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38 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

For good pussy?

I think we all know the answer to this.

Yeah, I admit it.  Nancy Mace is my kryptonite.  Attractive 40 something, big tits, good job, interesting/intelligent.  I'd hit that early and often.  Hell, I'd even pay.  Then I'd find out she was bat shit, likely after the wedding.  Odds of divorce or being murdered would be 75%.

Wouldn't matter, had sex.

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2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I dare you to image search "blue waffle".

I don't know what it is, but I do know I won't find out.

On 10/30/2023 at 7:57 AM, jimmyjazz said:

Hey, I blame Eve:

Adam and Eve

I'm of the belief that all those old testament stories are allegories and not literal but what if the fruit Eve tempted with was a cherry, you know and that eating it was getting to know her in the biblical sense and that is why when they were thrown out of the garden Eve's curse was to endure childbirth.  Just saying that I think it goes deeper than most think.  (Insert that's what she said joke here)

4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Wait, he has fake adopted black son?  What the fuck?

https://unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/mike-johnsons-black-son/

Yeah, catch up.  His name is Navin R Johnson, he was born a poor black child.

Read up on that after my brother told me that, like Gaetz, the kid was adopted before Johnson was married. Best I could tell, that isn’t true, as the adoption happened early in his marriage. Kid is now grown and has a family of his own, and wants no part of the publicity surrounding Johnson’s life.

IOW, “best I can tell” is what Johnson has said. There was no reputable reporting on the subject.

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Goddamn, where in the hell does the GQP manage to find all of these fucknut losers. We'd be better off with the wack pack from Howard Sterns heyday running the country than these fucking goons. House Speaker Beetlejuice, come on down. 

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An all-powerful, omnipotent being can be offended? Maybe he should stop making gay people then I guess, I don't know. 

14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

An all-powerful, omnipotent being can be offended? Maybe he should stop making gay people then I guess, I don't know. 


The being is also very touchy about attendance 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


The being is also very touchy about attendance 

. . . and revenue.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

. . . and revenue.

😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏

"My invisible magic friend in the sky hates you people. Thus, I can do whatever shitty things I want to you." 

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I'm honestly at a loss as to how people believe this shit.

Well it's a good thing he's in a position of power.  

@Hugo Stiglitz how do you live amongst his voters without doing something rash?

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2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I'm honestly at a loss as to how people believe this shit.

They pull the double of being intellectually stupid AND lacking common sense.

Always what you look for in your Speaker of the House

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well it's a good thing he's in a position of power.  

@Hugo Stiglitz how do you live amongst his voters without doing something rash?

Can't you ask that of damn near every single person in Texas as well?

I have this funny feeling that by the time this is all over, this dude's name is going to be on about the same level as Epstein and Jared Fogle. 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Can't you ask that of damn near every single person in Texas as well?

I ask myself that every day.

Kentucky, Home to... 

Mitch McConnell

Rand Paul

James Comer

Big Bone Lick State Park

A fucking Ark. 

Goddammit!!! 

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I have this funny feeling that by the time this is all over, this dude's name is going to be on about the same level as Epstein and Jared Fogle. 

On the bright side, if he goes to prison, he'll FINALLY be able to suck all that dick he's secretly been craving.

NTTAWWT.  I just hate the self-loathing closeted gays who take out their frustration by being shitty to everyone else.  Just suck the dicks already, and be happy with yourself.

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Kentucky, Home to... 

Mitch McConnell

Rand Paul

James Comer

Big Bone Lick State Park

A fucking Ark. 

Goddammit!!! 

Don't forget crippling poverty and abysmal literacy rates

Just now, locodos said:

Don't forget crippling poverty and abysmal literacy rates

So....the model state for the GQP vision for America.  An impoverished illiterate slave class that lives solely to enrich their white Christian Nationalist masters.  Gosh, that makes every GQP politician all tingly inside.

5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Kentucky, Home to... 

Mitch McConnell

Rand Paul

James Comer

Big Bone Lick State Park

A fucking Ark. 

Goddammit!!! 

You left off Jefferson Davis and Carrie Nation.

