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Since Judeo-Christian marriage is about 7000 years old…that makes all of us descended from any human who lived before that a product of sin?

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Yeah, but then they tortured a carpenter to death and it wiped the slate clean.

48 minutes ago, texasdago said:

How did this turn out?

“One of the first bills I intend to file would require every member of Congress and their families to receive their healthcare only at VA hospitals,” he said. “The debate would highlight an important point that our veterans are not treated with the respect and dignity they deserve, and are not receiving the proper benefits they’ve earned. Yet, members of Congress live relatively like kings. It’s upside down and needs to change.

https://www.baptistmessage.com/mike-johnson-faith-family-freedom-motivate-run-seat-u-s-congress/

Based on his otherwise very good health, the VA gave my Grandfather a mitral valve replacement when he was 87 that allowed him to live to 100 with a high quality of life. Think private insurance would have approved that? Most Americans lives would improve if they got throw into that briar patch.

1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I thought that was the Irish

 

Or the Dutch?

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20 hours ago, The Dog said:

Some of GOP loonies have even floated the idea that only people with college degrees should vote.

Remember, they can't count.

I support this idea, but lets start with only those with a college degree can vote in the House

Since Judeo-Christian marriage is about 7000 years old…that makes all of us descended from any human who lived before that a product of sin?

You assume he believes the Universe is older than 6000 years.

I get confused with that.  Because they quote that number but that's the Book of Genesis estimate.  And assuming it was a First Edition printing when the New Testament was added, isn't that at least 8,000 years old...or more?  And it all also depends on the understood age of the Torah.  and mainstream Judaism doesn't take nearly the hardline view of the Earth/Universe's age as Evangelical/Baptist faiths in the West.  Even the most rudimentary anthropological and archaeological estimates say 70% of all humans lived and died before any version of the Torah/Bible existed.  So if none of them were married in a Abrahamic tradition...then we're all illigitimate children of god.  Which makes sense because as much as I believe in a higher power...I frequently get the distinct impression he loves us, but went out for cigarettes, and hasn't talked to us since.  

I get confused with that.  Because they quote that number but that's the Book of Genesis estimate.  And assuming it was a First Edition printing when the New Testament was added, isn't that at least 8,000 years old...or more?  And it all also depends on the understood age of the Torah.  and mainstream Judaism doesn't take nearly the hardline view of the Earth/Universe's age as Evangelical/Baptist faiths in the West.  Even the most rudimentary anthropological and archaeological estimates say 70% of all humans lived and died before any version of the Torah/Bible existed.  So if none of them were married in a Abrahamic tradition...then we're all illigitimate children of god.  Which makes sense because as much as I believe in a higher power...I frequently get the distinct impression he loves us, but went out for cigarettes, and hasn't talked to us since.  

Wkipedia says young earth creationists believe the earth is 6k to 10k years old. My experience must have been with those on the more idiotic end of the timeline. A distinction without a real difference. At any rate, it’s difficult to argue logic with the delusional.
49 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Even the most rudimentary anthropological and archaeological estimates say 70% of all humans lived and died before any version of the Torah/Bible existed.  So if none of them were married in a Abrahamic tradition...then we're all illigitimate children of god.  Which makes sense because as much as I believe in a higher power...I frequently get the distinct impression he loves us, but went out for cigarettes, and hasn't talked to us since.  

They all died in the flood. We are all illegitimate children of Noah.

 

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6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

He also thinks there were dinosaurs on Noah's ark, so I can see why you have a problem with him.

Truth. It's a special kind of intellectually lazy stupid that I particularly loathe. It's a dangerous, malignant stupidity, which betrays an intentional ignorance that is impossible for me to comprehend.

There are ~ 900 described species of dinosaur (not counting birds). The ark was supposedly ~ 440×72×43 ft. I've excavated a single sauropod sacrum (middle hip bone) that was 10 feet wide by itself. The whole animal would have been around 100 feet long and 50 tons. There are probably at least a dozen known dinosaur species in this size range. There are many, many other stupidly huge species as well. 

It's like someone saying they put the actual Mt. Rushmore in their pocket for show and tell. If someone went around insisting on that, we'd institutionalize them, but we're letting someone that stupid and intellectually dishonest be 2 heart beats from the Presidency.

This really is the dumbest timeline. 

