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#4451

For those wondering which Republican "problem solvers" voted against Gymbo.

There were three:

  1. Don Bacon [NE-02]
  2. Andrew Garbarino [NY-02]
  3. Tony Gonzales [TX-23]
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#4452
You know House Republicans are having a bad day when in the midst of their failure to elect a speaker, one of them straight up says screw it I’m just going to retire https://t.co/I7tNBivg0V

*at the end of her term

#4453
5 minutes ago, The Dog said:
You know House Republicans are having a bad day when in the midst of their failure to elect a speaker, one of them straight up says screw it I’m just going to retire https://t.co/I7tNBivg0V

*at the end of her term

how brave 🙄

#4454

I would say, what we all know.  This is a Republican party made up of 10 year olds!

 

Except that would be an insult to 10 year olds...

#4455
Just now, horn4life said:

I would say, what we all know.  This is a Republican party made up of 10 year olds!

 

Except that would be an insult to 10 year olds...

They do a better job at building coalitions and electing the class President than the Republicans.  

#4456
4 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I would say, what we all know.  This is a Republican party made up of 10 year olds!

 

Except that would be an insult to 10 year olds...

My niece is 8 and she would do a better job of running this country.  Because she would ask her mom for advice, and her mom would steer her in the right direction.

#4458

 

Taking it to a different level, Bacon tells me his wife even received multiple anonymous emails and texts from people over the past few days w/ implied message: vote Jordan or be bootedHere are a few she received. https://t.co/VZQyfDCmeA https://t.co/ekFbEr24IM

 

 

#4459
Senator, attacking each other is what makes us stronger. I’m a youth football coaching legend who literally forces my players to fist fight each other. It builds toughness

 

#4461

I really don't find Three Year Letterman funny.  All he does is "pretend" to be one of them.  It's not satire, it's a way-too-accurate imitation that only parrots what maga says. 

#4462
2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What exactly have the Republicans done to fight inflation?

Tweeted with furrowed brows.   Complained on their appearances on Fox, Newsmax, Bannon's show from a cave, etc.

 

#4463
4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What exactly have the Republicans done to fight inflation?

Investigate Hunter Biden. He’s so scared, there’s no inflation in his pants 

#4465
9 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I really don't find Three Year Letterman funny.  All he does is "pretend" to be one of them.  It's not satire, it's a way-too-accurate imitation that only parrots what maga says. 

I'm getting close to negging three year letterman posts. Calls someone a branch of government they are not, then says whatever they are doing is illegal based upon _____, rinse and repeat 

He's no Gary Peterson 

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#4467
22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What exactly have the Republicans done to fight inflation?

pray.

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#4468
21 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I really don't find Three Year Letterman funny.  All he does is "pretend" to be one of them.  It's not satire, it's a way-too-accurate imitation that only parrots what maga says. 

 

13 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I'm getting close to negging three year letterman posts. Calls someone a branch of government they are not, then says whatever they are doing is illegal based upon _____, rinse and repeat 

He's no Gary Peterson 

I’m posting nothing but 3YearLetterman posts until there’s a Speaker or when y’all get the bug out of your asses. Lighten the fuck up it’s a bit.

hes got Nick Adams to break character more than once btw.

#4470
He’s been hacked.

 

#4471
4 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

It's perfect, basically a renaissance painting
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This is incredible btw. 

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#4472
I don’t normally speak out on political issues, but this is too important not to. I support Jordan for speaker of the house:Brian Jordan - most underrated two sport player of our lifetime. Can manage both the House and the Senate just like he did football and baseball.

 

#4473

I don’t see why the Dems would agree to this unless dems are willing to accept McHenry and this would avoid them having to vote for him. I’m assuming it would be McHenry but perhaps I’m wrong.

There are convos happening among GOP & Dems about empowering a speaker pro tempore in the event that Jim Jordan fails again on the 2nd ballot. Momentum is building & the circle of GOP members who are interested is growing“Members are beginning to see the writing on the wall”

 

#4474
8 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I don’t see why the Dems would agree to this unless dems are willing to accept McHenry and this would avoid them having to vote for him. I’m assuming it would be McHenry but perhaps I’m wrong.

There are convos happening among GOP & Dems about empowering a speaker pro tempore in the event that Jim Jordan fails again on the 2nd ballot. Momentum is building & the circle of GOP members who are interested is growing“Members are beginning to see the writing on the wall”

 

Temporary band-aid to keep government open and to get aid to Israel and Ukraine. 

#4475

Lim Jordan molested kids at Ohio state. Is that correct? If so, Jim Jordan molesting kids at Ohio state is almost as bad as Craig James killing 5 Hookers. JMKAOS?

