Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 2.6k
  • Views 174.2k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

6 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Wow, thought we were out of the woods in Circle C then we got some backside action just now.  Only backside action I’ll ever get in my current marriage.

Yeah, I think you need to move to Steiner Ranch for that.

Have people in Dallas not seen transformers blowing up?
 

Decepticons, sure, but never autobots.
1 hour ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Was hailing inside the Alamodome during the 5A girls semifinal. They had to stop the game. 

 

 

Red dies and the whole place goes to shit 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

So, we all died in this severe weather outbreak, right?

Died, no, but we had no power for the last 4 hours in my neighborhood which sucked.  Not just no power but no cell service/internet/texting available right when the tornado sirens were going off up here in DFW which for the first time in the 15 years I have been in this house I felt totally disconnected from the world when I really wanted to get some weather news.  I guess I need to invest in some emergency radio thingy for the next time this happens.

2 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Died, no, but we had no power for the last 4 hours in my neighborhood which sucked.  Not just no power but no cell service/internet/texting available right when the tornado sirens were going off up here in DFW which for the first time in the 15 years I have been in this house I felt totally disconnected from the world when I really wanted to get some weather news.  I guess I need to invest in some emergency radio thingy for the next time this happens.

Everyone should have 2. One for the house and one for the vehicle. Cost less than a good case of beer. 

  • Author

I hope Brisket fired up his generator just to piss off his neighbors.

Little more than 0.5" yesterday. Good. Still amazed at how much more rain Dallas has been getting than us. Seems like the past month or two they've been getting Houston-style big rain events.

Carlo Franco at 6pm tonight stated: 

Low pressure over Greenland was going to move WEST over northern Canada down through Alaska to west coast then across Texas towards end of next week....I've been around 64 years and have never heard heard anything like that......

whatcha-talking-about-w-illis-what-are-you-talking-about.gif

1 hour ago, Hpara759 said:

Low pressure over Greenland was going to move WEST over northern Canada down through Alaska to west coast then across Texas towards end of next week....I've been around 64 years and have never heard heard anything like that......

So does this mean Ann Margaret's not coming?

Or that we will get our own Chinese weather balloons that we can watch get shot down off of Galveston or Corpus?

Maybe it'll be that moment where my wife decides I'm right and we are moving out of the state.

2 hours ago, Hpara759 said:

Carlo Franco at 6pm tonight stated: 

Low pressure over Greenland was going to move WEST over northern Canada down through Alaska to west coast then across Texas towards end of next week....I've been around 64 years and have never heard heard anything like that......

whatcha-talking-about-w-illis-what-are-you-talking-about.gif

That guy always looks like he’s about to freak out on air. So awkward. 

2 hours ago, Hpara759 said:

Carlo Franco at 6pm tonight stated: 

Low pressure over Greenland was going to move WEST over northern Canada down through Alaska to west coast then across Texas towards end of next week....I've been around 64 years and have never heard heard anything like that......

whatcha-talking-about-w-illis-what-are-you-talking-about.gif

does that mean lots of rain for the beginning of spring break?

Posted in the winter weather thread, but relevant here too.

NOAA has declared an end to the La Nina that has persisted since Fall 2020. Oceanic water temps are currently considered "neutral." ~60% chance of an El Nino starting up by the Fall. 

Might not be 1,000 degrees and bone dry all Summer.

Edited by Storm the Field

44 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Might not be 1,000 degrees and bone dry all Summer.

Cracking Up Lol GIF by HULU

So far Spring is trending way above normal with temps, so we have that going for us.

24 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Cracking Up Lol GIF by HULU

So far Spring is trending way above normal with temps, so we have that going for us.

Last time we had a warm spring, we had a long, wet summer...kinda like South Austin's mom's ass.  

Have you seen them?  You know who I'm talking about?  Them roundrockaway girls with they big booty and the stink.  They need to wash they ass.

1 hour ago, Storm the Field said:

Posted in the winter weather thread, but relevant here too.

NOAA has declared an end to the La Nina that has persisted since Fall 2020. Oceanic water temps are currently considered "neutral." ~60% chance of an El Nino starting up by the Fall. 

Might not be 1,000 degrees and bone dry all Summer.

El Nino?  That's Spanish for "The Nino", correct?

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Have you seen them?  You know who I'm talking about?  Them roundrockaway girls with they big booty and the stink.  They need to wash they ass.

I've traveled around I've been all over this world
Boys I ain't never seen nothin' like a RoundRockaway girl

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

Last time we had a warm spring, we had a long, wet summer...kinda like South Austin's mom's ass.  

