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#4

That's a lot of dudes and only one chick.

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#7
3 minutes ago, deadshank said:

4 dudes : 1 gal

Not doing it right. 

Aggy still trying to get the right side of the ratio above 0.

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#10

That's a better ratio of women to men than the average Surly tailgate or game watch. 

 

 

 

 

Edited by Deej

#12
Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

But still better than aggy cheerleaders 

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#13
4 minutes ago, Deej said:

That's a better ration of women to men than the average Surly tailgate or game watch. 

surprise yes GIF

Edited by Lhorn

#14
9 minutes ago, Deej said:

That's a better ratio of women to men than the average Surly tailgate or game watch. 

 

 

 

 

Fair, but I don’t mind sharing a keg, bottle, or TV with other guys. 

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#16

How do you get caught? And who was the whistleblower on that?

If I walked in on that, I wouldve just done the old Grandpa Simpson routine...

 

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Edited by The_Great_Hornsby

#17
Just now, TheStoicPaisano said:

Eskimo bros with your position coach?

That's how you keep them from entering the portal...well, one portal.

#27
2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

not that much of a limb... she resigned Dec 8  (per original OP tweet)

It was sarcasm on my end. Dunno what's up with TigerDroppings, but Google search turns up hits on their forum (that aren't displaying when you click on the links), but the hits suggest Destiny Wilson got hired by Colorado the very next day. I can't imagine she'll be able to keep her job at Colorado if the scandal blows up.

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#31
11 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:


Coach O would’ve participated.

I cant imagine how terrifying it would be to have Coach O crash your orgy. 

#32
5 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

It was sarcasm on my end. Dunno what's up with TigerDroppings, but Google search turns up hits on their forum (that aren't displaying when you click on the links), but the hits suggest Destiny Wilson got hired by Colorado the very next day. I can't imagine she'll be able to keep her job at Colorado if the scandal blows up.

i mean in that case, why would she have to resign..... she would be a huge asset for CU recruting ;)

 

 

#34
18 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

How do you get caught? And who was the whistleblower on that?

Well son, she was the whistleblower. 

#35
1 minute ago, Dewey said:

Well son, she was the whistleblower. 

I think the real question is...Who was the whistleblowee?

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#36
4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I cant imagine how terrifying it would be to have Coach O crash your orgy. 

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#38

I'm expected to believe that a young woman named Destiny was involved in sexual shenanigans? 

#39
4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I think the real question is...Who was the whistleblowee?

You have to pay extra for that. Or so I’ve heard 

#40
26 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

And who was the whistleblower on that?

Should we clearly define whistleblower in this case? 

#42

Goodbye, Joe, me gotta go, me oh, my oh

Me gotta go pole the pirogue down the bayou

#44
With all the potential outcomes, who’ll be the father of Destiny’s child?
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#46
How do you get caught? And who was the whistleblower on that?
If I walked in on that, I wouldve just done the old Grandpa Simpson routine...
 
grandpa-abe-exit.gif

Maybe ducks touched and someone got creeped out. Or a guy fell and grabbed another dudes dick. Or there was a NowThis situation on accident.
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#48

I heard the whistleblower was actually the hotel maintenance man.  They complained the air conditioning was broken and everyone started cramping up.

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