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6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I will never not watch this when it is posted, despite how many times I've seen it. this should go down as a top 5 all-time internet moment, staged or not

goddamn this is fun.

Always reminds me of the in game funeral for a dead WOW player that got raided 

 

Meanwhile on Fox they are talking about how bad windmills are

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6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Who the hell schedules an out of town medical appointment their first week on a new job?

 George Santos, MD, has surgeries to perform. 

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

My company has an office in his district (south Bucks County) and his signs are all about how "independent" he is and there's never a mention of his party, so I always figured he was a Republican who was ashamed to say so.  

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Langhorne station, holla.

48 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

You need 218 if 430-ish are voting. If less vote, you need less of “a majority of the majority “ I don’t want to summon our resident math demon, so I won’t mention his name. 

But the Rules is where the basic operating procedure of  the House for the 218th Congress is established. Motions to recommit, membership of committees, subpoena rules, amendment rules, delays to read bills before floor action, blah, etc. 

The GOP Holdouts want something in writing so McCarthy can’t cut a deal with the Dems.  Because everyone knows McCarthy is a first class liar.

Seems like the nerds ~250 years ago could have written down some fucking rules and said that’s that. Lord knows we got enough antiquated bullshit permeating through the rest of the system that hasn’t changed in over two centuries. 

30 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

trump finished 5th.

top 5 speaker of the house ballot, put it on a shrine.

Great - somehow Aggie is going to claim an NC out of this

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Just here for the lulz and memes now.

 

Is your point that Keira Knightley should be Speaker?

Because I'm listening....we all should be....

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Moving this shit show to 6 January is like a chefs kiss. This collection of loathsome traitors will have to eat every reference to the January 6 insurrection that undoubtedly will mentioned.  I hope we have a moment of silence for the officers who died or committed suicide afterwards. 

I love it when dip shit old white man is so clueless that he calls a respected television journalist “little lady” on her show.  Set that GOP brand even harder with millennials. 
 

Then he dropped the “Clinton News Network” moniker when she called him out. Super classy.

It’s been funny watching the republicans, but we should all start getting a little nervous. As the Democrat on CNN is pointing out, with the HFC now in the middle of every major decision, the country will default on its debt and a shit show will ensue. These HFC people are very dumb. 

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Then he dropped the “Clinton News Network” moniker when she called him out. Super classy.

Being a piece of shit is just their brand.  He’s too stupid to realize he’s not scoring points with Fox viewers.

Just now, Gatorubet said:

Moving this shit show to 6 January is like a chefs kiss. This collection of loathsome traitors will have to eat every reference to the January 6 insurrection that undoubtedly will mentioned.  I hope we have a moment of silence for the officers who died or committed suicide afterwards. 

They're looking forward to that, though. They got away with it and if McCarthy gives them everything they want the traitors effectively control the House of Representatives. They're going to scream to the heavens about how it vindicates them and proves that January 6th was a heroic stand for Democracy.

7 minutes ago, Lurch said:


Then he dropped the “Clinton News Network” moniker when she called him out. Super classy.

You member back when somebody first did that? Clinton News Network? huhuuu. I member.

Chortle at all the Republicans voting to adjourn and all the Democrats voting not to...

Another big republican win! Batting 2 for 13. Pizza party time.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Chortle at all the Republicans voting to adjourn and all the Democrats voting not to...

Voting to go home and stop working is all the GOP can agree on 

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

You member back when somebody first did that? Clinton News Network? huhuuu. I member.

Armybrat remembers the first time they threw out the Dusky Sally dig.

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if you were negotiating with mccarthy, what would you ask for?  wrong answers only.

i would make sure that any time someone says "speaker mccarthy" they have to use air quotes when they say speaker.  and when they write it they just use regular quotes.

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2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Oh the horrors.

 

 

 

so...the dems are openly plotting to govern.  is this what you're telling me?

