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3 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

So uh, it sure seems like a few of the dudes in this thread like to hit women.

yeah, uh...yall know "equality" doesn't mean what you think it means, right?

jesus.

3 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

yeah, uh...yall know "equality" doesn't mean what you think it means, right?

jesus.

Lot of dudes looking for justification to beat on women.

I've had the occasional drunk woman try to hit me at a football game or bar.  Random violence is just that, random.  Walk away or keep them at bay by their shoulders or some shit.  But all this "she's at fault for hitting too."  No, he's at fault for sticking around.  If you ever find yourself justifying hitting your wife/GF, it means you're in a shitty relationship.  It's not her, it's you.  It's like defending yourself from being attacked at a riot.  Yes, maybe a riot will erupt all around you out of the blue.  But most of the time, just don't go to the riot in the first place.  And if you do go, and shit gets real, just leave the riot. 

We justify the weirdest shit in this country.  Crazy, abusive wife gets drunk and starts getting violent.  Well, get her some help or leave her.  Hitting her won't help shit.  You're not required by law anymore to stay with an insane lush. 

Something was likely brewing earlier in the day.  And his solution was, "Let's go down into public and pump her full of booze, knowing I know she loves drama."   

 

12 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Never heard of him or seen any of said “sport”. 
Is that in the “Got knocked the fuck out” thread?

Maybe this will jog your memory.

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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

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I'm at a bar right now and the crawl on the TV says "White's Power Slap League postponed." It took me a second to figure out if this was a Nazi thing or something. 

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On 1/3/2023 at 2:21 PM, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

 

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This is such a classic I WANT TO YELL ABOUT POLITICS BUT THESE PEOPLE ACTUALLY RESPECT THEMSELVES 

Do me a favor and quit being such a fucking loser. For starters I've never been married - secondly I've never come close to hitting a woman. 

Keep acting like an 8 year old throwing insults out in an effort to separate/alienate others instead of actually addressing the issue or commenting anything substantive. 

Oh and here why doesn't everyone just shut the fuck up and listen to this 

 

Edited by ztejas

9 hours ago, ztejas said:

This is such a classic I WANT TO YELL ABOUT POLITICS BUT THESE PEOPLE ACTUALLY RESPECT THEMSELVES 

Do me a favor and quit being such a fucking loser. For starters I've never been married - secondly I've never come close to hitting a woman. 

Keep acting like an 8 year old throwing insults out in an effort to separate/alienate others instead of actually addressing the issue or commenting anything substantive. 

Oh and here why doesn't everyone just shut the fuck up and listen to this 

 

It was a joke you lonely fucking cunt.

1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

It was a joke you lonely fucking cunt.

I'm not on his side but that's not a very good joke.

 

Oh yeah, no reason anyone should think the guy who characterized a guy hitting a woman as hitting her "playfully" might himself like to hit women. None at all.

On 1/6/2023 at 12:02 AM, ztejas said:

For starters I've never been married 

 

Now that's a humble brag. 

6 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Now that's a humble brag. 

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It must be nice to be able to hand out your own discipline. “ I, Dana White, sentence you, Dana White, to acting like you have remorse and to feel sorry for yourself because people might look at you as a wife beater. Case Dismissed”

 

On 1/3/2023 at 5:13 AM, 52-80 said:

“im an intellectual therefore i do not watch boxing/wrestling/fighting”

I thought boxing was the intellectual sport and MMA was what all you proles watched.

24 minutes ago, G650 said:

I thought boxing was the intellectual sport

Well it is called the sweet science. 

Lol Dana

My punishment is everyone knowing I am from the Slapahoe Tribe....carry on

22 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

It must be nice to be able to hand out your own discipline. “ I, Dana White, sentence you, Dana White, to acting like you have remorse and to feel sorry for yourself because people might look at you as a wife beater. Case Dismissed”

 

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