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#3451
3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

So any bets on first item of business once a new speaker is seated? CR to fund government? Israel support bill? Biden Impeachment? I'm gonna go with Biden impeachment. 


scalise is a trump hack. He’s going to go after the bidens and shut down this govt 

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#3452
53 minutes ago, The Dog said:
Now the fallout.

 

Only in this world is Steve Scalise a "RINO."

#3453

If they gave everyone their phones back before the vote, that's a huge mistake.  Because they have zero chance at unity as soon as some of those loons check twitter.

#3454
7 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

What the fuck is she talking about?  (BTW, would.)  We have serious issues going on in the world and we have House members playing dress up about something completely irrelevant.

Mace: I’m wearing the scarlet letter after the week I had being a woman and being demonized for my vote and voice.

 

those tites ain't irrelevant 

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#3455
22 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

So any bets on first item of business once a new speaker is seated? CR to fund government? Israel support bill? Biden Impeachment? I'm gonna go with Biden impeachment. 

fauci ain't gonna yell at himself.

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#3456
House Speaker vote will NOT take place today; sources say Scalise does NOT have the required 217 votes
Among the ppl who are either non committal right now OR voting for someone other than Scalise: MTG, Cloud, Buck, Massie, Max Miller, Luna, Boebert, Gimenez, Roy, Good, Nehls https://t.co/D1PjjtDx9B

 

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#3459
4 hours ago, The Dog said:
 

(Note: Democrats have no incentive to make a deal and will let the GOP burn until they get their act together.)

The deal is to get enough R's who are frustrated enough to vote for a D speaker.

#3460
7 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
House Speaker vote will NOT take place today; sources say Scalise does NOT have the required 217 votes
Among the ppl who are either non committal right now OR voting for someone other than Scalise: MTG, Cloud, Buck, Massie, Max Miller, Luna, Boebert, Gimenez, Roy, Good, Nehls https://t.co/D1PjjtDx9B

 

Gaetz is voting for Scalise?  Wonder what kind of deal he swung?

#3463

Can you imagine the kind of Qanon bullshit that these guys are having to promise to get elected?

#3466

Scalise hasn't been involved in enough sexual assault, as far as we know, to warrant the MAGA "family values" support.

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MTG, Cloud, Buck, Massie, Max Miller, Luna, Boebert, Gimenez, Roy, Good, Nehls

A veritable Murderers' Row of patriots.

#3470
Was this how this was supposed to go?

 

#3471
2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

MAGAs prefer congressmen who haven't been shot.

And don't have cancer.

#3472
14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The guy who once favorably compared himself to David Duke just isn't conservative enough. 

A more perfect encapsulation of the modern GQP can't be stated.

#3474
On 1/6/2023 at 11:14 PM, Wally Fairway said:

Holey Shit 

What an absolute clown show

so are we going to see the top R's in clown car again this week

#3475
18 minutes ago, Js1 said:

And don't have cancer.

NEW and VILE: Marjorie Taylor Greene says Steve Scalise's cancer is disqualifying and that it should prevent him from becoming Speaker. Story ⤵️https://t.co/ZZ9mZangQ8

 

#3476
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


scalise is a trump hack. He’s going to go after the bidens and shut down this govt 

Dammit. If only I could go back in time and buy that guy some range time.

#3477
5 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

so are we going to see the top R's in clown car again this week

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#3478
1 minute ago, The Dog said:
NEW and VILE: Marjorie Taylor Greene says Steve Scalise's cancer is disqualifying and that it should prevent him from becoming Speaker. Story ⤵️https://t.co/ZZ9mZangQ8

 

Well, her 75 IQ should've disqualified her from getting elected to Congress, but here we are. 

#3479
6 minutes ago, The Dog said:
NEW and VILE: Marjorie Taylor Greene says Steve Scalise's cancer is disqualifying and that it should prevent him from becoming Speaker. Story ⤵️https://t.co/ZZ9mZangQ8

 

But Gym Jordan's Gym antics are fine, I guess.