I hope Jordan Molesting Students At Ohio State doesn't become the same as Craig James Killed 5 Hookers. That would be bad for Jim Jordan, because he molested kids. JMKAOS. 

#4477
57 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I really don't find Three Year Letterman funny.  All he does is "pretend" to be one of them.  It's not satire, it's a way-too-accurate imitation that only parrots what maga says. 

 

49 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I'm getting close to negging three year letterman posts. Calls someone a branch of government they are not, then says whatever they are doing is illegal based upon _____, rinse and repeat 

He's no Gary Peterson 

 

6 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Put me in the Three Year Letterman sucks camp.

I know three dudes who financed their waterbed.

#4478
36 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

I’m posting nothing but 3YearLetterman posts until there’s a Speaker or when y’all get the bug out of your asses. Lighten the fuck up it’s a bit.

hes got Nick Adams to break character more than once btw.

Taylor Swift's silence is deafening.

That's just hilarious.

#4479
1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I really don't find Three Year Letterman funny.  All he does is "pretend" to be one of them.  It's not satire, it's a way-too-accurate imitation that only parrots what maga says. 

He's an attorney in real life, are you surprised?

37 minutes ago, The Dog said:

I’m posting nothing but 3YearLetterman posts until there’s a Speaker or when y’all get the bug out of your asses. Lighten the fuck up it’s a bit.

hes got Nick Adams to break character more than once btw.

And Hugh Freeze, they had some hilarious DMs.

#4481
3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

The Hugh Freeze shit was pretty funny.

At times, it was almost like Freeze was looking for friends outside of the program.

#4482
47 minutes ago, Welshy said:

Lim Jordan molested kids at Ohio state. Is that correct?

No one has accused him of that. 

#4483

I think his point was that the same people who are accusing him of that are the ones that accused Craig James of killing 5 hookers while at SMU.  Or at least maybe it should be.

#4484

If we neg 3 year Letterman, I am an open war against all Filipkowski, Aaron Rupar, and whoever the other twink with a mustache is

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#4486
2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I really don't find Three Year Letterman funny.  All he does is "pretend" to be one of them.  It's not satire, it's a way-too-accurate imitation that only parrots what maga says. 

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#4487
1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Put me in the Three Year Letterman sucks camp.

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#4488
1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I don’t see why the Dems would agree to this unless dems are willing to accept McHenry and this would avoid them having to vote for him. I’m assuming it would be McHenry but perhaps I’m wrong.

Why not? I think they named a Fort after the guy. 

#4489
3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

What exactly have the Republicans done to fight inflation?

Not vote for increases in minimum wages and universal Healthcare. 

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#4490

You fuckers are forgetting what’s funny.  Back away from c-span and grab a beer.  3 year letterman and Gary Peterson etc are still damn funny.  It doesn’t get old to laugh at idiots buying a bag of bullshit…hook, line, and sinker.  

#4491
3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I really don't find Three Year Letterman funny.  All he does is "pretend" to be one of them.  It's not satire, it's a way-too-accurate imitation that only parrots what maga says. 

He’s a surly I’m a fiscal conservative guy. 

#4492

I’m waiting for this to come full circle and some GOPer slips that it’s the “Democrats’ fault” for this mess bc the Dems fucked off in NY and lost the majority and forced the GOP into this shit sandwich. They never wanted the majority, they never wanted to lead, they never wanted to govern or do their job 

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#4493
🚨BREAKING NEWS: DAVID JOYCE is expected to file a motion TODAY to elect PATRICK MCHENRY as a permanent speaker pro tem.⁦@PunchbowlNews⁩ AM HERE: https://t.co/CfwAhY9BZB

 

#4495

I can be nominated, right? 

I get about 5011 texts a day from Conservative politicians across the country asking me for money. Clearly I can represent us all. 

Nominate me. They (whomever they are) can't say no, or it's racist. 

#4499
35 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I can be nominated, right? 

I get about 5011 texts a day from Conservative politicians across the country asking me for money. Clearly I can represent us all. 

Nominate me. They (whomever they are) can't say no, or it's racist. 

I had to change my phone number from that shit. My grandmom is like 1000 years old and put me on one of those lists. Literally 10+ texts a day with some version of:

NANCY PELOSI WILL EAT YOUR BABIES!

DONATE HERE

#4500
4 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I had to change my phone number from that shit. My grandmom is like 1000 years old and put me on one of those lists. Literally 10+ texts a day with some version of:

NANCY PELOSI WILL EAT YOUR BABIES!

DONATE HERE

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