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#2751
A House Democratic aide responds: “Solve one fucking problem” https://t.co/M8qW2XqKvA
McCarthy whored himself for Trump and Trump stays silent.
“As the days take on a mellower light, and the apple at last hangs,really finished and indolent-ripe on the tree.Then for the teeming quietest, happiest days of all!The brooding and blissful halcyon days!” - Walt Whitman

 

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#2752
3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Not a fucking chance- the speaker has real work to do: calling votes, setting policy agenda. Trump doesn’t want to do an actual job

Trump doesn’t fucking know how. 

#2753
4 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Not a fucking chance- the speaker has real work to do: calling votes, setting policy agenda. Trump doesn’t want to do an actual job

Yeah, if somebody tells him "you have to do this, this, this, and this", he'll be like "no I don't, we're going to do this, I'm going to hold a rally and take a week off, and then we're going to do this.  And I'm going to defund everybody I don't like or that's investigating me."

#2754
2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
A House Democratic aide responds: “Solve one fucking problem” https://t.co/M8qW2XqKvA
McCarthy whored himself for Trump and Trump stays silent.

Well, the whole point of the whore game is silence.

#2755
2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Trump doesn’t fucking know how. 

So...Walt Nauta for Speaker?

#2756
2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
“As the days take on a mellower light, and the apple at last hangs,really finished and indolent-ripe on the tree.Then for the teeming quietest, happiest days of all!The brooding and blissful halcyon days!” - Walt Whitman

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#2757

I like how they're blaming the Dems.  If you want something from them, offer them something they want.  That's how this works.

#2758
5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, if somebody tells him "you have to do this, this, this, and this", he'll be like "no I don't, we're going to do this, I'm going to hold a rally and take a week off, and then we're going to do this.  And I'm going to defund everybody I don't like or that's investigating me."

Toss in 4 hours on the shitter and 8 hours of executive time. And yeah that's pretty much it

#2759
9 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
A House Democratic aide responds: “Solve one fucking problem” https://t.co/M8qW2XqKvA
McCarthy whored himself for Trump and Trump stays silent.
“As the days take on a mellower light, and the apple at last hangs,really finished and indolent-ripe on the tree.Then for the teeming quietest, happiest days of all!The brooding and blissful halcyon days!” - Walt Whitman

Really cool of Apple to issue a MTG-edition iPhone.  One full-size camera lens for each of her toes.  

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#2760
59 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Do we have resident MAGATS?  I feel like there’s just a one or two with 20 different handles.  

oh we have plenty, they're just scared of the CR.

#2761
11 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Toss in 4 hours on the shitter and 8 hours of executive time. And yeah that's pretty much it

don't forget golf at least every other day

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#2762
Republicans should be forced to carry Kevin McCarthy to term, even if it endangers the life of the party.

 

#2763
15 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Toss in 4 hours on the shitter and 8 hours of executive time. And yeah that's pretty much it

Wait, you can see my outlook calendar?

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#2766
9 minutes ago, mchookem said:

oh we have plenty, they're just scared of the CR.

“It’s a mean place, where they ask you to explain/ defend your position! That’s why I don’t go there. Anyways what’s wrong with the weather is all the stupid libs!” —DT poster

#2768
Just now, Dbeasy said:

What is McCarthy blabbering about in his failure speech 

That Trump will be made speaker.  Trump will use his loyalist insiders within Secret Service to have Biden and Harris taken out.  He is then installed as per line of succession within the next 6 months.  He pardons himself but doesn't run again in 2024 after all.  Runs off into the sunset with bags of cash.  Because McCarthy has the ineptitude and political mastery of a Three's Company episode.  

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#2769

Jessica Tarlov is pretty good at her job but her truthful takes always get drowned out by the stupid loud dipshits on FOX

Jessica: You hear a lot about the impossible job of managing a caucus like this. He only had a five seat majority. That is the same number that Pelosi had and she managed just fine. Nothing like this ever happened when Nancy Pelosi was in charge.

 

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#2771
25 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I like how they're blaming the Dems.  If you want something from them, offer them something they want.  That's how this works.

Yep it’s Pelosi and the Dems’ fault that McCarthy was forced to make a deal with the Gaetz caucus, knowing full well the MTV was going to happen. 

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#2774
11 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

What is McCarthy blabbering about in his failure speech 

Ousted Speaker Kevin McCarthy blames the Democrats for removing him from office. People in his own party abandoned him, and he expected the Democrats to save him? GFOH

 

#2777
11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
Ousted Speaker Kevin McCarthy blames the Democrats for removing him from office. People in his own party abandoned him, and he expected the Democrats to save him? GFOH

 

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#2778
14 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Oh shit, McCarthy hammering the Hitler/Putin comparison.

 

And there it is, it's bidens fault Putin invaded in 2022

Yep, could see that coming a mile away. Funny how Putin’s meddling in the election and his support for Trump or McCarthy’s own suspicion that Trump was on Putin’s payroll never came up. I had to turn him off. I don’t have time for his bullshit. 

#2779
2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Does he have a third testicle we don’t know about?

Not unless he borrows one from marj. 

#2780
58 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Not a fucking chance- the speaker has real work to do: calling votes, setting policy agenda. Trump doesn’t want to do an actual job

He’ll appoint Ivanka as “Acting” Speaker and they’ll go along with it. 

#2781
NEWS - As one of his first acts as the acting speaker, Rep. Patrick McHenry ordered former Speaker Nancy Pelosi to vacate her Capitol hideaway office by Wednesday“Please vacate the space tomorrow, the room will be re-keyed" w/ @DaniellaMicaela https://t.co/iRqbztb0Wu
Full Pelosi statement:

They have no interest in governing. Their dear leader has turned it into a reality show for the base and ratings is all that matters.

