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27 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

If they couldn't do anything last night I am not sure what they think they can do this afternoon.

Well, they're getting different toppings for the pizzas for one thing, so that should make a big difference...

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January 2021, we learned that Republicans are really shitty with the whole peaceful transfer of power thing when they lose.

This January, we learned they ain’t much better when they win.

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And there's a perception that Ben Shapiro is impotent and ghoulish 

MSNBC seemed to be hinting or wishcssting McCarthy was going to bow out. Let’s see

 

42 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Multiple recruiting titles and SEC championships.  

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50 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

They wouldn’t vote for Jeffries. That’s a nonstarter.

You get there by Republicans voting present or not voting. And I actually think it is possible, even if it only last a couple of weeks. 

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 Good job, dumbass GOP

 

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 Good job, dumbass GOP

 

from that thread:

 

30 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Good god his voice is annoying. How in the fuck do people regularly listen to him for longer than 15 seconds?

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 Good job, dumbass GOP

 

Like republicans give a shit about these meetings anyway.

 

Will he go scorched earth on the ppl not voting for him?  

12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 Good job, dumbass GOP

 

Can they vote to allow the members-elect to be sworn in prior to the election of the speaker? Just to keep things running? 

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Good god his voice is annoying. How in the fuck do people regularly listen to him for longer than 15 seconds?

Have you ever listened to Trump?

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

from that thread:

 

Well, "No" is the Republican party platform. No policy, just no. To everything.

 

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Have you ever listened to Trump?

Well, Trump isn't an incel like Shapiro.

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Well, "No" is the Republican party platform. No policy, just no. To everything.

 

Well, Trump isn't an incel like Shapiro.

Trump pays for sex like incels do.

Sometimes I picture Ben Shapiro, after all these years of the internet insulting his sexual prowess (except with regard to his own sister apparently), thumping his chest like the pasty Jewish version of Martin Lawrence in 'Boomerang' when Eddie Murphy says, "Please man, you are the 'no-pussy-getting-est' brother I know.  And Martin retorts, "Yo mutha-fucka, I gets mine!"  But you know, he sounds like Ben Shapiro so it's even funnier.  And creepier.  

I know Viagra/Cialis works for men at Trump's age.  But do guys that big have to take more than one?  You'd think we'd get lucky and Trump would die during sex.  Is that's a real strong possibility on the ads if the man is older/fatter.  

Ben Shapiro's voice. I always think someone set the video at 1.25 speed. Nope. That's his voice. 

9 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Can they vote to allow the members-elect to be sworn in prior to the election of the speaker? Just to keep things running? 

Nope. Nothing happens until after they elect a Speaker. They can vote on rules for choosing a speaker but nothing else (from what I understand). 

GOP needs to stop fucking that goat and move forward. 

13 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Good god his voice is annoying. How in the fuck do people regularly listen to him for longer than 15 seconds?

Why do you think he told us about his wife’s dry ass pussy?

29 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

 

hey lady, WE'RE ALL FUCKING ROOTING FOR THE LETTUCE!

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

McCarthy won’t last a single Mooch. 

We will be using the term “a McCarthy” to mean Weeks or months of being “the guy” and then you end up without the job 😂

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

We will be using the term “a McCarthy” to mean Weeks or months of being “the guy” and then you end up without the job 😂

A McCarthyism if you will. 

Kevin is done if the doesn’t get the speakership, they will see him  as a loser and weak. They will shit on him 

 

I am disappointed in the dems, where is the social media teams shitting on the Rs for this? 

2 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Unless those people switch parties.  A pitch could be made that they don't want their legacy to be tied to this shitheel party, and they'll have 2 years (and Dem money) to convince the voters to keep them in place with the new letter beside their name.  

It would never happen, but the GQP head explosions that would result from a handful of traitors switching parties and giving the Dems control of the house would be fantastic. the ultimate FAFO. Can we get some of that sweet, sweet, Soros money in the mix here? 

2 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

Kevin is done if the doesn’t get the speakership, they will see him  as a loser and weak. They will shit on him 

 

I am disappointed in the dems, where is the social media teams shitting on the Rs for this? 

they are getting plenty of their own shit.

i'd prefer if the dems try and keep the smug to appropriate levels. which is still pretty fucking smug, in case you were wondering, but don't overplay the hand...

