers, whatnot. You can handle a little rain

Oh noes, we are going to drown.  Travis County has started sending out the bilingual weather warnings

Just now, MissingInAction said:

I have a pool party scheduled tomorrow in North Central  Austin , so we should get about 40 inches in that area.

Be careful where you post this. You might end up with a bunch of 3 star recruits wearing aggie shit with their hands out show up.

40 minutes ago, Catpfish said:

Oh noes, we are going to drown.  Travis County has started sending out the bilingual weather warnings

!más vale alejarse que ahogarse!

52 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I have a pool party scheduled tomorrow in North Central  Austin , so we should get about 40 inches in that area.

 

55 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I have a pool party scheduled tomorrow in North Central  Austin , so we should get about 40 inches in that area.

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actual footage from MIA's pool party:

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6 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Here's the updated map with an arrow pointing at Austin

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Thanks for the arrow, but that still doesn't tell me if Bandera is getting the UT game on ABC this weekend.

10 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Thanks for the arrow, but that still doesn't tell me if Bandera is getting the UT game on ABC this weekend.

No, this weekend's game is only on the Prime Sports network.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

No, this weekend's game is only on the Prime Sports network.

Raycom, IMO

What fucking rain? I don't live in Saltillo or Monterrey. Good for them I guess. You live in a fucking desert.

4 hours ago, texasdago said:

SW Austin keeps geeting screwed over so if we get rain and the expected amount is 3" - 5", I'm going to guess we top out at 3".  Short end of the stick.  Maybe even 2.5" 

 

I mowed my yard this afternoon so we’ll get nothing.

Ol Reed Timmer had maybe one of his best intercepts earlier in Nebraska. 

 

 

 

 

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Hi.

Big rains 12a-6p overnight, everybody gets a lot of wet; this one's not shaping up to be the usual nothingburger. Rain will be pretty heavy especially toward daybreak. Spotty flooding, especially along the usual suspect creeks for sure. Not widespread severe event per se but definitely can be spots of hail/high winds. This is more tropical drenching type rain.

Ebbs down most of the day Saturday, spotty showers though. Still a rainy day.

Sunday 12-6 same thing, not as intense but flooding here with there a possibility. Slacks off the rest of Sunday and repeat Monday, again less intense than Saturday.

With this type of setup it it's really hard to gauge the depth of intense rain but the setup is primed more than most of the last yearor so. I'm leaning less apocalypse but this will be heavy rain two or three hours overnight for pretty much everyone. If it's bad enough to wake me overnight owl possibly post.

May (wettest month) gonna May.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Hi.

Big rains 12a-6p overnight, everybody gets a lot of wet; this one's not shaping up to be the usual nothingburger. Rain will be pretty heavy especially toward daybreak. Spotty flooding, especially along the usual suspect creeks for sure. Not widespread severe event per se but definitely can be spots of hail/high winds. This is more tropical drenching type rain.

Ebbs down most of the day Saturday, spotty showers though. Still a rainy day.

Sunday 12-6 same thing, not as intense but flooding here with there a possibility. Slacks off the rest of Sunday and repeat Monday, again less intense than Sunday.

With this type of setup it it's really hard to gauge the depth of intense rain but the setup is primed more than most of the last yearor so. I'm leaning less apocalypse but this will be heavy rain two or three hours overnight for pretty much everyone. If it's bad enough to wake me overnight owl possibly post.

May (wettest month) gonna May.

 

 

Hello! 

28 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Hi.

Big rains 12a-6p overnight, everybody gets a lot of wet; this one's not shaping up to be the usual nothingburger. Rain will be pretty heavy especially toward daybreak. Spotty flooding, especially along the usual suspect creeks for sure. Not widespread severe event per se but definitely can be spots of hail/high winds. This is more tropical drenching type rain.

Ebbs down most of the day Saturday, spotty showers though. Still a rainy day.

Sunday 12-6 same thing, not as intense but flooding here with there a possibility. Slacks off the rest of Sunday and repeat Monday, again less intense than Saturday.

With this type of setup it it's really hard to gauge the depth of intense rain but the setup is primed more than most of the last yearor so. I'm leaning less apocalypse but this will be heavy rain two or three hours overnight for pretty much everyone. If it's bad enough to wake me overnight owl possibly post.

May (wettest month) gonna May.

 

 

Maybe

1 hour ago, troph said:

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The Federation's Weather Modification Net does a bang-up job, doesn't it?  #StarTrek  Lulz.

28 minutes ago, troph said:

Anything less than 7 inches will be wholly unsatisfying. 

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