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#6152
24 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It was probably his wife's idea to bring him in.

For the cuckolding?

#6153
On 10/28/2023 at 9:08 AM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The more I read about Mike Johnson, the more I would prefer Jim Jordan as Speaker. Jordan is an asshat but at least we understand who he is.

I’m uncertain if we’ve ever had a religious fundamentalist this close to the Presidency. His wife didn’t go his swearing in as speaker because she was tired from praying? And he feels that God put him in the Speaker role? I assume that any opinion he has is actually God working through him which leaves no room for compromise. You can’t compromise God’s word.

lets hope that Johnson does what we expect so that the House can flip to blue next year. Especially since the senate could easily go red.


fuck theM both ….

Jim Jordan: "If Donald Trump wants to store (classified) material in a box in a bathroom, if he wants to store it in a box on a stage, he can do it." @atrupar

 

#6154

Jfc. Cut him off or fight back. Better yet, don’t put his treasonous ass on your station to spew bullshit!

#6156
On 10/27/2023 at 7:12 PM, atomheartbevo said:

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Hey, Woman.

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#6157
2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Hey, Woman.

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You know, if that had been edited differently it could have been implied that Mr. T was saying that to Burgess Meredith, which would have changed the entire tenor of the film.  

#6158

So it came out that he's against no-fault divorces.

Of course the Texas Republican Party followed his lead for their 2022 platform

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2023/09/no-fault-divorce-laws-republicans-repeal/675371/#

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But now conservative politicians in states such as Texas and Louisiana, as well as a devoutly Catholic husband who tried to halt his wife’s divorce efforts in Nebraska, are attacking no-fault divorce. One of the more alarming steps taken in that direction came from the Texas Republican Party, whose 2022 platform called on the legislature to “rescind unilateral no-fault divorce laws and support covenant marriage.” Given the Republican Party’s control of the offices of governor, secretary of state, and attorney general, and both chambers of the state legislature, Texas has a chance of actually doing it.

 

#6159
13 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

You know, if that had been edited differently it could have been implied that Mr. T was saying that to Burgess Meredith, which would have changed the entire tenor of the film.  

I think he yelled "Hey Old man" shortly before this line.

#6160
2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So it came out that he's against no-fault divorces.

Of course the Texas Republican Party followed his lead for their 2022 platform

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2023/09/no-fault-divorce-laws-republicans-repeal/675371/#

 

Because getting on with your life after a failed relationship and trying to be amicable with the person you are getting divorced from seems so horrible.  

#6161

Like women can be sane, rational beings. Do as you’re told. /s

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Edit:Women should be world leaders for a generation. Fight me.

#6162

And tens of millions of women will line up at dawn to vote for these kinds of platforms.  

men were, by far, the worst thing to ever happen to women.  but congrats ladies, you’ve really narrowed the gap.  
 

Voting to trap your daughters into forced marriages entered into by pressure from the blurred church/state line because she was forced to carry a baby to term to widen our labor pool.  Between that and funding more educational opportunities for her at an earlier age; you chose the former.  Well done 

#6163
On 10/29/2023 at 12:53 AM, tx 3 putt said:
Chinese President Xi: "Every ... woman has a duty to birth at least one able-bodied worker."Wait... That wasn't Xi. Or any communist. That was GOP Speaker of the House Mike Johnson.A Handmaid's Tale describes a utopian paradise for this man. 😡pic.twitter.com/hnM3vECWgd

 

The reason? Because lack of replacement means we have to allow immigration.  No way a nation of immigrants should do that.  

#6164
2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

men were, by far, the worst thing to ever happen to women.  

Hey, I blame Eve:

Adam and Eve

#6165
17 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Hey, I blame Eve:

Adam and Eve

When I was a young teen, I accidentally stumbled across my parents' Adam & Eve catalogs in the back of the closet, in a box inside of another box inside of an old suitcase under a bunch of quilts.

Eye-opening to say the least, so this hits home.

Finding those catalogs was.....this is approximately what I looked like when I found them:

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#6166
2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

The reason? Because lack of replacement means we have to allow immigration.  No way a nation of immigrants should do that.  

THIS.  I do not get, at all, the argument that low birth rate is some horrifying apocalypse for America.  There's plenty of people, just the wrong color.

#6167
44 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

THIS.  I do not get, at all, the argument that low birth rate is some horrifying apocalypse for America.  There's plenty of people, just the wrong color.

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#6169
8 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Government shutdown over Ukraine, wow how innovative by the new GOP

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#6171
11 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Oh wow that sure took a while

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/4280362-mcconnell-speaker-johnson-headed-for-shutdown-clash-over-ukraine/

Government shutdown over Ukraine, wow how innovative by the new GOP

Maybe before he dies McConnell can do something positive for the world.  Or McDonnell Douglas, Raytheon, Colt, etc. should put him on the payroll.

Oh, what am I saying.  I meant "give him a pay bump."

#6172
3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Maybe before he dies McConnell can do something positive for the world.  Or McDonnell Douglas, Raytheon, Colt, etc. should put him on the payroll.

Oh, what am I saying.  I meant "give him a pay bump."

Mitch isn’t the problem here. It’s High Commander Johnson 

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McConnell says he wants to keep military aid to Ukraine and Israel tied together because he views those conflicts as part of a larger global threat. He has repeatedly warned that picking a fight with Democrats that could result in a government shutdown is bad politics for the GOP.  