41 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Good god his voice is annoying. How in the fuck do people regularly listen to him for longer than 15 seconds?

 

When you are considered an "intellectual" for today's GOP, people will listen to you all day long.

 

 

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1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

Looks like Dans one good eye has finally been opened to these people.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

There are also "general perceptions" that: water is wet, the moon has craters, fire is hot, ice is cold, fingernails on a chalkboard is grating.  The reason that there are such "general perceptions" is that all of those things are TRUE.  Just like the undeniable fact that Repubs are indeed incompetent and foolish.  And honestly, among all the things that Repubs are, "incompetent and foolish" are the NICEST things you can say about them.

46 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Good god his voice is annoying. How in the fuck do people regularly listen to him for longer than 15 seconds?

If you devoted the greatest intellects and computing power the world has ever seen to completing the task of "create a voice that unquestionably screams 'give me a wedgie!'", they still couldn't create a voice better than Ben's.  It's truly one of the most awful voices of any "prominent" human being I've ever heard.

And I have seen an episode of "The Nanny."

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I read that in the voice of "the Torch" in "Top Secret"............'How do we know you're not really Mel Torme'?

The Velvet Fog?

8 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

 

 

"Now?"

"On the verge of?"

Dan.  Sean.  Y'all are ADORABLE.

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2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So, ummm, WTF.

 

 

so i don't know this show or what this means.

but if it means what i think it means, then around 10pm, boebert is going to be unhinged and uncensored on msnbc?

fuck. i'm going to get so high tonight.

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Getting on TV and becoming celebrities is the main reason they are doing this it seems like.

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

so i don't know this show or what this means.

but if it means what i think it means, then around 10pm, boebert is going to be unhinged and uncensored on msnbc?

fuck. i'm going to get so high tonight.

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7 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

LOLOLOL

 

 

First of all Congresswoman, nobody likes a narc.  Don't rat out on national TV that the other side of the aisle is boozing it, laughing their asses off at you.  And never mind what's going on under that blanket on AOC's lap.  Just because she failed to press her vote last two times.  I'll be in my bunk.

Second, Ms. Cammack.  It's not right to insult a woman's size or clothing.  But you're not a woman, you're a monster.  So the next time you feel like eating enough Honduran food to feed 8 people...don't take the 8-top tablecloth and make it into a dress.  Disrespectful to the Honduras flag.  

8 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

so i don't know this show or what this means.

but if it means what i think it means, then around 10pm, boebert is going to be unhinged and uncensored on msnbc?

fuck. i'm going to get so high tonight.

My man. 

37 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

 

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So why do they just keep voting over and over if they, presumably, know they don't have the votes?  How is he surprised?  Are people saying they will flip and vote for him and then not doing it when the time comes?  

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Chris Beard is who we deserve.  

Well, there are a few women in Congress that I wouldn't mind seeing Chris strangle.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Words Ben's wife has never said to him... 

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2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So why do they just keep voting over and over if they, presumably, know they don't have the votes?  How is he surprised?  Are people saying they will flip and vote for him and then not doing it when the time comes?  

Psssst.....they don't know what they are doing.

They invited insane, shit-flinging monkeys into their house (the HFC).  The monkeys won't leave, and the rest of the party has no way to MAKE them leave.  So, they are stuck in a house with insane, shit-flinging monkeys who have no inclination to stop their insane shit-flinging, and there's no way to stop them.  In that situation, there's really nothing you CAN do.  You created this mess.  You are now stuck in it for as long as the crazy shit-flingers decide you'll be stuck in it.  Could it be another day?  Week?  Year?  It's all up to them.....who YOU gave all the power to.

The GQP is getting covered with layer upon layer of flung shit, and it is entirely of their own making.

I swear to god, if the Dems do ANYTHING to relieve the GQP of its plight, I will kick every one of them in the nuts/ovaries.

59 minutes ago, Js1 said:

We will be using the term “a McCarthy” to mean Weeks or months of being “the guy” and then you end up without the job 😂

It's rolling, baby, it's rolling!

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