Jesus, people, Surly only has so much bandwith.  I can't list everything wrong with the Homeland. 

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

the GQP vision for America.  An impoverished illiterate slave class that lives solely to enrich their white Christian Nationalist masters

stealing this

3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Do you really want to wake up missing a kidney or with a rabbit boilng on the stove top?

If you have never had freshly cooked rabbit soup after a vigorous afternoon of rabbit-like fucking  then you are living at less than 70% potential 

41 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Bat shit crazy …

 

I saw Eddie Izzard last night at The Paramount and she did a 5 minute bit on the ark and I kept get distracted thinking about this moron believing this shit. 

41 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

@Hugo Stiglitz how do you live amongst his voters without doing something rash?

I clandestinely post on a University of Texas football forum.  

Mike Johnson is where he is because of a lack of competition.  The democrats haven’t been challenging him with viable candidates (because it’s a bad investment I suppose).  

Also, and more importantly, common clay of the new west.

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2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I saw Eddie Izzard last night at The Paramount and she did a 5 minute bit on the ark and I kept get distracted thinking about this moron believing this shit. 

God dammit, didn't know he was in town.

26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So....the model state for the GQP vision for America.  An impoverished illiterate slave class that lives solely to enrich their white Christian Nationalist masters.  Gosh, that makes every GQP politician all tingly inside.

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8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I clandestinely post on a University of Texas football forum.  

Mike Johnson is where he is because of a lack of competition.  The democrats haven’t been challenging him with viable candidates (because it’s a bad investment I suppose).  

Also, and more importantly, common clay of the new west.

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3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Do you really want to wake up missing a kidney or with a rabbit boilng on the stove top?

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15 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I saw Eddie Izzard last night at The Paramount and she did a 5 minute bit on the ark and I kept get distracted thinking about this moron believing this shit. 

 

 

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Mike Johnson being insane enough to want to be Speaker of the House at this moment in history was a red flag in itself.  

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15 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I saw Eddie Izzard last night at The Paramount and she did a 5 minute bit on the ark and I kept get distracted thinking about this moron believing this shit. 

I was at a HS reunion party a couple of years ago and late that night after I had consumed a lot of alcohol, went on a rant about how utterly fucking stupid the Ark Park is.  But I had forgotten that there were several Baylor grads in the room, so it cast kind of a pall over the evening. 

On 11/1/2023 at 7:56 PM, NWBuck said:

I've heard that's where they keep all the gold in California 

Very obscure Larry Gatlin reference. I applaud you.

5 minutes ago, Burt said:

Very obscure Larry Gatlin reference. I applaud you.

I don't.  I read that post yesterday, then I was singing Gatlin Bros songs to myself for the rest of the goddamned day.  They had some catchy damned tunes.

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 But I had forgotten that there were several Baylor grads in the room, so it cast kind of a pall over the evening. 

Did you segway into some rape jokes to get them back in your corner? 

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

Mace in the A shirt does it for me. I wish it weren't so, but it is. 

the funniest part about this is the twit doesn't even realize she's calling herself an adulteress

uh, the dude is from louisiana.  he obviously cashes his checks at the casino every other friday.  this is not news, guys.

It’s worse. Shreveport, not even the cool part of Louisiana.
2 hours ago, TexasEd said:

Yeah, catch up.  His name is Navin R Johnson, he was born a poor black child.

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Learned about the ark stuff a couple of weeks ago when we took a neighbor to a wedding.  Her daughter and family planned a trip over there just to go see the ark.  The website for that thing is something else.

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9 minutes ago, TexPx said:

It’s worse. Shreveport, not even the cool part of Louisiana.

shreveport is a classic example of where folks go cash their paychecks at the casino cage.  

49 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Learned about the ark stuff a couple of weeks ago when we took a neighbor to a wedding.  Her daughter and family planned a trip over there just to go see the ark.  The website for that thing is something else.

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What's the rule for black jack insurance on this one?

3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

What's the rule for black jack insurance on this one?

One shekel nets two rabbits should the dealer have blackjack.  They have rabbits all over that boat.

4 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

What's the rule for black jack insurance on this one?

10% goes to the Lord, of course.

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