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#2005
2 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Oh yeah? Wait 'til I tell him she's gone down on half the Carolina League.

MTG:  “ God says sex is a matter between one woman and one gym, instructor…..and another dude from the gym.”

#2006

I’m not 100% sure, but I think it was Rosendale that didn’t vote right. He was supposed to vote present, allowing Gaetz to vote present. 

#2009
3 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

If they win the speaker vote tonight, they’re going to try to push through a rules package immediately.

But they rush through bills without reading them!!!!!

#2012
Just now, hayden_horn said:

evidently gaetz got what he wanted and has agreed to vote yea on mccarthy

Can’t wait to hear what committee he gets to chair….

#2014
1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

I’m not 100% sure, but I think it was Rosendale that didn’t vote right. He was supposed to vote present, allowing Gaetz to vote present. 

i think you're right. gaetz said he was a forever no and positioned himself as last so he could vote present and rosendale fucked everything up. maybe. 

#2015

By the way, I’ve been watching Rosendale this week and he’s had a shit eating grin all week as he voted against McCarthy. 

#2017
Just now, hayden_horn said:

i think you're right. gaetz said he was a forever no and positioned himself as last so he could vote present and rosendale fucked everything up. maybe. 

Congressing is HARD!

#2018

Tuberville has to be watching all this and thinking he needs to run for House next time.  And Herschel Walker has to be thinking potato.  

#2020
3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Can’t wait to hear what committee he gets to chair….

the Young Poontang committee

#2021

So how poorly did McCarthy miscalculate to make that move to directly confront Gaetz and Boebert on the floor? If you make that move and it doesn’t work, what card is left to play?  

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#2023
5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

evidently gaetz got what he wanted and has agreed to vote yea on mccarthy

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#2029
Just now, Gil Bang said:

CNN says Dotard called Biggs and Gaetz and told them to get in line.

Cucks 

#2033
evidently gaetz got what he wanted and has agreed to vote yea on mccarthy

Several preteen concubines?
#2034

Kaitlynn Collins just reported Trump called Gaetz after that last vote and told him to wrap it up tonight

#2036

These motherfuckers are going to get pummeled in 2024.

But, they're also going to fuck up some shit in the next two years.

#2037
2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Please let that be real

a little off topic, but Porter is going after the Feinstein seat, not giving a shit if Dianne runs or not. 

#2038
Just now, SizzleChest said:

These motherfuckers are going to get pummeled in 2024.

But, they're also going to fuck up some shit in the next two years.

nah they're too busy fucking each other to screw any of us.

#2039
3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

CNN says Dotard called Biggs and Gaetz and told them to get in line.

Now Kevin will have to listen to Trump endlessly tell him that he owes his speakership to him.  Which I’m fine with.

#2041
Just now, Gatorubet said:

Now Kevin will have to listen to Trump endlessly tell him that he owes his speakership to him.  Which I’m fine with.

"Kevin called me, begging for my help.  He begged like a dog".

#2042
Just now, Gil Bang said:

"Kevin called me, begging for my help.  He begged like a dog".

this fucking dude went down to maralago after the insurrection to get back in trump's favor.  he reaped the fucking wind. 

#2045
19 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Crenshaw and Gaetz sharing a chuckle

Crenshaw said I’ve got my eye on you.

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#2046
On 1/5/2023 at 9:52 AM, henrygandorf said:

gaetz is a schmuck of the highest order but there are not many congressmen in the room with more power right now.

told y’all. 

#2047
16 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

By the way, I’ve been watching Rosendale this week and he’s had a shit eating grin all week as he voted against McCarthy. 

That's because he IS a shiteater. Unfortunately, he's my shiteater.

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