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Extremely funny if true ….

 

54 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I get confused with that.  Because they quote that number but that's the Book of Genesis estimate.  And assuming it was a First Edition printing when the New Testament was added, isn't that at least 8,000 years old...or more?  And it all also depends on the understood age of the Torah.  and mainstream Judaism doesn't take nearly the hardline view of the Earth/Universe's age as Evangelical/Baptist faiths in the West.  Even the most rudimentary anthropological and archaeological estimates say 70% of all humans lived and died before any version of the Torah/Bible existed.  So if none of them were married in a Abrahamic tradition...then we're all illigitimate children of god.  Which makes sense because as much as I believe in a higher power...I frequently get the distinct impression he loves us, but went out for cigarettes, and hasn't talked to us since.  

11 minutes ago, Tuco said:


Wkipedia says young earth creationists believe the earth is 6k to 10k years old. My experience must have been with those on the more idiotic end of the timeline. A distinction without a real difference. At any rate, it’s difficult to argue logic with the delusional.

 

Much of it is based on Archbishop James Ussher's calculations in the 17th Century. Based on who begat who in the Bible and some absurd lifespan estimates, Ussher decided not only that the world was ~ 6000 years old, but that the world was created on October 22, 4004 BC. 

19 minutes ago, Pods said:

Truth. It's a special kind of intellectually lazy stupid that I particularly loathe. It's a dangerous, malignant stupidity, which betrays an intentional ignorance that is impossible for me to comprehend.

There are ~ 900 described species of dinosaur (not counting birds). The ark was supposedly ~ 440×72×43 ft. I've excavated a single sauropod sacrum (middle hip bone) that was 10 feet wide by itself. The whole animal would have been around 100 feet long and 50 tons. There are probably at least a dozen known dinosaur species in this size range. There are many, many other stupidly huge species as well. 

It's like someone saying they put the actual Mt. Rushmore in their pocket for show and tell. If someone went around insisting on that, we'd institutionalize them, but we're letting someone that stupid and intellectually dishonest be 2 heart beats from the Presidency.

This really is the dumbest timeline. 

But, counterpoint.....GOD CAN DO ANYTHING!!!!

Once you apply the laws of magic, it trumps everything else.  How is this possible?  DUH.  GOD THE MAGICIAN CAN DO ANYTHING.  HE CAN FIT A MILLION BILLION TRILLION DINOSAURS INTO A THIMBLE.  ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE POWER OF ALMIGHTY GOD????

On 10/25/2023 at 8:39 PM, Homercles said:

Ok well guess that confirms he’s a closeted gay guy with a beard wife

 

33 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Extremely funny if true ….

 

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40 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Extremely funny if true ….

 

Plot twist: it was George Santos in drag during Mardi Gras 

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

But does he think it's wrong to have pre-marital sex with a dinosaur?

Asking for a friend....

Only if you velocirape her, then it’s celebrated in his circles. 

32 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Plot twist: it was George Santos in drag during Mardi Gras 

Back when George went by the name of Harriet Hagerman. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Extremely funny if true ….

 

This was his wedding portrait from 24 years ago.  Straight out of the 1990s.

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2 hours ago, Tuco said:


You assume he believes the Universe is older than 6000 years.

I, for one, appreciate God putting oil in spots the petroleum geologists say it should be as a joke….’cause none of that stuff is true. 

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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7 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I thought that was the Irish

 

Or the Dutch?

the dutch gave us afrikaans. that catapults them into the stratosphere

8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

This was his wedding portrait from 24 years ago.  Straight out of the 1990s.

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wheelhouse, ngl

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He's spoken for. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Extremely funny if true ….

 

Funny? More like "expected" at this point.

The more intense their opposition to gay rights, the more they yell about how bad it is, the more likely it is that they themselves have rent boys on the side.

Heh. Wife's at home on her knees, indeed. Because she doesn't get any when he's around...

44 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

This was his wedding portrait from 24 years ago.  Straight out of the 1990s.

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Now there's a girl who will never know the meaning of sexual satisfaction.

Damnit.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Extremely funny if true ….

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Plot twist: it was George Santos in drag during Mardi Gras 

Youre Wrong John C Mcginley GIF

 

It was Anthony Devolder.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

But, counterpoint.....GOD CAN DO ANYTHING!!!!

