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#3501

It’s truly like a middle school election 

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#3503
21 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It’s truly like a middle school election 

the election isn't like middle school, but everything else still is.

so many meetings, calls, texts, press leaks, gossip, rumors, shit-talking, and straight-up lies.  my niece would fit right in.

#3505
3 hours ago, horn4life said:

I sort of see her shaving off a beard of hair every morning off her cloven hooves...

Maybe you can buy Neet by the barrel at Costco

 

#3506
3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:
Mace: There are Democrats who trust Jordan Tapper: Jim Jordan?Mace: YesTapper: From Ohio? Mace: YesTapper: Name one

they do so much gaslighting i guess i just assumed they’d be better at it by now. 

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#3508

The funny thing is you have to be crazy as a Republican to want this job.  Like whoever ends up as the Speaker (applies to GOP only) will most likely be out of politics by the next presidential election.  It’s like electing someone to death row and I’m so here for it. 

#3509
2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 It’s like electing someone to death row and I’m so here for it. 

In that case, I nominate MTG.  

#3510
21 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

TIt’s like electing someone to death row and I’m so here for it. 

 

17 minutes ago, PhillyD said:

In that case, I nominate MTG.  

Warden, "Any last requests, Marjorie?" 

MTG, "Yeah, give me the lethal injection between my toes." 

Warden, "You heard the woman!  Put the syringe in (looks down)......Oh what the fuck!"  

#3512
3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Nancy Mace confuses me.  She's smack dab in the middle of my wheelhouse.  Mid 40's, brunette, big tits, seemingly smart.  However, she seems a little bat shit.  That means I would have to put her in the fuck bucket in the game of date, fuck, marry.

Proceed.

She's mega-batshit.  Broken.

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#3515
3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Which makes absolute sense, given that New York is such a war zone that you have to have helmets and body armor just to dig up a grave.

My in laws believe this. Guaranteed. 

#3518
3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:
BREAKING: Jim Jordan allies are trying to sabotage Steve Scalise tonight by circulating FEC reports to members showing he spent over $500,000 at DC Capital Grille since 2011. Story …https://t.co/BWL8yDAqdI

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That’s less than $1k per week, or 20% of VY’s avg weekly spend at the Cheesecake Factory.

#3520
5 hours ago, henrygandorf said:
Mace: There are Democrats who trust Jordan Tapper: Jim Jordan?Mace: YesTapper: From Ohio? Mace: YesTapper: Name one

they do so much gaslighting i guess i just assumed they’d be better at it by now. 

I like the other Twitter clip where she wears "the scarlet letter" for being silenced. But the letter was to identify an adulter. So.....I think she picked the wrong symbol. Should have went with a Handmaidens look if she wanted to represent being silenced as a female me thinks

#3521
1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

 

Warden, "Any last requests, Marjorie?" 

MTG, "Yeah, give me the lethal injection between my toes." 

Warden, "You heard the woman!  Put the syringe in (looks down)......Oh what the fuck!"  

She was referring to the camel toe.

#3522
27 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
I nominate Luther Campbell
Doo Doo Brown!
 

Truly a golden age of music.

Oh how time changes things..."hey, we want some pass rush"

Uncle Luke from 2 Live Crew coaches Edison football at Naples

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#3524
1 hour ago, SizzleChest said:

She's mega-batshit.  Broken.

Anal.  Its whats on the menu.

#3525

So apparently George Santos is now refusing to vote for Scalise because he hasn't bothered to reach out to George.  So that's one down.  

#3526
5 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

So apparently George Santos is now refusing to vote for Scalise because he hasn't bothered to reach out to George.  So that's one down.  I’ll 

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#3527
1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

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I know eventually this is serious, but the fact that they are potentially hijacked at least in part by this fucking buffoon just makes me chortle.

 

#3528
10 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

So apparently George Santos is now refusing to vote for Scalise because he hasn't bothered to reach out to George.  So that's one down.  

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#3529
43 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

So apparently George Santos is now refusing to vote for Scalise because he hasn't bothered to reach out to George.  So that's one down.  

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#3530
6 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Nancy Mace confuses me.  She's smack dab in the middle of my wheelhouse.  Mid 40's, brunette, big tits, seemingly smart.  However, she seems a little bat shit.  That means I would have to put her in the fuck bucket in the game of date, fuck, marry.

Proceed.

Seemingly smart?