So, here's another GQP rep that has to get out of town this weekend:

 

 

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23 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Moving this shit show to 6 January is like a chefs kiss. This collection of loathsome traitors will have to eat every reference to the January 6 insurrection that undoubtedly will mentioned.  I hope we have a moment of silence for the officers who died or committed suicide afterwards. 

My cousin is a capitol hill cop. He was there that day. One of his buddies was killed, one of the insurrectionaries had cardiac arresy right in front of him. He still struggles with PTSD.

They should just lock the full House into the chambers and pump aerosolized micro dosed LSD in until they can come to a resolution. 

And stream the whole thing on CSPAN, of course. 

9 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

if you were negotiating with mccarthy, what would you ask for?  wrong answers only.

i would make sure that any time someone says "speaker mccarthy" they have to use air quotes when they say speaker.  and when they write it they just use regular quotes.

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All reps to be addressed as representative senator. 
 

the gavel can only be banged as the final act of an intricate pop and lock move. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

They should just lock the full House into the chambers and pump aerosolized micro dosed LSD in until they can come to a resolution. 

And stream the whole thing on CSPAN, of course. 

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10 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

so...the dems are openly plotting to govern.  is this what you're telling me?

The Dems will deal with reality while the Republicans play pretend in their fantasy world.

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

They should just lock the full House into the chambers and pump aerosolized micro dosed LSD in until they can come to a resolution. 

And stream the whole thing on CSPAN, of course. 

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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

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The ego dissolution might do a good bit a them some substantial good. 

Seriously.  Put the proceeding on PPV and we might be able to get close to a balanced budget. 

 

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I need to lay down after that.

20 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i would make sure that any time someone says "speaker mccarthy" they have to use air quotes when they say speaker.  and when they write it they just use regular quotes.

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38 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

if you were negotiating with mccarthy, what would you ask for?  wrong answers only.

i would make sure that any time someone says "speaker mccarthy" they have to use air quotes when they say speaker.  and when they write it they just use regular quotes.

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Everytime boobert says something stupid on the floor, McCarthy has to take a lap around the washington mall on this badboy

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1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Who the hell schedules an out of town medical appointment their first week on a new job?

Maybe a guy with a moderately serious medical issue.

10 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Everytime boobert says something stupid on the floor, McCarthy has to take a lap around the washington mall on this badboy

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My God, we’ve invented perpetual motion!!

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17 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Maybe a guy with a moderately serious medical issue.

you just described the majority of the republican caucus.

37 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 

Gtfo with this bullshit.

he didn’t say shit while he was in FC and now he is playing the Republican rewriting history 

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, here's another GQP rep that has to get out of town this weekend:

 

 

Houston Surly meet up in Conroe on Saturday?

24 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Maybe a guy with a moderately serious medical issue.

Yeah, medical issues don't necessarily follow the schedule you want. And as a general principle, health is more important than any job.

6 hours ago, HornPhD said:

Chick Hearn? 

No harm, no foul.

10 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

Gtfo with this bullshit.

he didn’t say shit while he was in FC and now he is playing the Republican rewriting history 

It is ok if you don't pay attention. 

3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

jonah ryan for speaker. 

 

Is this the Chad Kruger guy who went to the LA city council and said how much he likes to party?

20 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

Gtfo with this bullshit.

he didn’t say shit while he was in FC and now he is playing the Republican rewriting history 

Amash has always been on about this. The only thing I have been disappointed in him about has been going soft on the insurrection and saying some weirdly partisan things for a guy who was always about the principles and freaking left the Republican party. 

Frankly if the Democrats wanted to maximize their chances of getting anything done this term they might want to take Amash up on it. He would allow them to amend bills and introduce legislation like in a state lege. 

It would be total madness and chaos though. 

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

They should just lock the full House into the chambers and pump aerosolized micro dosed LSD in until they can come to a resolution. 

And stream the whole thing on CSPAN, of course. 

"Ladies and gentlemen of the United States House of Representatives, it is my distinct honor to announce Speaker Trey Anastasio!"  

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