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No I watch videos of people, with cat ear headsets, put things in their butt.

What kind of boring shit do you watch?

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3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

No I watch videos of people, with cat ear headsets, put things in their butt.

What kind of boring shit do you watch?

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15 hours ago, Satchel said:

I have to tell ya that as a Christian, alarm bells sent crazy as I watched Johnson assume the podium with his Bible.

Once again the wacko version of Christianity is what gets presented. Every single one of those Trumpkins that spouts anything about Jesus is a complete fraud and grifter. It sucks that Biden is a good example of being a Christian, but these GQP rubes think he’s the anti-Christ. He’s everything I would want in a leader in that he doesn’t force his religion on Americans and he treats everyone the same no matter what your faith is or if you have none at all. What a bizarre world we live in that that is hated by millions of these absolutely horrific people.

10 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Wow, he adopted a black son.  

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Lots of bruising on those knees. From praying so much.

10 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Wow, he adopted a black son.  

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1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

Denver mayor Mike JohnsTon is also getting flak too, lol

11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Wow, he adopted a black son.  

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I am confused.

16 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

But he got the blow job, so prayer must work. Checkmate atheists!

fif him

9 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I am confused.

If you watch the tweet where he supports CRT he says he adopted a black son.  Nothing turns up on google image search, though.  

I'm confused too, but don't care enough to spend time truthing up this guy's gibberish.  

12 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Wow, he adopted a black son.  

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“You could go to the middle of the phone book and pick any of the hundreds of Mike Johnsons. Each one would be a better choice for speaker because not one of them tried to overthrow the presidential election.” 

J. Kimmel

39 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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This is correct.

44 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

If you watch the tweet where he supports CRT he says he adopted a black son.  Nothing turns up on google image search, though.  

I'm confused too, but don't care enough to spend time truthing up this guy's gibberish.  

is this like he sends a dollar a month to Africa or something?

Bible on the podium huge red flag.

Get the appropriation bills through and fund the government. And keep your fucking crazy ass social conservative views to yourself.

 

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This guy is going to be the gift who keeps on giving in 2024.

OH SNAP HE'S WOKE!

Undercover Democrat? Some far-right MAGA influencers have started attacking the new Speaker, Mike Johnson, over an interview he gave a few years ago, talking about how he was outraged over the death of George Floyd. He also talked about his black son and how he has more challenges in life compared to his white son. The Daily Wire’s Matt Walsh said that Johnson's comments were a "full-fledged endorsement of the Left’s racial narrative.” MAGA influencer Lara Loomer slammed Johnson: "Turns out there’s no difference between MAGA MIKE and Big Mike! Is he an undercover Democrat?” WTF is wrong with these people?

OH SNAP HE'S WOKE!
Undercover Democrat? Some far-right MAGA influencers have started attacking the new Speaker, Mike Johnson, over an interview he gave a few years ago, talking about how he was outraged over the death of George Floyd. He also talked about his black son and how he has more challenges in life compared to his white son. The Daily Wire’s Matt Walsh said that Johnson's comments were a "full-fledged endorsement of the Left’s racial narrative.” MAGA influencer Lara Loomer slammed Johnson: "Turns out there’s no difference between MAGA MIKE and Big Mike! Is he an undercover Democrat?” WTF is wrong with these people?

He CAN’T be one of us! He expresses sympathy for black people! Radicalllllll!!!!!!
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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

If you watch the tweet where he supports CRT he says he adopted a black son.  Nothing turns up on google image search, though.  

I'm confused too, but don't care enough to spend time truthing up this guy's gibberish.  

The son was back home in his “quarters” doing “chores.”

Probably time to get the lettuce out for this dude.

Just now, The Dog said:

Probably time to get the lettuce out for this dude.

what a fucking ridiculous timeline where leaders of legislatures and parliaments have tenures measured in heads of cabbages of mooches. Trump truly broke us.

4 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


He CAN’T be one of us! He expresses sympathy for black people! Radicalllllll!!!!!!

I mean....seriously, this is where we are: a person who takes the position that "racism is a thing that exists" is a "RADICAL WOKE LEFTIST ANTIFA COMMIE!"  Because I guess the only acceptable answer to MAGA is "there is no such racism....wait, yes there is, it's anti-WHITE racism, yeah, that's it! That's what we have in America!"

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I fucking hate evangelicals. I'd fully support an anti-evangelical pogrom. 

15 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Wow, he adopted a black son.  

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Someone has to take the picture.  Duh.

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Got a screen grab for those of us that don't want to have an account on that shit site?

“moderate” Republicans who voted for far right lunatic will not let the caucus be dragged to the far right 

Leopards are gonna eat good

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There are no middle of the road Republicans.

2 hours ago, Captainant said:

what a fucking ridiculous timeline where leaders of legislatures and parliaments have tenures measured in heads of cabbages of mooches. Trump truly broke us.

We were already broken. Trump just normalized the public shit flinging. 

53 minutes ago, Js1 said:

“moderate” Republicans who voted for far right lunatic will not let the caucus be dragged to the far right 

Leopards are gonna eat good

Then…maybe don’t vote him in as speaker?  “I am outraged by this thing I made happen”

Over/under on his tenure? I’d say 2.5 Scaramuccis.