#3531
11 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Nancy Mace confuses me.  She's smack dab in the middle of my wheelhouse.  Mid 40's, brunette, big tits, seemingly smart.  However, she seems a little bat shit.  That means I would have to put her in the fuck bucket in the game of date, fuck, marry.

Proceed.

That’s not confusion. It’s just your libido. 

#3532

How many mid 40s women with big tits aren't crazy?

She's just "burn our country to the ground to have the dumbest person alive our dictator" level of crazy. 

#3533

I’ve noticed that my friends who have been long term republicans, think 80s college republicans type, have given up talking politics. The gop is only a loose affiliation of similar people. And the party doesn’t even control the purse strings as much now because the crazier you are, the more you can earn on your own.

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#3534
2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I’ve noticed that my friends who have been long term republicans, think 80s college republicans type, have given up talking politics. The gop is only a loose affiliation of similar people. And the party doesn’t even control the purse strings as much now because the crazier you are, the more you can earn on your own.

Maybe you should tell them to stop being fucking republicans 

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#3535
Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Maybe you should tell them to stop be fucking republicans 

I don’t know if anyone is actually a Republican these days because there is no party or definition.

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#3536
Just now, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I don’t know if anyone is actually a Republican these days because there is no party or definition.

But I bet they still pull the lever. 

#3537
8 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I don’t know if anyone is actually a Republican these days because there is no party or definition.

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They believe in Max grievance / max retribution.

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#3540
35 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I’ve noticed that my friends who have been long term republicans, think 80s college republicans type, have given up talking politics. The gop is only a loose affiliation of similar people. And the party doesn’t even control the purse strings as much now because the crazier you are, the more you can earn on your own.

These supposed college educated people have given up the talking points of: 1) a stolen election 2) the Bidens are a crime family 3) Ukraine is full of nazis with secret labs making viruses 4) the trans are a threat to your kids, not bullets. 5) vaccines kill people 

How brave 

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#3541
The reality may be that no R can get 217. https://t.co/IUaLSo6B3e

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#3542
27 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I don’t know if anyone is actually a Republican these days because there is no party or definition.

The Republican party is about to make Donald Trump their nominee for President of the United States... for a THIRD time. Think about what they used to represent. Donald Trump. Three times.

#3543
14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

These supposed college educated people have given up the talking points of: 1) a stolen election 2) the Bidens are a crime family 3) Ukraine is full of nazis with secret labs making viruses 4) the trans are a threat to your kids, not bullets. 5) vaccines kill people 

How brave 

Yet they still vote Republican.

#3544
10 minutes ago, The Dog said:
The reality may be that no R can get 217. https://t.co/IUaLSo6B3e

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Santos (also big mad)

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#3545
7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The Republican party is about to make Donald Trump their nominee for President of the United States... for a THIRD time. Think about what they used to represent. Donald Trump. Three times.

The same Donald Trump who was a 5-time draft dodging Yankee from New York City, who was a Democrat for many, many glorious years, who was bigly friends with Bill and Hillary Clinton, and who has hung out with Jeffrey Epstein?  That Donald Trump?

#3546
56 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I’ve noticed that my friends who have been long term republicans, think 80s college republicans type, have given up talking politics. The gop is only a loose affiliation of similar people. And the party doesn’t even control the purse strings as much now because the crazier you are, the more you can earn on your own.

There is no Republican party anymore.  They have no collection of ideas, no platform, no tangible beliefs.

It's the Democratic party and a group of people hellbent on stopping them.  That's it.

#3548
They are so afraid to conduct this important business for the country out in the open for the public to see because they know they will look like fools.

 

#3549
5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

There is no Republican party anymore.  They have no collection of ideas, no platform, no tangible beliefs.

It's the Democratic party and a group of people hellbent on stopping them.  That's it.

Democratic Party is made up of mainstream Dems (the Biden/Hillary types), conservaDems (Manchin and the few Dems left in the Deep South/Appalachia), and the progressives (Bernie, Warren, The Squad).

The Republican Party is 99% MAGAtards and like, a few dozen mainstream GOP that haven't fully converted yet or been tossed out on their ass (basically just Phil Scott, Susan Collins and like 3 House reps)

And then you have the Delusional Party, which are the people who think the new Republican Party can be returned to normalcy.  

#3550
8 minutes ago, The Dog said:
They are so afraid to conduct this important business for the country out in the open for the public to see because they know they will look like fools.

 

They have to wear one of these jackets to gain admittance

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