 

#6173
29 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Mitch isn’t the problem here. It’s High Commander Johnson 

I guess I should have been more clear: since Mitch supports aid to Ukraine maybe he could do something positive and arm twist Johnson to vote for Ukraine+Israel aid as a package so Schumer, Jeffries, and Biden stand by and watch. 

Of course, he's spent months busting Tuberville's balls about holding up promotions.  Oh, wait. . . .

 

#6174

Yeah, Mitch is a horrible human being, but he's on the right side with aid for Ukraine.  He knows the only reason that Johnson wants to separate aid for Ukraine and Israel is so the magats can stop it eventually.  They can't oppose anything related to Israel because of the evangelicals.  If it's not tied to Ukraine, then they can kill support for Ukraine funding.

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#6175
4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I guess I should have been more clear: since Mitch supports aid to Ukraine maybe he could do something positive and arm twist Johnson to vote for Ukraine+Israel aid as a package so Schumer, Jeffries, and Biden stand by and watch. 

Of course, he's spent months busting Tuberville's balls about holding up promotions.  Oh, wait. . . .

 

He probably will twist his arm. The dude has been speaker all of less than a week. If Johnson and the MAGATs in the House want to shut it down over Ukraine aid, that’s going to be on them. It’s hard to blame the Dems when even the Senate GOP Leader is on their side 

#6178
22 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Best thing Mitch can do for our country is die quickly. 

Invite the Freedom Caucus to his office and pull a Tio Hector. 

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#6179
28 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Best thing Mitch can do for our country is die quickly. 

That's why Mitch is never alone in a room with Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley or Rick Scott.  

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#6180

 

 

Republicans aren’t even putting a clean Israel funding bill on the floor. WOW https://t.co/6NUZUVP8rR

 

 

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#6181
1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

NEWS w @bresreports -- HOUSE REPUBLICANS' Israel aid bill is out.It offsets $14.3 billion in Israel aid with $14.3 bllion in cuts to IRS from the Inflation Reduction Act.This offset will NEVER, EVER fly. Dems will reject it out of hand.Here's the bill:…

 

 

Not serious people

#6182
Such a stupid move. BUT, will make ultimately pairing Ukraine with Israel more possible, because this will never become law and the senate will jam the house.Good https://t.co/e2CYCSE8uq— Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@AdamKinzinger)

 

#6183
On 10/28/2023 at 11:53 PM, tx 3 putt said:
Chinese President Xi: "Every ... woman has a duty to birth at least one able-bodied worker."Wait... That wasn't Xi. Or any communist. That was GOP Speaker of the House Mike Johnson.A Handmaid's Tale describes a utopian paradise for this man. 😡pic.twitter.com/hnM3vECWgd

 

Dems should be blanketing every medium with this guy's hundreds of insane statements about women.  

#6184
7 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Dems should be blanketing every medium with this guy's hundreds of insane statements about women.  

They should, but they won't b/c the Dems absolutely suck ass at messaging. 

#6185
8 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

They should, but they won't b/c the Dems absolutely suck ass at messaging. 

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#6187
49 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Or maybe some of them don't like the Jews

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#6188

I mean, if you were proud of this prior to last week, why take it down now?   Fucking own it.

 

 

NEW: House Speaker Mike Johnson’s wife has taken down the website for her business, Onward Christian Counseling Services, a day after HuffPost reported on documents on the site comparing being gay to bestiality and incest. https://t.co/EiTcPJEflA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#6189
McConnell on his way to meet with Mike Johnson https://t.co/D2u3oigMCv

 

#6190
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I mean, if you were proud of this prior to last week, why take it down now?   Fucking own it.

That's asking a lot of his human wife.

#6191
Questions swirl about Mike Johnson's finances as he reports no bank account in his name https://t.co/3fkdPLYO1R


 

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#6192

It's good to see the Republicans learned their lessons about electing shady grifters to positions of power after the 2016 election... 

#6193

 
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Well, see, a bank account number is a Mark of the Beast. Real Christians don’t use secular banks. They use Biblical Banking, which coincidentally, requires no reporting or tracking of curious chunks of money coming in from dubious or unidentified sources.
Thanks for asking, you Satanist bastard.
#6194
NEW: The new Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, has never disclosed having a bank account

 

#6195

How do you live to be 51 years old in the United States and not have had a bank account in your name at some point?  How the fuck do you buy a house without a bank account?  Every single elected official I've ever known from councilmember to Senator has at some point, bought something innocuous on the campaign trail like a coffee or a taxi ride, and then been reimbursed later on by the campaign funds back to their bank account.  This is the weirdest thing so far about this guy, and that's saying something.

#6197

And of course he's a high-ranking member on the subcommittee for financial regulation and antitrust.  

"Look, this subcommittee needs an independent, fresh perspective.  I can be more effective by banking with my imaginary friend, Toby.  That was I'm not encumbered by the big lobby banking establishment.  No, not lobbyists.  Like the actual giant lobby of a bank branch with the stained chairs and expired magazines.  Who needs it, amirite America?"  

#6198
8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

How do you live to be 51 years old in the United States and not have had a bank account in your name at some point?  How the fuck do you buy a house without a bank account?

Harlan Crowe buys it and you pay him back by sponsoring and supporting legislation that makes him richer?

#6200
6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Odds of Mike Johnson eventually going to prison for something seem kinda high at this point. 

Oh my sweet summer child.

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