#2782

Radical republicans and conservatives are just sick, sick deranged people

CNN can confirm that GOP Rep @PatrickMcHenry, the temporary Speaker, has ordered Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi to exit her Capitol hideaway by tomorrow, as first reported by Politico. Pelosi is in SF to attend memorial for the late Sen. Feinstein.

 

 

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#2783
2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:
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I feel like she could have done better than Dwayne Wade. 
 

 

 


Meaning me, Bozo Casanova. She could have had a monogamous relationship or affair with me. How many posts does Dwayne Wade have on hornfans/shaggy/surly? None. Zero. Too busy flopping. 

#2784
42 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I'm high as shit, but what's in his left hand. I'm getting some Budd Dwyer vibes.

He doesn’t have it in him to do that 

#2785
2 things. He once described himself as David duke without the baggage.and more importantly- 2. most reporters won’t tell you this but his job is about counting votes . He is bad at it https://t.co/6VrFCebLFk
I see the new savvy position is that Dems should have bailed out McCarthy as a substantive matter and that not doing so will be politically worse for them. The first is BS; of course McCarthy had to face consequences. The second is bizarre. House GOP crazy will hurt moderate Rs.
Don’t sleep on the not-that-impossible-to-imagine scenario where McHenry remains in the chair as Speaker Pro Tem much longer than anyone intends simply because zero consensus exists among Republicans. https://t.co/BDfPSs5HOB

 

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#2786
Speaker Boebert?After Kevin McCarthy’s aloof style of leadership, some Republicans may be ready for the Congresswoman’s hands-on approach.

 

#2787

Deleting my "Captcha Speaker" tweet.  Looks like we already have one.

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#2788
53 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Oh Jesus the cart tire tracks on the greens at congressional. 

Prayers for their greens keeper.

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#2789

They hate Nancy because she was such an effective Speaker. I guess seeing what a colossal failure McCarthy was has ratcheted up their petty vindictiveness.

Fucking childish assholes, the lot of them. 

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#2790
5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
2 things. He once described himself as David duke without the baggage.and more importantly- 2. most reporters won’t tell you this but his job is about counting votes . He is bad at it https://t.co/6VrFCebLFk
I see the new savvy position is that Dems should have bailed out McCarthy as a substantive matter and that not doing so will be politically worse for them. The first is BS; of course McCarthy had to face consequences. The second is bizarre. House GOP crazy will hurt moderate Rs.
Don’t sleep on the not-that-impossible-to-imagine scenario where McHenry remains in the chair as Speaker Pro Tem much longer than anyone intends simply because zero consensus exists among Republicans. https://t.co/BDfPSs5HOB

 

Regarding the second one, the “blame the D’s” argument only makes sense if you’re one of those mindless fools who’s bucking for a “more moderate” GOP. The GOP has been crazy for decades. Better they be full-on-display crazy rather than all that make believe horseshit they were spewing from 1981-c. 2008 to make them look like the cool calm and considerate types they’ve always pretended to be. We don’t need a more tempered GOP; we need the GOP to die.

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#2794
Wow, I can't believe Jerry Jones forced Mike McCarthy out. The Cowboys were doing well. This feels unjustified.

 

#2796

 

It's time to nominate Trump for Speaker of the House.And after that, we will Elect him as the 47th President of the USA. MAGA 🥳🥳🥳

 

#2798
48 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:
NEWS - As one of his first acts as the acting speaker, Rep. Patrick McHenry ordered former Speaker Nancy Pelosi to vacate her Capitol hideaway office by Wednesday“Please vacate the space tomorrow, the room will be re-keyed" w/ @DaniellaMicaela https://t.co/iRqbztb0Wu
Full Pelosi statement:

They have no interest in governing. Their dear leader has turned it into a reality show for the base and ratings is all that matters.

Nancy should know better than to bring up how well she treated ex-Speaker Dennis Hastert (who is now a convicted pedophile) just to make her point about how fucked up they’re treating her.

This is the type of shit Qs love to use when creating fairytales about Dems being a bunch of fucking pedophiles. “Well Nancy gave Dennis the good office so he could diddle kids privately, and his office was well known as the gathering spot for all the liberal Democrat pedophiles to worship Satan in between House votes…” I can hear it now being twisted to blame the Dems again. 

#2799
1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Yep it’s Pelosi and the Dems’ fault that McCarthy was forced to make a deal with the Gaetz caucus, knowing full well the MTV was going to happen. 

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#2800

Bow tie Speaker Pro Tem is hella mad. First, the gavel. Now this:

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52 min ago

Pelosi says interim speaker McHenry has ordered her to vacate her office in the Capitol building

From CNN's Haley Talbot and Dana Bash

Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said interim speaker, GOP Rep. Patrick McHenry, has ordered her to vacate her office in the Capitol building.

She maintains her regular office in the Cannon House building.

CNN viewed an email that was sent just after 6 p.m. ET from McHenry’s office to Pelosi’s office: 

“Going to reassign h-132 for speaker office use. Please vacate the space tomorrow.”

"Sadly, because I am in California to mourn the loss of and pay tribute to my dear friend Dianne Feinstein, I am unable to retrieve my belongings at this time,” Pelosi said in a statement, referring to the California senatorwho died last week. 

She added: 

“This eviction is a sharp departure from tradition. As Speaker, I gave former Speaker Hastert a significantly larger suite of offices for as long as he wished,” she said. “Office space doesn’t matter to me, but it seems to be important to them. Now that the new Republican Leadership has settled this important matter, let’s hope they get to work on what’s truly important for the American people.”

CNN has reached out to McHenry.

Shit, sorry. Info already posted.

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