Well then, better go get a reservation before South Austin's mom fills up.

Home - South Austin Moms

Edit: Shit, wrong link

Edited by atomheartbevo

23 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I've traveled around I've been all over this world
Boys I ain't never seen nothin' like a RoundRockaway girl

 

Last night's 70% chance of rain for Austin turned out as expected.

Fuck y'all, it rained at my house.  I heard drops on the skylight for at least 30, 45 seconds last night as I went to bed.  A veritable gullywasher, it was!

  • Author

Of course I plan a trip to L.A. for Spring Break and there's rain in the forecast.

9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Of course I plan a trip to L.A. for Spring Break and there's rain in the forecast.

False.  Perhaps you were not aware, but....

 

We had a nice thunderstorm in Hewitt/Woodway area last night.  Not sure how much it rained, or how long, as I had had some beers, and a vodka drinks, and a whiskey nightcap.  

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

When was the last big flood event here? 2015? Seems to happen every 7 years or so.

Prepare your anus. Memorial day will be here before you know it.

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

We had a nice thunderstorm in Hewitt/Woodway area last night.  Not sure how much it rained, or how long, as I had had some beers, and a vodka drinks, and a whiskey nightcap.  

Any cider drinks?  Did you get knocked down?  Did you get up again?

 

 

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Any cider drinks?  Did you get knocked down?  Did you get up again?

 

 

I got up again at 2am, when my 2 yr old started screaming and found out she had a 101.7 fever. It’s been a long day 

  • Author
On 3/10/2023 at 7:39 AM, Brisketexan said:

False.  Perhaps you were not aware, but....

 

Fake news!!!!!!

On 3/10/2023 at 7:29 AM, South Austin said:

Of course I plan a trip to L.A. for Spring Break and there's rain in the forecast.

It'll either be raining or a homeless guy pissing in your face.

25 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

answer-me-phone.gif

cool your jets.  They expect a line of storms to come through tonight.  Thus, I expect no fewer than 186 phone calls from Austin telling me to be prepared and to take shelter from this dangerous storm.  In English, Spanish, and maybe Polish.

The forecasts from all the different stations are all over the place, and the 5-7 day precip has us right on the edge (as fucking usual). 

My prediction is that this line comes through Austin, we get lots of thunder, 0.1" of rain and call it a day.

image.png.9bfe234a82c4f22b8caec628f86cf25b.png

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

cool your jets.  They expect a line of storms to come through tonight.  Thus, I expect no fewer than 186 phone calls from Austin telling me to be prepared and to take shelter from this dangerous storm.  In English, Spanish, and maybe Polish.

Bądź przygotowany i chroń się przed tą niebezpieczną burzą.

6 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Bądź przygotowany i chroń się przed tą niebezpieczną burzą.

You dumbass, I ordered the pierogis!

On 3/14/2023 at 4:07 PM, Sbbruin said:

It'll either be raining or a homeless guy pissing in your face.

Better than Austin, where it might be hailstones falling on your head or homeless people throwing real stones at you to steal your shit.  

16 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Better than Austin, where it might be hailstones falling on your head or homeless people throwing real stones at you to steal your shit.  

Yeah man, I got stones thrown at me just last night.  It was crazy.  Had to stab one of em.  Oh wait, nope, that didn't happen.

Anyway, rain...

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah man, I got stones thrown at me just last night.  It was crazy.  Had to stab one of em.  Oh wait, nope, that didn't happen.

Anyway, rain...

If a homeless person goes missing, will anyone ever really know?

I've got a 4ish Tee time at Lions today. Looks like a perfect window to sneak in a round between the morning mist and the evening storms.

5 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

I've got a 4ish Tee time at Lions today. Looks like a perfect window to sneak in a round between the morning mist and the evening storms.

If I recall correctly, "Morning Mist and Evening Storms" was a quite popular softcore porn series on Skinemax back in the day....

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

If I recall correctly, "Morning Mist and Evening Storms" was a quite popular softcore porn series on Skinemax back in the day....

Was Shannon Tweed in that one? 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

You dumbass, I ordered the pierogis!

Speaking of pierogi, there's a local shop called Ziggy's selling legit versions of that fine Polish dumpling.  They also have house-made sausages, other meats, cheeses, borscht, sauerkraut, all kinds of eastern European pantry staples, you name it.  Open Wed-Sun 10 AM - 4PM, on 183 in Leander.  Highly recommended if that's your thing.

Ziggy's Kielbasa

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

Was Shannon Tweed in that one? 

She was in all of them. 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.