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#2701
1 hour ago, Captainant said:

literally a fucking mystery box - and it could be ANYONE, not just a member of congress that could be named. Here there be fucking dragons

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#2704
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:
This doesn’t even include outside money that McCarthy holds sway over. In 2020, Congressional Leadership Fund and the NRCC spent a combined:•$5.3 million backing Mace•$3.1 million backing Good•$450k backing RosendaleAnd in 2022 spent $565k backing Eli Crane. https://t.co/f2jzRBDb1M

 

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#2705
1 minute ago, Bookman said:

Just got home from work. Did I miss anything today?

45 got a ball gag. 

Kev got fired

And Uncle Joe got us some cheap drugs

Not a lot.

#2706
8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

IMHO this is the real reason Trump has staying power. GOP is nothing but a bunch of milquetoast empty suits. 

#2708

Does Gaetz have a strategy at all other than prevent a vote on Ukraine aid? He not gonna get an MTG elected.

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#2711
1 minute ago, The Dog said:

IMHO this is the real reason Trump has staying power. GOP is nothing but a bunch of milquetoast empty suits. 

Good sir, I believe the term is "milktoast."

#2712
Just now, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Eagerly awaiting reports of physical violence from the GOP closed door meeting tonight to decide a path forward.

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#2713
13 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

McCarthy could only get back if he gave even more concessions to Gaetz

Does he have a third testicle we don’t know about?

#2714

Trying to get my mind around this.  Congressional Republicans worked together with Democrats to oust McCarthy after those same Republicans accused McCarthy of ... working with Democrats? 
 

#2715
36 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Paul Begala rocking with the Longhorn sticker on his laptop. Cool. 

He's been rocking it for years

#2716
1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Trying to get my mind around this.  Congressional Republicans worked together with Democrats to oust McCarthy after those same Republicans accused McCarthy of ... working with Democrats? 
 

Where do you get that anyone worked with Democrats? McCarthy is a lying piece of shit, why would Democrats vote any other way? 

#2717
4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Does Gaetz have a strategy at all other than prevent a vote on Ukraine aid? He so y gonna get an MTG elected.

Gaetz, Greene and Boebert are the Moe, Larry and Curly Joe of the legislature.

#2718
2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Trying to get my mind around this.  Congressional Republicans worked together with Democrats to oust McCarthy after those same Republicans accused McCarthy of ... working with Democrats? 
 

Correct.

The whole time I was watching that vote I was wondering what Gaetz was thinking as every Democrat in the House voted for his resolution.

We're in a simulation. There is simply no other plausible explanation.

#2719
3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Trying to get my mind around this.  Congressional Republicans worked together with Democrats to oust McCarthy after those same Republicans accused McCarthy of ... working with Democrats? 
 

I wouldn’t say Gaetz worked with the Dems. This was his decision. Dems decided to kill McCarthy when he opted not to ask for their help.  Wouldn’t even say the enemy of my enemy is my friend. More like Dems saw a chance to give a kill shot to someone they hate 

In fact, he was probably hoping the Dems would bail out his decision and save Kevin. Now they took out Kevin and alienated Gaetz from the caucus 

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#2720
3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Where do you get that anyone worked with Democrats? McCarthy is a lying piece of shit, why would Democrats vote any other way? 

One of the reasons Democrats ousted McCarthy:Just on Sunday, McCarthy went on CBS and charged Democrats with wanting a shutdown. That infuriated Democrats, who voted nearly unanimously for the government spending bill when fewer than half of Republicans did.

 

#2722
2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I wouldn’t say Gaetz worked with the Dems. This was his decision. Dems decided to kill McCarthy when he opted not to ask for their help.  Wouldn’t even say the enemy of my enemy is my friend. More like Dems saw a chance to give a kill shot to someone they hate 

In fact, he was probably hoping the Dems would bail out his decision and save Kevin. Now they took out Kevin and alienated Gaetz from the caucus 

He offered them nothing at all. They were his hope to save his own ass and maybe keep his party mildly functional and he told them this:

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#2723

This shitshow may be the official start of free agency for representatives in the US Congress.

#2724
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

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If Santos showed up dressed like that, I'd fight anybody that wanted him kicked out of Congress.

Y'all need to give Matt a break on this suit. He clearly spent the previous night at Nestor's and had to borrow clothes the next morning because they decided on a round 2 before heading out instead of going home to shower and change.

#2725
15 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Eagerly awaiting reports of physical violence from the GOP closed door meeting tonight to decide a path forward.

13 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Trying to get my mind around this.  Congressional Republicans worked together with Democrats to oust McCarthy after those same Republicans accused McCarthy of ... working with Democrats? 

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I wouldn’t say Gaetz worked with the Dems. This was his decision. Dems decided to kill McCarthy when he opted not to ask for their help.  Wouldn’t even say the enemy of my enemy is my friend. More like Dems saw a chance to give a kill shot to someone they hate 

In fact, he was probably hoping the Dems would bail out his decision and save Kevin. Now they took out Kevin and alienated Gaetz from the caucus 

The Republicans have shown a tremendous amount of ignorance and incompetence over the would-be government shutdown and over the Speaker fight.  A staggering amount of incompetence, because the ringleaders (Gaetz, etc.) were on social media and giving interviews and proudly proclaiming that Republicans were the reason we were headed for a shutdown and Republicans were the reason why McCarthy was going to be booted out.

