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Cow pissing on a flat lake at Horseshoe Bay right now

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32 minutes ago, ftf82 said:

Cow pissing on a flat lake at Horseshoe Bay right now

Looks like it’s gonna be a. pretty good storm front for the Austin metro area.

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Looks like it’s gonna be a. pretty good storm front for the Austin metro area.

It might skirt the northern part of Austin and miss the rest of us.  But the game tonight might be a little wet. 

Coming down heavy in 78628

1” in 15 minutes 

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7 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

MILFS getting wet af right now. 

get your sketch pad out

Is it actually going to beat the force field?

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Not bad for 30 minutes 

 

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26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

near AHS

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9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

People in Steiner Ranch might not have to water today.

like they are gonna let a little rain get in the way of them breaking water restrictions

Blue skies and sun popping through a smear of clouds on the back end of this. 

17 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

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Not a fucking drop here. Congrats @NorthLoop et al.

Parted like the fucking red sea

2.5" overall. I'll take it. Wish we could have gotten some more for our neighbors down south. That's frustrating.

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it's dumping in The Woodlands now.  We will probably end up with over 5 inches of rain from this 3 day event!  Hell yes!

Yard is so moist, since it's that kinda party, imma stick my dick in the flower bed.

1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

Yard is so moist, since it's that kinda party, imma stick my dick in the flower bed.

Mind the Venus Flytraps.

7 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

This is the best weather day in the last six months easy 

Weather in Austin felt fantastic today. More plz 

Is this the appropriate thread to mention that Lake Travis is down over 3.5 feet in the last month? The recent rains provided us with a brief reprieve from the drops but did not increase the water level at all. 

4 hours ago, Larry T. Spider said:

Is this the appropriate thread to mention that Lake Travis is down over 3.5 feet in the last month? The recent rains provided us with a brief reprieve from the drops but did not increase the water level at all. 

Hey, it's almost to 40% of its full volume!

https://isthelakefullyet.com/#volume

Is this the appropriate thread to mention that Lake Travis is down over 3.5 feet in the last month? The recent rains provided us with a brief reprieve from the drops but did not increase the water level at all. 

Developers are purportedly already eyeing the sometimes islands for a new Carlos and Charlie’s

I completely forgot we used to have one of those.  

Starting tomorrow, several days in a row at 100* on the dot with the heat index.  And not a drop of rain.  Really glad we got so much late last week, it's gonna have to last us another hot spell or two. 

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I completely forgot we used to have one of those.  

Starting tomorrow, several days in a row at 100* on the dot with the heat index.  And not a drop of rain.  Really glad we got so much late last week, it's gonna have to last us another hot spell or two. 

Who's this "we?"  Some folks in Austin got a lot, some got almost none.  

Sorry, we got lucky for once in our little neck of the woods.  Between Tue-Sat of last week, almost 3".  We missed out on most of the other (extremely intermittent and rare) rains some other patches of Austin got earlier this month and that 48 hour window back in August.  We got a lotta days in the mid to high 90's with no rain in sight to close out this weekend, for all of Austin.  It may feel better out to us, but the trees are still looking really fucking rough.  I have to put in a call to CoA to get some distressed oaks about 20-25' up before they fall into the powerlines.  And have to queue up now since it'll take 'em that long to get to me before the first freeze.  

You want 3 linear miles of those plastic divider things between the vehicular lanes and the bike lane?  City can do that overnight.  Want cracked tree limbs to ice over and fall over and over again onto power lines?  Best we can do is 2025.  

5 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:


Developers are purportedly already eyeing the sometimes islands for a new Carlos and Charlie’s

maybe we can build that dam bridge over Lake Travis we have been needing for 50 years.

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The middle graph is precipitation in New Orleans this past August. The top blue line is the average rainfall in New Orleans in August - somewhere between 4 and 5 inches generally. it always rains a lot in the summer in New Orleans, with thunderstorms, almost every freaking day.

The bottom blue line is what we actually received.  So far, September is worse than August.

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The middle graph is precipitation in New Orleans this past August. The top blue line is the average rainfall in New Orleans in August - somewhere between 4 and 5 inches generally. it always rains a lot in the summer in New Orleans, with thunderstorms, almost every freaking day.
The bottom blue line is what we actually received.  So far, September is worse than August.

You can blame me for last week. I brought the drought with me. Sorry about that.

I was there for a few days in June, had some lovely rainshowers.  But that was The Before Time, in the Long Long Ago.

On 9/18/2023 at 11:47 AM, YGIFS said:

Sorry, we got lucky for once in our little neck of the woods.  Between Tue-Sat of last week, almost 3".  We missed out on most of the other (extremely intermittent and rare) rains some other patches of Austin got earlier this month and that 48 hour window back in August.  We got a lotta days in the mid to high 90's with no rain in sight to close out this weekend, for all of Austin.  It may feel better out to us, but the trees are still looking really fucking rough.  I have to put in a call to CoA to get some distressed oaks about 20-25' up before they fall into the powerlines.  And have to queue up now since it'll take 'em that long to get to me before the first freeze.  

You want 3 linear miles of those plastic divider things between the vehicular lanes and the bike lane?  City can do that overnight.  Want cracked tree limbs to ice over and fall over and over again onto power lines?  Best we can do is 2025.  

Tell the COA the limbs might fall in the bike lane.

if we somehow manage to get a late hurricane or tropical storm, every tree in this fucking city is gonna fall down

42 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

If we get iced over this winter Austin will cease to exist.

You seem to have forgotten that we have a fucking DISASTER SCIENTIST on the Council and ready to act. Nothing to worry about.

6 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

You seem to have forgotten that we have a fucking DISASTER SCIENTIST on the Council and ready to act. Nothing to worry about.

Sadly she's proven to be one of the smartest and most capable members of the city council.  Low bar, obviously.

16 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

You seem to have forgotten that we have a fucking DISASTER SCIENTIST on the Council and ready to act. Nothing to worry about.

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Crickets are out after the rain baby!  And my back door closes without hitting the door frame again.  Really need this round on Monday to be a good soaking.  

38 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Crickets are out after the rain baby!  And my back door closes without hitting the door frame again.  Really need this round on Monday to be a good soaking.  

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