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#101

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The claim that they failed to catch her lifestyle in due diligence is laughable. How do you go from an unpaid UNC Charlotte position to LSU recruiting coordinator?

She was clearly chosen BECAUSE they knew she put out.

#102

Isn’t a “street team” the gazooks who run through the stands handing out pizzas or shooting t-shirts from pneumatic cannons or sling shots?  

#103
48 minutes ago, Enemy07 said:

Hmmm, which woman catches your eye?

Immamac

#106
6 hours ago, Not a cat said:

I heard the whistleblower was actually the hotel maintenance man.  They complained the air conditioning was broken and everyone started cramping up.

 

 

 

#108

So this is what all the code about why Kelly had to leave ND to win was referring to?

#109

If this isn’t true, I hope she gets a lawyer and sues the shit out of the Aggie that posted this. Putting her name out there is complete bullshit. 

Edited by Duane Moore

#110

Is anyone surprised that a hot chick named Destiny with the title On-Campus Recruiting Coordinator is getting railed by a bunch of football players?

I mean, that's why they hired her and it's why she took the job.

And they made the CCG this year.

Everything's going according to plan, except the leak.

#112
17 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Everything's going according to plan, except the leak.

I mean, there's definitely going to be leakage.

#114
8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

"Most"?  

My friend wants to know if you have a list of the ones that don't.

For research?

#116
10 hours ago, Blotto said:

I cant imagine how terrifying it would be to have Coach O crash your orgy. 

His only entrance is crashing through the walls with a jug of fruit punch in hand

#117
10 hours ago, Blotto said:

I cant imagine how terrifying it would be to have Coach O crash your orgy. 

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He said that his team was going to play defense and hit hard.
goddammmit his team was going to play with ******* passion and they were going
to whip some ***. He then passed a box around the room and said he
wanted every earring in the room in the box. He isn't going to have any
fcuking wimpy girls on his team and wanted every piece of bull**** earring
in that box right now. With the team stunned faced with about as
opposite a person as one could have to Cutcliffe, Coach O started to walk
towards the door. He looked back at the team as they passed around the box
and said, "I'm going to walk out of here right now, and when I come
back in here, I'm going to have my shirt off, and I want everyone of you
mother... to have your shirts off too."

He walked outand everyone, confused, started taking their shirts off.
Sure enough, O walked back in, bigger than alot of the guys on the team,
without his shirt on. He started yelling and telling the team that they
needed to get loud. He said, "When I point to this side of the room, I
want you to say 'Ole Miss.' When I point to this side, I want you to
say, 'Wild Boys.'" Standing there with no shirt on with every guy in the
room shirtless, started pointing to each side of the room. Half the
team would yell, "Ole Miss" while the other would yell "Wild Boys."
Apparently it got pretty crazy and guys started flipping chairs, yelling, and
throwing cooler across the room while chanting Ole Miss... Wild Boys.
He then stopped and said, "One more thing. If any of you mother...
thinks you can take me, you come up here and get a piece of me right now."
He gave everyone an opportunity to come up and fight him and said,
"That's what I thought," and walked out of the room. In another story, Lane
was out passing with another player, and Coach O apparently ran up to
him, tackled him, stripped the ball, and took off running down the
field.

His first team meeting at Ole Miss sounded like it was heading in that direction.

Edited by Vermin

#118
11 hours ago, deadshank said:

4 dudes : 1 gal

Not doing it right. 

Choo Choo MF’ers.

#119

LSU has a legal mess on it's hands. It has to fire all of these coaches, especially after kicking Smoke off the team. If they don't, they could be sued to Bolivia 

#120
51 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Hang on, does this mean aggy got laid, too??

Jimbo laid aggy like a Thai ladyboy hooker.

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#122
11 hours ago, Blotto said:

I cant imagine how terrifying it would be to have Coach O crash your orgy. 

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#125
19 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Would.

But I get to go first.

Same here.  But, without any of the other dudes in the room and I would leave right after I was done.

By the way, I gotta wonder if Kelly told the team “Let’s start this year with a bang.”  Maybe he’s to blame.

 

Edited by 89Horn

#127
2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Everything's going according to plan, except the leak.

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#130
4 hours ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

With Brian Kelly’s experience at Notre Dame, I figured he would have had better insight on how to cover-up something like this.

He had her on the scissor lift, but lacked the sufficient wind speeds. 

#135
45 minutes ago, NYBevo said:

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Reading this and then seeing your avatar, i can't stop laughing

#136
13 hours ago, Blotto said:

I cant imagine how terrifying it would be to have Coach O crash your orgy. 

YAW-YAW-YAW-YAAAAW YAW yawww yaaaaw!

orgy!

YAW-YAW-YAW-YAAAAW YAW yawww yaaaaw!

spitroast!

#139
2 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Bayou kitty plays at noon on ESPN, what are the odds the commentators mention it?

Zero.  If it was Texas, Galindo would bring it up every 3 minutes.

Edited by OU Sucks

#140
1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Zero.  If it was Texas, Galindo would bring it up every 3 minutes.

He would be the uninvited rat.

#143
6 minutes ago, RollingPresidential said:

From a source: “Boutte and a recruiting coordinator had sex that weekend. She was dismissed and Boutte was punished and decided to quit.”

So, he is in the portal?  
 

#teedup

#144
11 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Lots of dudes and lots of chicks = orgy 

Lots of dudes and one chick = gang bang

I picture it like this.....

 

#146
14 hours ago, tx ind said:

Damnit, don’t want to quote myself but those fuckers are going full looch and deleting threads

That board is so bitch ass they have to lock it during their games.

#149
15 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Maybe ducks touched and someone got creeped out. Or a guy fell and grabbed another dudes dick. Or there was a NowThis situation on accident.

This is what it sounds like, 

when ducks touch

#150
14 hours ago, texifornia said:

Pretty sure most universities frown on student-staff sex parties. 

Yeah I was drunk and didn't read the bit where she was a staffer.

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