#3480

The 113 or so republicans would have a much easier time negotiating with the Democrats than with their own conspiracy crazies who just want to shut down the government. At least the Democrats want to get some shit passed.

The path to marginalizing the nuts is right there. Might as well take it and try to get something positive done to sell to the voters. Otherwise voters are just going to get affected by government shut down and, because Americans are stupid, start voting for even more loud and crazy conspiracy idiots. 

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#3481
1 hour ago, The Dog said:
NEW and VILE: Marjorie Taylor Greene says Steve Scalise's cancer is disqualifying and that it should prevent him from becoming Speaker. Story ⤵️https://t.co/ZZ9mZangQ8

 

 

#3482
25 minutes ago, Covri said:

 

I sort of see her shaving off a beard of hair every morning off her cloven hooves...

#3484
24 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I sort of see her shaving off a beard of hair every morning off her cloven hooves...

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#3485
28 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I sort of see her shaving off a beard of hair every morning off her cloven hooves...

I was actually google searching cloven hooves when I found that tweet 😂

 

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#3486
Mace: There are Democrats who trust Jordan Tapper: Jim Jordan?Mace: YesTapper: From Ohio? Mace: YesTapper: Name one

they do so much gaslighting i guess i just assumed they’d be better at it by now. 

#3489
18 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:
Mace: There are Democrats who trust Jordan Tapper: Jim Jordan?Mace: YesTapper: From Ohio? Mace: YesTapper: Name one

they do so much gaslighting i guess i just assumed they’d be better at it by now. 

Trust in the sense of trust he is going to be batshit, I guess I'll take her word for it.  

#3490
43 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:
Mace: There are Democrats who trust Jordan Tapper: Jim Jordan?Mace: YesTapper: From Ohio? Mace: YesTapper: Name one

they do so much gaslighting i guess i just assumed they’d be better at it by now. 

 

Well she did say on CNN that she was voting for Gym and not the guy "who compared himself to a white supremacist" so there's that...

#3492
4 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

fauci ain't gonna yell at himself.

4 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Can you imagine the kind of Qanon bullshit that these guys are having to promise to get elected?

Latest GQP/Qanon bullshit is that there were thousands of children who died from "Fauci's experiments" and "officials" just discovered "the mass graves of thousands of children in New York" but that it's being covered up.

The photos they've tried to spread show people wearing helmets and body armor digging up the graves, with people/soldiers standing around with AK's.  

Which makes absolute sense, given that New York is such a war zone that you have to have helmets and body armor just to dig up a grave.

#3493
3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Dammit. If only I could go back in time and buy that guy some range time.

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#3494

Nancy Mace confuses me.  She's smack dab in the middle of my wheelhouse.  Mid 40's, brunette, big tits, seemingly smart.  However, she seems a little bat shit.  That means I would have to put her in the fuck bucket in the game of date, fuck, marry.

Proceed.

#3495
1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:
Mace: There are Democrats who trust Jordan Tapper: Jim Jordan?Mace: YesTapper: From Ohio? Mace: YesTapper: Name one

they do so much gaslighting i guess i just assumed they’d be better at it by now. 

 

1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

tittays! damn.

 

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#3496

Adjourned until tomorrow. Still no one has enough votes. Not even a vote scheduled for tomorrow 

#3499
1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:
Mace: There are Democrats who trust Jordan Tapper: Jim Jordan?Mace: YesTapper: From Ohio? Mace: YesTapper: Name one

they do so much gaslighting i guess i just assumed they’d be better at it by now. 

Tapper, you’ve got the last name, you know what to do.

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#3500
BREAKING: Jim Jordan allies are trying to sabotage Steve Scalise tonight by circulating FEC reports to members showing he spent over $500,000 at DC Capital Grille since 2011. Story …https://t.co/BWL8yDAqdI

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