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4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

If we can keep this going for a few months, maybe the Pubs will just all die of heart attacks and this problem will solve itself

Pretty sure half the party is extending this just for the free pizza.

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3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Pretty sure half the party is extending this just for the free pizza.

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Should we continue the ongoing self-harm?

Yes

No

Present 

34 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What song are we talking about?  I missed it.

 

27 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Exactly... I saw some gif of some band from the 60s.  That's all I know.  


 

6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Should we continue the ongoing self-harm?

Yes

No

Present 

The beatings will continue until morale improves 

Oh, that one.  Yeah, that song sucks ass.

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 


 

Damn. That was current when I was burning myself on my Creepy Crawlers Thingmaker oven.

 

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So are they gonna throw someone else out there or just elevate McHenry?

31 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Pretty sure half the party is extending this just for the free pizza.

You know Santos has a backpack or two lined with foil, and is going to town. Just like I used to do my friends used to do at pizza buffets back in the poor college days. 

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4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Where did this "flash" thing come from?  I know it goes back to at least the newsreels about WW2, but does anyone know the origin?  I guess I could literally google it right this second, but it's more fun to get bullshit answers from surly.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Where did this "flash" thing come from?  I know it goes back to at least the newsreels about WW2, but does anyone know the origin?  I guess I could literally google it right this second, but it's more fun to get bullshit answers from surly.

Flash across the wires? 

45 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

SECrant might well have the biggest collection of lunatics out there.  High comedy, yet sad and pathetic all at the same time.  

 

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14 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

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The most popular huh

Yeah the delta between public and secret ballot voting is very telling. 
 

the very best case for the Rs is that most or all of them know who is against Jordan but must vote for him on the floor for electoral reasons, and they’re all understanding of it because politic’n 
 

the more likely case is that there’s 80 of them using the 20 as human shields. 

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1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

The call is coming from inside the house!!!

5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

 

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1 minute ago, G650 said:

The most popular huh

It's like a Yogi Berra quip. He's so popular nobody will vote him.

He's super popular with people who don't know him and have to "work" with him.

15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So are they gonna throw someone else out there or just elevate McHenry?

They already tried the stand-on-the-box thing and people just mocked him.

4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

The dancing bear was always my favorite act in the Circus but I wouldn't have advocated to allow it to set up the big top and secure the highwire.

6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Am I out of touch and this all my fault?

No, it's the Swamp who are wrong.

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We're gonna end up back with Mccarthy. Until he's ousted again. 

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23 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

i mean, he's lost several public votes, why did they think a secret vote would go any better?

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9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Why does CNN keep interviewing the choad from Georgia who keeps blaming Dems for this? Stop interviewing him or at least push back Manu!

nobody who watches cnn thinks it's the dems fault.

23 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Yes but can someone please share the REAL reason the majority voted against Gym ?

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Christ, now CNN is interviewing batshit crazy Anna Paulina Luna.

Jesus

CNN has become the ESPN of news. It's all hot takes and controversy. Bernard Shaw is rolling over in his grave.

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I have never been so happy to be wrong as when I predicted Jordan as speaker after McCarthy got canned. 

12 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

There could not be a more perfect encapsulation of the utterly broken-brained nature of the GQP.  The "most popular Republican in Congress"....did not get popular support.  He's Schroedinger's Fuckhead: both overwhelmingly popular yet unable to win votes at the same time.

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i mean, he's lost several public votes, why did they think a secret vote would go any better?

It's not that he lost the secret vote, it's that it was so much more of a beating.  194-25 ---> 112-86.

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I have never been so happy to be wrong as when I predicted Jordan as speaker after McCarthy got canned. 

Psssst....remember this timeline.

Somehow, someway, we're going to end up with a result that's even worse.  I don't know how yet.  I'm looking forward to the surprise.

22 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

And you guys said it was going to be 15 or 30...

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