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These assholes still not picked some brain dead cunt to lead them yet? 

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1 hour ago, bernorange said:

Why is laughing at someone because of their height socially acceptable?

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25 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

It's like laughing at a bald guy with a combover.  Not laughing because he's bald, laughing because he's making a ridiculous, ineffective attempt to not look bald.  Oh...wait...

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4 minutes ago, Genco said:

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Also, CNN

 

I can’t even tell if that’s sarcasm anymore 

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A shit party manned by shit leadership and supported by shit people. It’s a thuggish mob of toddlers. Leopards, faces, etc.

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1 hour ago, bernorange said:

Why is laughing at someone because of their height socially acceptable?

 

because they got no reason to live…

For you jagoffs talking about linking up with the "moderate pubs." that Bost dumbfuck that "lunged at and cussed at Gaetz" in one of the conferences, had a tweet a day ago about Pritzker's "national abortion policy" and how all the good sky daddy folk need to fight it. All GOP fucking sucks......it seems to have been deleted, but they all are such garbage people, and not the good kind of garbage people that I like 

For you jagoffs talking about linking up with the "moderate pubs." that Bost dumbfuck that "lunged at and cussed at Gaetz" in one of the conferences, had a tweet a day ago about Pritzker's "national abortion policy" and how all the good sky daddy folk need to fight it. All GOP fucking sucks......it seems to have been deleted, but they all are such garbage people, and not the good kind of garbage people that I like 

This. The “good Republicans” y’all are thinking of are like Nazis who tipped well or said “ma’am” to women on the street: they’re all still giant pieces of shit. There are no good republicans. Not a single one.
6 hours ago, kevwun said:

There are 2 ways out of this and both involve removing Trump's sway over the party.  One way is the Republican party goes the way of the Whigs and a new conservative party emerges that has no obligations to Donald Trump.  The faction of America that can't deal with that will either stop voting or form a fringe party that gets no say.  The other is that Trump dies before the first way happens.

And that it is too bad that doesn't have a bunker in Florida to die in.

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Yeah, these dudes who had their wives threatened to vote Jordan are going to vote for Jordan and then go home and explain it to their wives.

Sure.

1 hour ago, shakahorn said:

It's like laughing at a bald guy with a combover.  Not laughing because he's bald, laughing because he's making a ridiculous, ineffective attempt to not look bald.  Oh...wait...

It's like laughing at the guy who shared a screenshot with pegging porn in another tab. If he'd owned that shit, nobody would've cared...

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

I would never laugh at a short guy for being short.  

I laugh at a short guy that stands on a box (like Mr. Bowtie did a few days back).  I laugh at a short guy that wears lifts in his shoes (like DeSantis).  

But a short guy that owns it?  No problemo. I never said shit about Spud Webb.

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3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

It's like laughing at the guy who shared a screenshot with pegging porn in another tab. If he'd owned that shit, nobody would've cared...

Is that Ted Cruz or Alex Jones we are talking about?

2 hours ago, bernorange said:

Why is laughing at someone because of their height socially acceptable?

46 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

because they got no reason to live…

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He's short, not Irish.

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Irish (especially Ulster): Anglicized form of Gaelic Mac Éinrí, a patronymic from a Gaelic form of the personal name Henry 

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Is that Ted Cruz or Alex Jones we are talking about?

No, it’s Owen Wilson.
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13 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Yeah, these dudes who had their wives threatened to vote Jordan are going to vote for Jordan and then go home and explain it to their wives.

Sure.

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2 hours ago, bernorange said:

Why is laughing at someone because of their height socially acceptable?

As mentioned, it's not short people in general, it's about one guy.  He's in a political party that loves to shit all over people who are "different" than others and that tries to hold people like Trump up as some kind of great physical specimen.  It's no different than mocking Greg Abbott, who is actually far worse, because he got his millions-of-dollars payout and then pulled the ladder up on people who had similar accidents after him.

To McHenry's credit, he didn't side with Trump in 2020, and I'm really shocked that it hasn't come up in the midst of all of this hoopla - I figured MAGA or Jordan would be attacking the hell out of McHenry for not siding with Trump's bullshitshit and for voting to certify.

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

No, it’s Owen Wilson.

Owen Wilson would own it.

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2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

If they're fucking short it is.


No shit. I'm 6'6" and I'll make fun of whatever short person I want. Just like people make fun of me for being an ugly aloholic. 

2 hours ago, bernorange said:

Why is laughing at someone because of their height socially acceptable?

I’m not laughing at his height. I’m laughing at his insecurity over his height. 

21 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Yeah, these dudes who had their wives threatened to vote Jordan are going to vote for Jordan and then go home and explain it to their wives.

Sure.

If being a spineless pussy is good enough for Ted Cruz….

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2 hours ago, bernorange said:

Why is laughing at someone because of their height socially acceptable?

Because you can control it

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10 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

I’m not laughing at his height. I’m laughing at his insecurity over his height. 

i'm laughing at his height.

38 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Yeah, these dudes who had their wives threatened to vote Jordan are going to vote for Jordan and then go home and explain it to their wives.

Sure.

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10 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Here’s Mace’s tweet:

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I think we missed out by not getting Jim Jordan. Look at him. He is obviously an immortal flatboat crewman from the 1840s, floating goods down to New Orleans, drinking his wages in bordellos, then clumping back up the Devil's Backbone aka the Natchez Trace. 

Think what we could learn about America from such a man. He probably knew Andrew Jackson. He may have seen Andrew Jackson rape a young lieutenant. Given how much time has passed, he might have told us about it.

22 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i'm laughing at his height.

aren't you like 5'6"?

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2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

aren't you like 5'6"?

i'm 5'9" i just like tall chicks.

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Just now, henrygandorf said:

i'm 5'9" i just like tall chicks.

Same, same.

And short ones.

And medium height ones.

If McHenry was a bad-ass short guy like Attila the Hun he would have already slashed the throats of his rivals and led his cavalry to lay waste to Toronto.

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btw, i don't care how tall mchenry is, i just can't believe we're both 47 years old.  he looks like my pervy uncle.

10 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Same, same.

And short ones.

And medium height ones.

Women are just so fucking hot, goddam.

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Women are just so fucking hot, goddam.

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50 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

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it’s the jacket. When he wears it, it’s almost like the Men’s Wearhouse has sold him spun kryptonite. 

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here is what i don't understand.  first thing, I'm sorry to everyone but im high af and I'm going to use some lazy ass gender innapropriate terms in this here post. i hope yall know I'm an ally but right now my vocabulary is limited. 

but here is what i don't get. why is Jim Jordan such a bitch?

like, why is he such a whiny ass bitch?

you know he knows he ain't got the votes. he ain't got em and he ain't gonna get em. so why the fuck is he such a bitch? everyone knows if you don't got the votes you don't go.  you get real humble for awhile, you don't want that shit job anyways, what crazy fucker would, and bow out and refuse and do  some scraping shit with the bowing. you sure ass fuck DO NOT send people after the spouses of your enemies like it's the goddamn byzantine empire and shit.

maintain some fucking dignity. be a fucking man.

christ fucking wept

also yall can shut the fuck up with my granddad up there being two fucking years older than me. what kind of hard ass 1930s lifestyle is that dude living? 

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

also yall can shut the fuck up with my granddad up there being two fucking years older than me. what kind of hard ass 1930s lifestyle is that dude living? 

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