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#1901

Matt Gaetz is fucking Kevin McCarthy like he's a teenage girl.

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#1902
1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

So do we have a speaker?

Not unless McCarthy can talk Gaetz into changing his vote from “Present.”

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#1905
9 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

They are offering Gaetz weekly hookers and blow parties and saying he can stream porn on his phone in the chamber. 

how about a 16-year-364-day-old hot cheerleader every day?

#1906
4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

who did Boebert just blow off? 

I was just thinking, I'd definitely let her blow me.  So sue me...

#1907
Just now, Anastasis said:

So what, they need one or both to flip their present to a mickey k vote?

as i understand it anyone switches from others to present or maybe present to mccarthy its over and he wins

#1912

I haven't delved into this.  What is the issue?  Is McCarthy too moderate for the whackos or what's the deal?

#1913
5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Lol Boebert and Gaetz are so fucking mouth-breather stupid that they fucked the whole thing up and had no clue that they did. Riveting television. 

cnn hasn't said this but that's what it looks like, they thought they could abstain and now they can't fold on national television

#1914
Just now, Ojo Rojo said:

I haven't delved into this.  What is the issue?  Is McCarthy too moderate for the whackos or what's the deal?

He's Kevin McCarthy.  That's the issue.  Nothing else.  But it's the one thing he can't change.  So...here we are. 

#1915
Just now, Ojo Rojo said:

I haven't delved into this.  What is the issue?  Is McCarthy too moderate for the whackos or what's the deal?

They’re arsonists. That’s it.

#1916

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:hoarse voice:  “ It’s been 14 roll calls, and the list of house members teenage daughters is only 3/4 full……I can go as long as you can..”

#1917
Just now, Ojo Rojo said:

I haven't delved into this.  What is the issue?  Is McCarthy too moderate for the whackos or what's the deal?

it has more to do with the freedom caucus than it does mccarthy but mccarthy is such a shitheel that it gives them a reason to fuck with him

#1921
3 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I haven't delved into this.  What is the issue?  Is McCarthy too moderate for the whackos or what's the deal?

he's only a little insurrectionist

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#1927
8 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

and some alabama hick had to be restrained from going after gaetz when mccarthy walked away lolol

 

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#1928
So what, they need one or both to flip their present to a mickey k vote?

If any ‘Others’ changed to ‘Present’ or ‘Others’ changed to ‘Present’ votes, McCarthy would be Speaker now.
#1929
3 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

They’re arsonists. That’s it.

So, what, they are trying to burn it down?  What is "it?"  The GOP establishment?  To what end?

#1933

ITS STILL FUCKING FUNNY THE 14TH TIME

#1934
1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Oh that’s funny

 

There should be a bunch of limp brown fries falling out of every box. 

#1936
Just now, Ojo Rojo said:

So, what, they are trying to burn it down?  What is "it?"  The GOP establishment?  To what end?

Democracy. They want to burn the country down.

#1937
Just now, hayden_horn said:

I'm routing for a real fight now

For sure Gaetz doesn't know how to fight.

#1938

So were boobert and Getz counting on present votes to do the trick, and they still get to say they didn’t vote for him?  
 

and now someone else has to flip?

#1939
1 minute ago, Ojo Rojo said:

So, what, they are trying to burn it down?  What is "it?"  The GOP establishment?  To what end?

pretty much. they are throwing a fit but mccarthy fucked up. he negotiated with terrorists. 

#1940
1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Are G and B fucking?

 

No doubt.  And MTG is bitter that she's left out.

#1941
1 minute ago, Js1 said:

ITS STILL FUCKING FUNNY THE 14TH TIME

I'll be honest, I haven't seen all 14...but to me this was the funniest.  Because they were SO sure.  LMAO

#1943

It’s all pathetic. It’s hysterical.

But none of that changes the fact that - and stick with me here - you live in a country where Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert are among the most powerful people in the land.

I wish I could tell you this is rock bottom.
It’s not.
It gets worse.

#1946

Ok and it’s a fact that multiple celebratory fast food dinners have gone cold in McCarthy’s office, or at least where he is squatting?

#1947
So, what, they are trying to burn it down?  What is "it?"  The GOP establishment?  To what end?

McCarthy is going to be Speaker but Gaetz/Boebert and the rest of the Freedom Caucus have publicly castrated him.

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#1949
Just now, shakahorn said:

Hmm, one r voted nay to adjourn...

eh dumbass just clicked the wrong button and changed it to yea.

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