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And in terms of his "Black son", the "son" obviously had a hard life, and nobody should be bugging him, but the whole situation with Johnson out there promoting him in the past as a "hey I have a Black son" thing, and the fact that...he didn't formally adopt him (and some go so far as to say "kidnapping"), and combine it with his finances, his weird church, his weird views, etc...well...this:

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

This man is a huge threat ….

 

I enjoy the part about him opposing contraception, he and the GQP need to get out there and promote that ahead of elections next year, as well as the anti-IVF stuff.  That'll go over well with voters.

Pretty sure that means the kid could only watch porn with his “dad.”

EwX10(666)

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I think that Duggar kid who was into child pornography tried to use that app to stop himself.

Didn't work out too well.

Show me a kid who can't get around his parents' social media restrictions, and I'll show you a stupid kid.

The family that watches porn together stays together. 

30 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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Funny on two levels.  


there’s more to come, I just know it 

Totally.

It’s funny that he could have remained in obscurity nationally for decades and yet an unplanned ascension (short lived most likely) to leader will end up ruining him
14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


there’s more to come, I just know it 

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1 hour ago, Covri said:

Was it his "Black son"?

Also, when I was 17, the only thing that related to myself, porn, and my dad, is that I would be blamed if his porn was found, and I would blame him if I was caught with any porn.  

So were we "accountability partners?

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


there’s more to come, I just know it 

That's what he said to his son while monitoring his porn intake.

37 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I believe accountabilibuddies is the technical term. 

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Okay this guy has a lot of red flags. He likes jacking off with his son, he is super right wing, he is completely beholden to sky daddy etc etc. 

But for real, how the fuck does he not have a bank account and how hasn't this been answered yet? Unless you're homeless, I don't understand how this is possible 

12 hours ago, Lurch said:


Totally.

It’s funny that he could have remained in obscurity nationally for decades and yet an unplanned ascension (short lived most likely) to leader will end up ruining him

A little bird was flying south for the Winter.  It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:

  1. Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.
  2. Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
  3. If you're happy -- even if you’re in deep sh*t -- keep your mouth shut!

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Added "if you're happy" to Reason #3

4 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Pretty sure that means the kid could only watch porn with his “dad.”

EwX10(666)

Between a father and a  son there can be no separation, no boundary.  A father calls, a son answers.

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So, the Speaker has/had a piece of software on his phone, that was uploading content from his phone to be analyzed/studied by others.  And he learned about it at....a Promise Keepers retreat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Biological son" is one of the few things not on my pornhub search history.

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Biological anything, for that matter, before you sick fucks twist it.

1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Okay this guy has a lot of red flags. He likes jacking off with his son, he is super right wing, he is completely beholden to sky daddy etc etc. 

But for real, how the fuck does he not have a bank account and how hasn't this been answered yet? Unless you're homeless, I don't understand how this is possible 

It's a lock that he watches interracial cuck videos.  

19 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

It's a lock that he watches interracial cuck videos  live.  

fixed

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3 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you crankin’ hog, dad?"

"I don't know when"

But we'll crank together then

You know we'll have a good crank then

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"Written by Harry Chaffin"

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4 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Okay this guy has a lot of red flags. He likes jacking off with his son, he is super right wing, he is completely beholden to sky daddy etc etc. 

But for real, how the fuck does he not have a bank account and how hasn't this been answered yet? Unless you're homeless, I don't understand how this is possible 

I don’t know but he gives me The Omen III vibes.  Maybe the Anti Christ doesn’t need any money. 

3 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

It's a lock that he watches interracial cuck videos.  

Watches? We're less than a week away from finding out he filmed his wife with his black "son"!

8 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Holy shit. 

So the Speaker of the House, who is receiving highly sensitive defense intelligence briefings on his phone as we are tacitly engaged in two wars, has a third party monitoring app on said phone for porn.  And his underage son; with zero clearance, has access to said software and said phone. 

but the Speaker can’t be bothered to download the the Chase Bank app?

And we’re not living in a computer simulation?  

Kelly Johnson:  Michael, why don't you invite some of your friends over... 

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So this guy isn't trusted by Woodforest National Bank but he gets our national security secrets? Cool, cool. Only the best people.

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On 11/5/2023 at 4:22 PM, Hawndoh said:

Didn't work out too well.

On a serious note, if you think you have such a serious porn problem that you have to use a 3rd-party app and another person to monitor your porn intake to keep you "honest"......well, we're only scratching the surface of what's going on with poor impulse control.

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

On a serious note, if you think you have such a serious porn problem that you have to use a 3rd-party app and another person to monitor your porn intake to keep you "honest"......well, we're only scratching the surface of what's going on with poor impulse control.

I can fap to that.

7 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I can fap to that.

i cant go for that soul train GIF

On 11/5/2023 at 4:04 PM, Ted Lange said:

 

 

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goddamnit white people.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

On a serious note, if you think you have such a serious porn problem that you have to use a 3rd-party app and another person to monitor your porn intake to keep you "honest"......well, we're only scratching the surface of what's going on with poor impulse control.

Define serious. 
 

asking for a friend

17 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Define serious. 

asking for a friend

Serious: Relying on a 17 year-old male to monitor your porn intake.

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4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Serious: Relying on a 17 year-old male to monitor your porn intake.

3 times today dad?

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1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

i cant go for that soul train GIF

I don’t know what this gif is, but I can’t quit watching 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don’t know what this gif is, but I can’t quit watching 

I can’t believe you don’t recognize a young Hall. Or is it Oates? I feel like it’s Hall. 

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don’t know what this gif is, but I can’t quit watching 

It's Hall & Oates during the "we can't find any coke 'cause Iggy Pop took it all" songwriting era.  

Doesn't explain the hair, though.

16 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

3 times today dad?

Mike:

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It's like Hall's head is doing some kinda method-acting Walken thing from the same era.  I'm enchanted.

also, incredibly disappointed in this forum.  Nobody has taken Kent from "Real Genius" literally at his computer... and put Mike Johnson's face on him.  "You need to stop playing with yourself, Mike."  With Johnson in amazement, replying, "It is you, God."  

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14 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

It's like Hall's head is doing some kinda method-acting Walken thing from the same era.  I'm enchanted.

also, incredibly disappointed in this forum.  Nobody has taken Kent from "Real Genius" literally at his computer... and put Mike Johnson's face on him.  "You need to stop playing with yourself, Mike."  With Johnson in amazement, replying, "It is you, God."  

Jesus?!?

He hung up. 

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