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#5201
4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

If we can keep this going for a few months, maybe the Pubs will just all die of heart attacks and this problem will solve itself

Pretty sure half the party is extending this just for the free pizza.

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#5202
Inside House GOP meeting on Capitol basement: Secret ballot underway. About whether Rep Jim Jordan should drop out or continue with pursuit of Speakership Per two House Republicans in room

 

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#5203
3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Pretty sure half the party is extending this just for the free pizza.

not bad mike pence GIF by Election 2016

#5205
34 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What song are we talking about?  I missed it.

 

27 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Exactly... I saw some gif of some band from the 60s.  That's all I know.  


 

#5206
6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Should we continue the ongoing self-harm?

Yes

No

Present 

The beatings will continue until morale improves 

#5208
3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 


 

Damn. That was current when I was burning myself on my Creepy Crawlers Thingmaker oven.

 

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#5209
JORDAN LOST

 

#5214
FLASH: US House is going home til Monday. Per Rep Steve Scalise. They’re nowhere

 

#5216
31 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Pretty sure half the party is extending this just for the free pizza.

You know Santos has a backpack or two lined with foil, and is going to town. Just like I used to do my friends used to do at pizza buffets back in the poor college days. 

#5218
Jordan lost 112-86 in secret ballot, per @Kat_Cammack

 

#5219
Just now, The Dog said:
Jordan lost 112-86 in secret ballot, per @Kat_Cammack

 

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#5220
4 minutes ago, The Dog said:
FLASH: US House is going home til Monday. Per Rep Steve Scalise. They’re nowhere

 

Where did this "flash" thing come from?  I know it goes back to at least the newsreels about WW2, but does anyone know the origin?  I guess I could literally google it right this second, but it's more fun to get bullshit answers from surly.

#5221

 

Is there a better encapsulation of the GOP elected officials during the Trump years than Jim Jordan winning 194-25 GOP votes in the public ballot and then losing the majority by secret ballot? https://t.co/Mdke3WZiPO

 

#5222
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Where did this "flash" thing come from?  I know it goes back to at least the newsreels about WW2, but does anyone know the origin?  I guess I could literally google it right this second, but it's more fun to get bullshit answers from surly.

Flash across the wires? 

#5223
45 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

SECrant might well have the biggest collection of lunatics out there.  High comedy, yet sad and pathetic all at the same time.  

 

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#5224
And away we go …

 

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#5225
14 minutes ago, The Dog said:
JORDAN LOST

 

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#5227
Just now, The Dog said:
And away we go …

 

The most popular huh

#5228

Yeah the delta between public and secret ballot voting is very telling. 
 

the very best case for the Rs is that most or all of them know who is against Jordan but must vote for him on the floor for electoral reasons, and they’re all understanding of it because politic’n 
 

the more likely case is that there’s 80 of them using the 20 as human shields. 

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#5229
1 minute ago, The Dog said:
And away we go …

 

The call is coming from inside the house!!!

#5230
5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

Is there a better encapsulation of the GOP elected officials during the Trump years than Jim Jordan winning 194-25 GOP votes in the public ballot and then losing the majority by secret ballot? https://t.co/Mdke3WZiPO

 

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#5231
Another big win for the lettuce! https://t.co/OlJV4XoTjt

 

#5232
1 minute ago, G650 said:

The most popular huh

It's like a Yogi Berra quip. He's so popular nobody will vote him.

#5233

I am not sure who Katherine Clark is but I think I just fell and love.  And ... would.
 

Rep. Katherine Clark reminds us what is really at stake with electing someone like Jim Jordan as Speaker: "We want to make our own healthcare decisions in consultation with OUR families, OUR doctors, OUR faith, NOT with Jim Jordan." #SpeakerOfTheHouseVote

 

 

#5236
15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So are they gonna throw someone else out there or just elevate McHenry?

They already tried the stand-on-the-box thing and people just mocked him.

#5237
4 minutes ago, The Dog said:
And away we go …

 

The dancing bear was always my favorite act in the Circus but I wouldn't have advocated to allow it to set up the big top and secure the highwire.

#5238
6 minutes ago, The Dog said:
And away we go …

 

Am I out of touch and this all my fault?

No, it's the Swamp who are wrong.

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#5241
23 minutes ago, The Dog said:
JORDAN LOST

 

i mean, he's lost several public votes, why did they think a secret vote would go any better?

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#5242
9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Why does CNN keep interviewing the choad from Georgia who keeps blaming Dems for this? Stop interviewing him or at least push back Manu!

nobody who watches cnn thinks it's the dems fault.

#5243
23 minutes ago, The Dog said:
JORDAN LOST

 

Yes but can someone please share the REAL reason the majority voted against Gym ?

#5244
2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Christ, now CNN is interviewing batshit crazy Anna Paulina Luna.

Jesus

CNN has become the ESPN of news. It's all hot takes and controversy. Bernard Shaw is rolling over in his grave.

#5245

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I have never been so happy to be wrong as when I predicted Jordan as speaker after McCarthy got canned. 

#5246
12 minutes ago, The Dog said:
And away we go …

 

There could not be a more perfect encapsulation of the utterly broken-brained nature of the GQP.  The "most popular Republican in Congress"....did not get popular support.  He's Schroedinger's Fuckhead: both overwhelmingly popular yet unable to win votes at the same time.

#5247
5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i mean, he's lost several public votes, why did they think a secret vote would go any better?

It's not that he lost the secret vote, it's that it was so much more of a beating.  194-25 ---> 112-86.

#5248
Just now, Dbeasy said:

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I have never been so happy to be wrong as when I predicted Jordan as speaker after McCarthy got canned. 

Psssst....remember this timeline.

Somehow, someway, we're going to end up with a result that's even worse.  I don't know how yet.  I'm looking forward to the surprise.

#5249
22 minutes ago, The Dog said:
Jordan lost 112-86 in secret ballot, per @Kat_Cammack

 

And you guys said it was going to be 15 or 30...

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