Once you apply the laws of magic, it trumps everything else.  How is this possible?  DUH.  GOD THE MAGICIAN CAN DO ANYTHING.  HE CAN FIT A MILLION BILLION TRILLION DINOSAURS INTO A THIMBLE.  ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE POWER OF ALMIGHTY GOD????

Didn't you ever see The Sword in Stone?  Merlin fit all that shit in his bag!

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Extremely funny if true ….

 

I'd be more surprised if this wasn't true

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

But, counterpoint.....GOD CAN DO ANYTHING!!!!

Once you apply the laws of magic, it trumps everything else.  How is this possible?  DUH.  GOD THE MAGICIAN CAN DO ANYTHING.  HE CAN FIT A MILLION BILLION TRILLION DINOSAURS INTO A THIMBLE.  ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE POWER OF ALMIGHTY GOD????

Yes, but I also question the power of evolution. 

Evolution gives us lots of MTG types, but only rarely Susanna Hoffs. 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

This was his wedding portrait from 24 years ago.  Straight out of the 1990s.

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She gotta little Jenny Garth thing going on there.  He's got a little.  Well, gimme some time.  Or don't.  He may not be in that position very long.  

Also, what the fuck is her right arm doing?  She grabbing the next hitter for the 1998 Topps card?  

48 minutes ago, Pods said:

Yes, but I also question the power of evolution. 

Evolution gives us lots of MTG types, but only rarely Susanna Hoffs. 

Science is mostly failures. You know this. 

21 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

His black son, Randolph Mortimer Johnson III, is super lucky. Blonde hair, blue eyes, pale skin, runs a 4.2 40 and has a 9 inch cock.

Dad???

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How about Mike keeps his religion out of our government? And ots only a matter of time until he is proved to have had sex with another man and who gives a fuck? I guess some people do when they attack those exactly not like them. Fucking disgusting 

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

wheelhouse, ngl

 

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

He's spoken for. 

Fuckin Surl 

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4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Didn't you ever see The Sword in Stone?  Merlin fit all that shit in his bag!

 

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The more I read about Mike Johnson, the more I would prefer Jim Jordan as Speaker. Jordan is an asshat but at least we understand who he is.

I’m uncertain if we’ve ever had a religious fundamentalist this close to the Presidency. His wife didn’t go his swearing in as speaker because she was tired from praying? And he feels that God put him in the Speaker role? I assume that any opinion he has is actually God working through him which leaves no room for compromise. You can’t compromise God’s word.

lets hope that Johnson does what we expect so that the House can flip to blue next year. Especially since the senate could easily go red.

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2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I’m uncertain if we’ve ever had a religious fundamentalist this close to the Presidency

Were you asleep from 2017 to 2021? The first man up after Trump was that guy 

Surprised he has time to be Speaker of the House, considering Rita Repulsa has Zordon and the rest of our heroes working overtime

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51 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Surprised he has time to be Speaker of the House, considering Rita Repulsa has Zordon and the rest of our heroes working overtime

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If Mike Pence and Ted Cruz had a kid, it would be Mike Johnson.  The guy is a fraud that appeals to ignorance, like all Trumpublicans. 

13 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The more I read about Mike Johnson, the more I would prefer Jim Jordan as Speaker. Jordan is an asshat but at least we understand who he is.

I’m uncertain if we’ve ever had a religious fundamentalist this close to the Presidency. His wife didn’t go his swearing in as speaker because she was tired from praying? And he feels that God put him in the Speaker role? I assume that any opinion he has is actually God working through him which leaves no room for compromise. You can’t compromise God’s word.

lets hope that Johnson does what we expect so that the House can flip to blue next year. Especially since the senate could easily go red.

Something's up.  And why wouldn't it be?! 😃

20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Shut up!

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10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Sort of amazing that the people that want this seem to have no idea that they have contributed to making children an unaffordable financial nightmare.  

So, Mister Speaker...what have you done to help contribute to a more robust workforce in America?

"Well, my lovely wife and I have four children."

But that's more of a blessing of marriage, right?  Primary goal there was to be fruitful and multiply as God wishes.  What have you done personally?

"You mean to put more able-bodied men to work in American labor?  I signed some papers and brought on a large black boy to live on our homestead.  He contributes his labor to our Louisiana economy."

Mmmmkay...

 

 

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