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Different 10 day forecasts are all over the place. None of those fuckers have a clue what's going to happen. 

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3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Current forecast has a Saturday high of 71 and mostly cloudy.  Might get a tad chilly at ACL Fest.

I believe the term is nipply. Don't tell the Coeds about the cold front and will be a great time for all.   

Glad I spread grass seed all over my backyard that I now have to hand water for two extra days instead of the rain that was supposed to happen.

I collected a bucket of run off water during heavy rain times and during light rain times and they both weighed the same. So I don't know how these idiot forecasters think they know the difference?

25 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Glad I spread grass seed all over my backyard that I now have to hand water for two extra days instead of the rain that was supposed to happen.

Did the same. All these little birds are eating it and going to reseed my neighbors lawn. 

I need a cat. 

Kicking things off with 1.25-1.5” in my area this morning. 

Houston area getting a steady soaking this morning. Nothing heavy yet, but a consistent light rain since before sunup.  Looks like some stronger stuff down in Brazoria/Fort Bend that may or may not make it to the city center later. 

Unrelated to the front making its way down south. Little disturbance that originated out in the Gulf. If you're anywhere inside a triangle drawn from Matagorda to Hunstville to Beaumont, you're likely to get at least some rain today.

21 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

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Everything I've been watching has had it pretty consistent with about 1.5-3 inches over the past several days.

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I'm so stupid. "Huh? What? I don't see models trending down!!1!"

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1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I'm so stupid. "Huh? What? I don't see models trending down!!1!"

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You've got to be kidding me...

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You:

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The guy she told you not to worry about (aka, the projection less than 24 hours ago):

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4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Did the same. All these little birds are eating it and going to reseed my neighbors lawn. 

I need a cat. 

Or a Red Rider BB gun 

41 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

You've got to be kidding me...
 

The forcefield has become so powerful, it now preemptively eliminates rain.

6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Or a Red Rider BB gun 

You’ll shoot your eye out.

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

 

Looks like a giant line of storms that misses us completely. I'd say that's pretty fucking accurate. 

It poured in Houston today. We got almost 2 1/2 inches of rain in my hood.

38 minutes ago, Hate said:

It poured in Houston today. We got almost 2 1/2 inches of rain in my hood.

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51 minutes ago, Hate said:

It poured in Houston today. We got almost 2 1/2 inches of rain in my hood.

Still raining in the se side

It’s gonna be 100 fucking degrees tomorrow with the heat index.  I know cooler temps and rain are on the way but I just wanted to tell summer 23 to get fucked one last time.  This was fucking ridiculous.  I was hand watering my front yard for an hour tonight.  I don’t fucking get this shit anymore.  

2 hours ago, Hate said:

It poured in Houston today. We got almost 2 1/2 inches of rain in my hood.

nice soaking in the central part of the city.  people out west still bad off.

 

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16 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Muggy as shit out there this morning.

Another fuck you from the summer gods.  Never ending.

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Austin and Hill Country will get nothing and like it
 

Why is it when they predict big rains, we get nothing and when they give a %30 chance, we get torrential floods?

3 minutes ago, TXLNGHRN10 said:

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Austin and Hill Country will get nothing and like it
 

Why is it when they predict big rains, we get nothing and when they give a %30 chance, we get torrential floods?

Because you touch yourself at night.

And most days.

I hate Illinois nazis and Austin rain forecasts.

 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Because you touch yourself at night.

And most days.

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12 hours ago, YGIFS said:

It’s gonna be 100 fucking degrees tomorrow with the heat index.  I know cooler temps and rain are on the way but I just wanted to tell summer 23 to get fucked one last time.  This was fucking ridiculous.  I was hand watering my front yard for an hour tonight.  I don’t fucking get this shit anymore.  

Just wait until we're back in the 90s by mid-next week.

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Lol @TWC app showing a 21% chance of rain today and the Wunderground app show a 95% chance of rain today.  Wtf? 

9 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Lol @TWC app showing a 21% chance of rain today and the Wunderground app show a 95% chance of rain today.  Wtf? 

So, no chance of rain today?

Seriously, why do they even bother talking about this stuff a week out? Just saw a KXAN update with lower totals... again... with talk of it trending drier. They've gone from talking about multiple days of rain and several inches to maybe an inch if you're lucky.

Then they said the dreaded "broken line of showers" moving through tomorrow morning. All that means is there will be a fat gap in Austin. 

What the forecast was two days ago:

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What it is now:

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How it started...
 

How it's going...
 

 

17 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

How it started...
 

How it's going...
 

 

Yeah front really pussed out on it's track south.  Now it's getting forced away from central Texas...

Watch a bitch !!!

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5 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

How it started...
 

How it's going...
 

 

So you're a fucking liar then Tomasco?  Yes, you're a fucking liar.

21 hours ago, YGIFS said:

It’s gonna be 100 fucking degrees tomorrow with the heat index

Excuse me.  It was 100 without the heat index.

On 10/2/2023 at 5:49 PM, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

The models have been trending the wrong direction though. Looks like one real day of rain on Thursday- at least it’ll be a little cooler.

Ive seen this play out too many times…QPF models get excited in this range and then step down as we get closer. 

Every damn time. 

Wunderground says shits gonna get started in austin around 2am. I’m staying up to make sure and if not I’m gonna blast the clouds with my shotgun. 

It's trying to build. Maybe if it hits at 2 instead of sunrise well get more rain? Whatever, this is going to be a rain letdown. At least it'll be cooler.

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