If you are going to fuck around, at least have some plausible deniability lined up.  Don't publicly tell everybody that you are going to fuck things up.

#2727

Haven’t kept up with all the posts today. Have any of our resident MAGATS blamed the democrats yet?

#2728
2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Haven’t kept up with all the posts today. Have any of our resident MAGATS blamed the democrats yet?

Do we have resident MAGATS?  I feel like there’s just a one or two with 20 different handles.  

#2729
At House Democratic Caucus meeting, at which the party was discussing today's vote on Kevin McCarthy.... they showed a clip of McCarthy from @FaceTheNation Sunday... in which McCarthy blamed Democrats for the near-government shutdown

 

#2730
3 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Do we have resident MAGATS?  I feel like there’s just a one or two with 20 different handles.  

And a bunch of Gary Johnson voters. 

#2731
Haven’t kept up with all the posts today. Have any of our resident MAGATS blamed the democrats yet?

The Daily Beast won that race

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#2733
BREAKING NEWS -- KEVIN MCCARTHY will not run for speaker again. He is about to make the announcement in closed GOP meetingw @bresreports

 

#2734
1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:
And then there were none… https://t.co/k2MUYgFxlt

 

Remember this?
 

In a 2016 conversation with fellow members of House leadership, the majority leader, Kevin McCarthy, suggested that Donald Trump was on Vladimir Putin’s payroll.

In an exchange first reported by the Washington Post, McCarthy said: “There’s …there’s two people, I think, Putin pays: [California Representative Dana] Rohrabacher and Trump … [laughter] … swear to God.”

According to the transcript, speaker Paul Ryan immediately responded: “This is an off-the-record … [laughter] … NO LEAKS … [laughter] … alright?!

#2736
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:
BREAKING NEWS -- KEVIN MCCARTHY will not run for speaker again. He is about to make the announcement in closed GOP meetingw @bresreports

 

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Let the clown show begin!

#2737
3 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Remember this?
 

In a 2016 conversation with fellow members of House leadership, the majority leader, Kevin McCarthy, suggested that Donald Trump was on Vladimir Putin’s payroll.

In an exchange first reported by the Washington Post, McCarthy said: “There’s …there’s two people, I think, Putin pays: [California Representative Dana] Rohrabacher and Trump … [laughter] … swear to God.”

According to the transcript, speaker Paul Ryan immediately responded: “This is an off-the-record … [laughter] … NO LEAKS … [laughter] … alright?!

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#2738
9 minutes ago, Js1 said:
BREAKING NEWS -- KEVIN MCCARTHY will not run for speaker again. He is about to make the announcement in closed GOP meetingw @bresreports

 

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Next man up

#2739
45 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Does Gaetz have a strategy at all other than prevent a vote on Ukraine aid? He not gonna get an MTG elected.

He blames McCarthy for his ethics investigation and he’s out for blood. Gaetz is a vengeful little imp.

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#2741
2 hours ago, The Dog said:
The Rep. Patrick McHenry gavel slam ....

that's meme worthy

 

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#2745
MCHENRY says, per source: “My intention is for us to have a candidate forum next Tuesday and an election next Wednesday” McHenry


A WEEK??

So far the GOP has come up with Scalise (from Emmer), Gym Jordan (from Massie) and….. Trump (from Texas’ own Nehls)

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#2746

McCarthy had the shortest Speakership since Michael C. Kerr (December 1875-August 1876). He died of tuberculosis. 

#2747
25 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Remember this?
 

In a 2016 conversation with fellow members of House leadership, the majority leader, Kevin McCarthy, suggested that Donald Trump was on Vladimir Putin’s payroll.

In an exchange first reported by the Washington Post, McCarthy said: “There’s …there’s two people, I think, Putin pays: [California Representative Dana] Rohrabacher and Trump … [laughter] … swear to God.”

According to the transcript, speaker Paul Ryan immediately responded: “This is an off-the-record … [laughter] … NO LEAKS … [laughter] … alright?!

Damn right I remember that shit.

But, thanks for that call back 

#2748

The choices for speaker will be Donald Trump, or a compromise candidate who will offer something to get Dem votes.

In other words, the next speaker of the house will be Donald Trump.

#2749
3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The choices for speaker will be Donald Trump, or a compromise candidate who will offer something to get Dem votes.

In other words, the next speaker of the house will be Donald Trump.

Not a fucking chance- the speaker has real work to do: calling votes, setting policy agenda. Trump doesn’t want to do an actual job

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#2750
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The choices for speaker will be Donald Trump, or a compromise candidate who will offer something to get Dem votes.

In other words, the next speaker of the house will be Donald Trump.

So you're saying Boobert was ahead of the curve by 7-8 months?

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