16 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Well, I can't see him /noracist

They probably have him detailing the Suburban.

1 hour ago, Homercles said:

Then…maybe don’t vote him in as speaker?  “I am outraged by this thing I made happen”

shot across the bow to make sure he doesn't renege on any deals. 

Make no mistake this guy is BAD for swing district Republicans.

The kind of stuff the GOP ran with Pelosi as Speaker will now be run by Democrats (except of course framing him as being too conservative).

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

The son was back home in his “quarters” doing “chores.”

Chores?  No, sir.  Those are skills for his resume.

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....seriously, this is where we are: a person who takes the position that "racism is a thing that exists" is a "RADICAL WOKE LEFTIST ANTIFA COMMIE!"  Because I guess the only acceptable answer to MAGA is "there is no such racism....wait, yes there is, it's anti-WHITE racism, yeah, that's it! That's what we have in America!"

 

yep.

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3413535/1

 

I'll save you having to click on that shite:

 

A coalition of blacks, Latinos, feminists, gays, government workers, union members, environmental extremists, the media, Hollywood, uninformed young people, the "forever needy," the chronically unemployed that do not want to work, illegal aliens, and other "fellow travelers" have ended.........Norman Rockwell's America.

You will never again out-vote these people. It will take individual acts of defiance and massive displays of civil disobedience to regain the rights we have allowed them to take away. It will take zealots, not moderates and shy, not reach-across-the-aisle RINOs (Republicans In Name Only) to right this ship and restore our beloved country to its former status.

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This is why I have come to admire the founding fathers all the more. Subsequent politicians lifting merit based restrictions on who got to vote resulted in irreparable damage and ultimately the destruction of the American Dream.

and

OP is right we pretty much a third world country at this point better learn Spanish amigos.

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There is no room for white males in todays society.
 
 
That's only the first half of the first page of the thread. All I could stomach.

 

6 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Subsequent politicians lifting merit based restrictions on who got to vote resulted in irreparable damage and ultimately the destruction of the American Dream.

 

 

 

WTF?   Merit based restrictions?   

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

 

WTF?   Merit based restrictions?   

Originally there were property requirements to vote. Also infamously during segregation the racists loved poll taxes and tests.

Strange. I can look around my office and see plenty of white males happy and succeeding. Probably half the office. I also see the myriad others that make up the other half, also happy and successful. 
 

I guess the issue on texags is that it isn’t 90-100% white males. 

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17 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:
There is no room for white males in todays society.
 

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I was having lunch with a buddy today, and we were both expressing how we can't understand people get so angry at admitting that they might have had an easier time becuase they are white males. It doesn't diminsh anything hard you've done, it doesn't mean you haven't worked hard, it doesn't mean you haven't earned what you've gotten, it just means you can acknowledge that you've probably been dealt a better hand than many in this world. 

Which is weird, as most people would admit that being born in America in general versus anywhere else in the world means you were born on 3rd base. And that doesn't damage anyone's egos at all, but somehow being a white male to many means your achievements have been marginalized. 

I just don't understand the anger and grievance people most generate. I wonder, how many of thsoe people would trade being a white male for anything else? Because the answer is zero, and not just because they're inherently racist.

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I was having lunch with a buddy today, and we were both expressing how we can't understand people get so angry at admitting that they might have had an easier time becuase they are white males. It doesn't diminsh anything hard you've done, it doesn't mean you haven't worked hard, it doesn't mean you haven't earned what you've gotten, it just means you can acknowledge that you've probably been dealt a better hand than many in this world. 

Which is weird, as most people would admit that being born in America in general versus anywhere else in the world means you were born on 3rd base. And that doesn't damage anyone's egos at all, but somehow being a white male to many means your achievements have been marginalized. 

I just don't understand the anger and grievance people most generate. I wonder, how many of thsoe people would trade being a white male for anything else? Because the answer is zero, and not just because they're inherently racist.

I really wonder this too. It's just so bizarre

34 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

yep.

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3413535/1

 

I'll save you having to click on that shite:

 

A coalition of blacks, Latinos, feminists, gays, government workers, union members, environmental extremists, the media, Hollywood, uninformed young people, the "forever needy," the chronically unemployed that do not want to work, illegal aliens, and other "fellow travelers" have ended.........Norman Rockwell's America.

You will never again out-vote these people. It will take individual acts of defiance and massive displays of civil disobedience to regain the rights we have allowed them to take away. It will take zealots, not moderates and shy, not reach-across-the-aisle RINOs (Republicans In Name Only) to right this ship and restore our beloved country to its former status.

and

This is why I have come to admire the founding fathers all the more. Subsequent politicians lifting merit based restrictions on who got to vote resulted in irreparable damage and ultimately the destruction of the American Dream.

and

OP is right we pretty much a third world country at this point better learn Spanish amigos.

and

There is no room for white males in todays society.
 
 
That's only the first half of the first page of the thread. All I could stomach.

 

I actually made it through page 2. There was more push back than I expected, honestly. 

1 minute ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I love my black son. 

Nice to have you here, Mr. Speaker.

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Over/under on his tenure? I’d say 2.5 Scaramuccis.

I believe he goes the distance (January 2025) because Trump believes he needs him. 

Also, no one wants this job or the headache of electing another speaker. 

 

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