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#2452
1 minute ago, locodos said:

The best thing would be for the GOP to finally break up into it smaller more ideologically driven parties.

  • Nazi/xenophobe/fascists
  • Christian Nationalists (aka american taliban)
  • End Stage Capitalists 

Have those parties compete on their own merits for a chance to govern.   GQP is only still a thing because each of those groups have no better alternative.  So we are seeing them fight for their own twisted take on rotting corpse of Reagan/Nixon

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#2453
15 minutes ago, bernorange said:

I'm watching the debate before the vote in the background and I'm fairly surprised to hear a lot of folks sounding thoughtful and rational.

Turn off SAP, that's probably your problem

#2456

Fuck--I'm trying to watch a baseball game and prep two witnesses for deposition.  I can't keep up with this third thing.

Can someone tell me when they're voting on the MTV?

#2458
9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

King of the Libertarians thinks the GOP is being rational and making good points. NO WAY

To be fair, I had extremely low expectations.  I didn't say eveyone speaking met my low bar.  There are some that did though. 

6 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

"They endorsed replacing the Dollar with Dogecoin and said that will neuter the Jews! Very thoughtful!" 

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#2460
Fuck--I'm trying to watch a baseball game and prep two witnesses for deposition.  I can't keep up with this third thing.
Can someone tell me when they're voting on the MTV?

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#2461
1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

Fuck--I'm trying to watch a baseball game and prep two witnesses for deposition.  I can't keep up with this third thing.

Can someone tell me when they're voting on the MTV?

 

EDIT:  Like minds, Lurch.

 

 

Any moment now.

 

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#2462
Just now, Red Five said:

Drink every time you hear the word "border". 

Alas, I am trying to work.

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

Fuck--I'm trying to watch a baseball game and prep two witnesses for deposition.  I can't keep up with this third thing.

Can someone tell me when they're voting on the MTV?

I am listening as I am working on some trial balances.  LOLOLOL.  It is making me fucking laugh.  

#2463

Well this shit is fun to watch. GOP eating itself live on TV for all to see. They cant even agree on the most common success criteria. 

 

#2464
Just now, SmokeyTheBear said:

Well this shit is fun to watch. GOP eating itself live on TV for all to see. They cant even agree on the most common success criteria. 

 

I presume that success is measured in some combination of brown people beaten senseless, Fox News appearances by members of Congress, and dollars grifted from rubes.  I'm right, aren't I?

#2466
Fuck--I'm trying to watch a baseball game and prep two witnesses for deposition.  I can't keep up with this third thing.
Can someone tell me when they're voting on the MTV?

Voice voting now @Ghost of LL
#2467
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I presume that success is measured in some combination of brown people beaten senseless, Fox News appearances by members of Congress, and dollars grifted from rubes.  I'm right, aren't I?

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#2473
2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

McCarthy must have given her a good finger blast in the ladies room.

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#2474
Two things can be true at once:Matt Gaetz is a disgusting, horrible human being who’s doing this just for donation, fame, and his run for FL governor,AND that Kevin McCarthy is a weak, corrupt coward who sold his soul to the far-right Putin Republicans to become Speaker.
Gaetz may end up losing the most in all this, but Marjorie Taylor Greene is also losing badly. She blew her credibility with her lunatic supporters in order to gain influence over McCarthy, but he never once did anything she wanted. These idiots have all found a way to lose.

 

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#2476
3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

McCarthy must have given her a good finger blast in the ladies room.

slapped down a pair of tickets to Little House of Horrors on Broadway and gave her a wink

#2477
Just now, Js1 said:

Buck is a yes.  He done.  

I mean, until he's not.  This is a repeat of January.  McCarthy has too many supporters.

#2478

could the negotiations be starting?

NBC News: A handful of moderate House Democrats have received calls from Republicans asking them to vote to save Kevin McCarthy's job. One source describes those calls as "begging." @MSNBC

 

#2480
Just now, The Dog said:

could the negotiations be starting?

NBC News: A handful of moderate House Democrats have received calls from Republicans asking them to vote to save Kevin McCarthy's job. One source describes those calls as "begging." @MSNBC

 

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#2482
6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

McCarthy must have given her a good finger blast in the ladies room.

 

2 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

slapped down a pair of tickets to Little House of Horrors on Broadway and gave her a wink

You two have it backwards. She walked him down to the ladies room and gave him a good pegging. Hence the "for now." He's probably do up again in an hour. 

#2483

“There’s two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump,” McCarthy (R-Calif.) said, according to a recording on June 15, 2016”

 

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#2484

Donalds votes "nay."  

Anyone keeping track of the potential MAGAT crew votes and any Democrats voting nay?

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#2485
2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

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1.) This is mildly terrifiyng.

2.) Listen, Salt & Vinegar chips are my jam. So are Salt & Vinegar almonds. Pretty much anything. But the idea of some kind of salt & vinegar...sauce? I mean, fuck and no. That is revolting, espesically if it has a cream consistenty. But even just dipping something into a cup of plain vinegar? No thanks. 

#2486

It's interesting that the most focused, intelligent and ethical congresspeople are Dem women.  Maybe more women?

#2487

Regardless of the ultimate outcome, McCarthy has been an interesting TV series.  I was glued to the TV laughing my ass off during the 15 rounds of voting.

#2489
3 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Donalds votes "nay."  

Anyone keeping track of the potential MAGAT crew votes and any Democrats voting nay?

 

Gaetz is a House GOP YAY, as is Good of Virginia, which is 6, which likely seals McCarthy's doom. https://t.co/3ru4p25wtY

 

 

 

#2490
3 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Donalds votes "nay."  

Anyone keeping track of the potential MAGAT crew votes and any Democrats voting nay?

6 so far, he's done.

Biggs, Buck, Burchett, Crane, Gaetz, Good

#2491

Wait, didn't Trump and MAGA nation teach us that the U.S. Speaker of the House is responsible for Capitol security on any given day?  


What if there was no speaker?  What if McCarthy and his allies became the hunted as directed by Greene, Gaetz, and all the other true patriots?  Nobody would be there to call in police with no stand-in Speaker?  What if the wrong people got would up the right way?  

#2497
1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Yeah, he gone.

Motion to remove McCarthy as House Speaker clearly on track to succeed now.

 

SAY THE LINE DAVE

#2498

So if he’s removed they still need to figure out a replacement, right?  Is there some candidate for this that we think is an improvement and that can win?

#2500

Maliotakis - "no way!"

Mace - hell, i already forgot.

The best part is they have the Bad Lipreading roll call lady.  Twitter gonna be lit!

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