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#6201
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh my sweet summer child.

Him being from Louisiana gets a bonus.  We had a Governor runoff between two guys that both ended up doing hard time and one of those guys was David Duke.

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#6202

Mr. Speaker, how do you explain this?

"Well, it's that I'm kind of between banks right now."

For the past 33 years, you've been between banks?

"Yes, that's correct.  My last bank was in Canada.  I met the banker while on Spring Break at Niagara Falls, you see." 

Let me guess, your new banker is named...

"You guessed it!  George Santos!" 

#6203
41 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Questions swirl about Mike Johnson's finances as he reports no bank account in his name https://t.co/3fkdPLYO1R


 

Season 9 Lol GIF by The Office

 

Try searching under Putin, Vladimir.

#6205

Seriously, where does his salary for being a member of congress go? Is he getting a printed check and heading here:

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#6206
46 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Well, see, a bank account number is a Mark of the Beast. Real Christians don’t use secular banks. They use Biblical Banking, which coincidentally, requires no reporting or tracking of curious chunks of money coming in from dubious or unidentified sources.
Thanks for asking, you Satanist bastard.

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#6208

I'm not convinced he's a real person. The most basic name imaginable for a clone or robot.

If we get an election themed event next, please have these two. One  character design and two characters! : r/FuturamaWOTgame

#6209

I'm guessing his wife is of the believe that getting a bank account is how one might contract "the gay"

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#6210

Doesn't get more Christian than hiding your money and where it's coming from!

Fucking bullshit "christians" ruining this country. Fuck them.

#6211
On 10/30/2023 at 8:56 PM, The Dog said:
McConnell on his way to meet with Mike Johnson https://t.co/D2u3oigMCv

 

 

I hope McConnell slaps him with his dewlap.

 

#6213

Let's just all say it and get it over with.  We know it's coming.  We know it's in poor taste given what's happening geopolitically.  But we all know it's right there.  

Mike Johnson doesn't trust traditional banks because they're run by the Jews.  

wait for it...

#6214

Who replaces McConnell when he gets runs over in the middle of the street, or flipped on his back, on the way to the House. 

#6215

No assets reported for 7 years? That’s not an accident- he’s hiding Menendez levels of corruption. Some Mormon golden tablets stashed next to his dildo collection 

#6219
1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Who replaces McConnell when he gets runs over in the middle of the street, or flipped on his back, on the way to the House. 

or tossed into a roux by Johnson for turtle soup.

#6221
6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

How do you live to be 51 years old in the United States and not have had a bank account in your name at some point? 

In his name is the key phrase,  plenty of people have bank accounts in somebody else’s name, so that they aren’t directly tied to them.

Unfortunately even a half-assed search warrant or court order can turn them, but it can be hard for a nosy spouse.

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#6222

I know I say this flippantly but we all know this guy is gay. Not that that matters at all. But he is so closeted because of his hate that he can't admit it. The more things change, the more the stay the same. And who cares who he is banging until they make it something so central to their life. Maybe only worry about yourself and who gives a shit about what anyone else is doing as long as it doesn't harm you? Make me understand these fucking weirdos.

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#6223
3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

In his name is the key phrase,  plenty of people have bank accounts in somebody else’s name, so that they aren’t directly tied to them. 

I've heard that's where they keep all the gold in California 

#6227
2 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I know I say this flippantly but we all know this guy is gay. Not that that matters at all. But he is so closeted because of his hate that he can't admit it. The more things change, the more the stay the same. And who cares who he is banging until they make it something so central to their life. Maybe only worry about yourself and who gives a shit about what anyone else is doing as long as it doesn't harm you? Make me understand these fucking weirdos.

Religion does stupid shit to stupid people

#6232
9 hours ago, Covri said:

He banks under the name Mike Hawk

Mike Johnson?   Maybe try Mike Hunt.

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#6233

uh, the dude is from louisiana.  he obviously cashes his checks at the casino every other friday.  this is not news, guys.

#6234
8 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

uh, the dude is from louisiana.  he obviously cashes his checks at the casino every other friday.  this is not news, guys.

"If this yo bet hits, it's just God's will. Now come on shooter, hit that sumbitch."

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#6236
Texas activist David Barton wants to end separation of church and state. He has the ear of the new U.S. House speaker. https://t.co/069T5laR2o

 

#6238
Hahahaha ⁦@RepNancyMace⁩Leaked Staff Handbook Shows Real Reason Nancy Mace Voted Against McCarthy | The New Republic https://t.co/9Tx4nvSDIn— Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@AdamKinzinger)
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Former staffers criticized Mace’s decision to vote to oust former Speaker Kevin McCarthy. Mace later used her vote to cast herself as a maverick, fundraising aggressively off the move.

But according to a former senior aide, she didn’t actually care all that much. “She saw the votes on the board and said, ‘Fuck it, I’m just gonna vote for it just so I can go on TV and talk about it.’”

 

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#6239
56 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Texas activist David Barton wants to end separation of church and state. He has the ear of the new U.S. House speaker. https://t.co/069T5laR2o

 

Most people who wear shirts like that are completely full of shit

#6240
51 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Most people who wear shirts like that are completely full of shit

And also experience deep self-loathing arising from their inner desire/compulsion to suck about a mile of dick.

#6243
Just now, Red Five said:

Mace in the A shirt does it for me. I wish it weren't so, but it is. 

Do you really want to wake up missing a kidney or with a rabbit boilng on the stove top?

#6244
9 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Do you really want to wake up missing a kidney or with a rabbit boilng on the stove top?

she's nuts.

and is probably worthy of her own thread based on the article. she's ALL IN on grift and self promotion and nothing else. she believes in nothing other than "how can I use this to get on TV?"

#6245
Just now, The Dog said:

she's nuts.

and is probably worthy of her own thread based on the article. she's ALL IN on grift and self promotion and nothing else. she believes in nothing other than "how can I use this to get on TV?"

The new Republican motto

#6247
22 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Do you really want to wake up missing a kidney or with a rabbit boilng on the stove top?

For good pussy?

I think we all know the answer to this.

#6249
51 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And also experience deep self-loathing arising from their inner desire/compulsion to suck about a mile of dick.

That's over 21K+ Shaggy dicks..  so almost as many as (insert surly poster handle here)'s mom!

13 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

For good pussy?

I think we all know the answer to this.

wait?  Is there bad pussy? 

no pics please

#6250
25 minutes ago, locodos said:

That's over 21K+ Shaggy dicks..  so almost as many as (insert surly poster handle here)'s mom!

wait?  Is there bad pussy? 

no pics please

I dare you to image search "blue waffle".

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