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#4252
1 minute ago, shakahorn said:

The auto correct is killing you!  Lemme guess, it corrected count to ...something else... and you tried to correct it back and it ended up Clint.

It was supposed to be fucking “vote”

#4255
Damn, I wish my name was Don Bacon. 

I would name my first child Macon.
#4258
Just now, Michael Knight said:

Guys we're supposed to be making fun of the GOP not ourselves 

He's making it too easy and fun.

I have plenty of laughs for that collection of shitheads in Congress.

#4260
3 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

The auto correct is killing you!  Lemme guess, it corrected count to ...something else... and you tried to correct it back and it ended up Clint.

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#4261
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Buck just voted Emmer 

Someeone else just voted Cole. And a McCarthy. and now Massie. 19 No on Jordan. 

#4264
10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Santos sitting next to Boebert.

There was probably a line for that seat.

#4265
Just now, Michael Knight said:

20 others, not even close

 

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So 1 did not vote.  20 against Gym.  212 for HJ.

MSNBC stuck on 19, not 20. 

Edited by SydneyCarton

#4267

Bwahaha!

CORRECTION: 20(!) votes against Jordan among Rs. Almost 7 times the number he can afford to lose.Going to be VERY uphill from here.

 

#4268

All these cowards didn't vote 'no' first time around now voting no.  Well, except Cardenas who was probably out smoking dope with a trans BLM activist the first time around.

#4272

I was watching Fox because their feed was 1-2 seconds ahead of of MSNBC and CNN.  But for some odd reason, they stopped covering it.

#4274
1 minute ago, woohorn said:

Anyone remember how bad McCarthy's first vote was?

Not this bad. Not even close.

#4275
7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

211 Jefferies

199 Jordan

5 Mcarthy

7 scalise

4 other

If I were a Dem Rep named Zimmer, I would have voted for Trump, just so he'd finish last and rage tweet about it.

#4276
3 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

I was watching Fox because their feed was 1-2 seconds ahead of of MSNBC and CNN.  But for some odd reason, they stopped covering it.

Did Fox switch over to a discussion about Benghazi? Or Hunter Biden?

#4279
7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

this is a very bad number for Jordan. His people thought they were around 10 or fewer no votes. 

It's not like counting votes is an important skill for Speakers.

#4281
32 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

My guess is that they will go for two,

These idiots will totally go for the back corner fade route that never works.

#4282
“I personally know 5 will change their votes from yes to no on second round. That’s what they told me. This will get worse,” one House member tells me just now.

 

#4283
Just now, The Dog said:
“I personally know 5 will change their votes from yes to no on second round. That’s what they told me. This will get worse,” one House member tells me just now.

 

If so, let’s go right to Round 2.

#4284

I’ll assume all the Scalise and McCarthy votes go back to Gym, which leaves 7. That’s a lot of pressure on those last 7. Especially the, what, 3 for Zeldin? Seems like this can get done if that dude from Florida returns. 
 

assuming it goes that way, as opposed to him losing more votes.

#4285
10 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Anyone remember how bad McCarthy's first vote was?

Jeffires: 212

McCarthy: 203

Jordan: 6

Other: 13

#4286

welp, not going to try again today.

#4287
Not looking good for Jordan. Here’s a flavor of the texts I’m getting from GOP sources: “The bleeding will get worse This is not a paper cut”“Mr. Only-Can-Go-To-The-Floor if you have 217 just lost more than Kevin ever did”

 

#4289
14 minutes ago, bernorange said:

Arm twisting to commence in 3... 2....

If anyone knows how to twist body parts, it's Gym Jordan.

#4290
4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Makes no sense that McCarthy only had 5 votes to kick him out but they’re going with Jordan with 20 votes against.

from the outside and explaining and what not

#4291
JORDAN THIS MORNING: “We’ll do as many ballots as it takes.”JORDAN AFTER LOSING 20 REPUBLICANS ON THE FIRST BALLOT: https://t.co/SVtyqkDRJH

 

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#4292
Haha, Ken Buck just said he voted for Tom Emmer because he doesn’t like him and he wants him to have the worst job in America.— Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@AdamKinzinger)

 

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#4293
Jim Jordan will demand three recounts and claim fraud and victory anyway.

 

#4295

I am sure there are quite a few yes votes who only voted that way because they knew Jordan wasn't going to win.  That would be something jackasses like McCaul would do for certain.

Edited by kevwun

#4296
2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
JORDAN THIS MORNING: “We’ll do as many ballots as it takes.”JORDAN AFTER LOSING 20 REPUBLICANS ON THE FIRST BALLOT: https://t.co/SVtyqkDRJH

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