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Just now, hayden_horn said:

lol matt gaetz not voting yet. such a fucking grandstanding son of a bitch

This.  It’s so fucking transparent and stupid.  Fuck that guy. 

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Why are they all up past their bed time? 

If Gaetz, Gosar, and Rosendale shiv McCarthy here (although I doubt they do), and the concessions are as bad as we believe, do moderates make a last ditch effort?  

fuck. i was today years old when tom hanks turned into walter matthieu

 

6 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

If Gaetz, Gosar, and Rosendale shiv McCarthy here (although I doubt they do), and the concessions are as bad as we believe, do moderates make a last ditch effort?  

There are no moderates Rs, they are all far gone and replaced by loons  

rosendale goes gibbs hahahahaha now it's all on the shoulders of one matt gaetz

How many teenage girls will McCarthy have to pledge to Gaetz to get his vote?

goddammit i am glued to this shit on a friday night grouching on the internet maybe I'm walter fucking matthieu

gaetz under intense pressure now from mchenry. this is riveting. 

They are offering Gaetz weekly hookers and blow parties and saying he can stream porn on his phone in the chamber. 

Hahahah, fuck you McCarthy...Claw that leopard off your face, you miserable dumbfuck

Gaetz about to be on the dengue fever subcommittee of American Samoa.   Could not happen to a nicer guy.

Gaetz probably didn't even know present wouldn't get it done.  LOL

mccarthy walks up to matt gaetz in a show to convince boebert and gaetz. lol. this is all so carefully orchestrated

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

Get those knee pads out, Kevin.

his knees are plenty calloused from those trips to Palm Beach. 

mccarthy is furious. hahahahahaha holy shit that has to be a gut punch of all time

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

This is fucking great. 

Democracy!!!

🤪🤪🤪

fwiw, the prediction markets are moving in real time with this shit.  

who did Boebert just blow off? 

Lol Boebert and Gaetz are so fucking mouth-breather stupid that they fucked the whole thing up and had no clue that they did. Riveting television. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

fwiw, the prediction markets are moving in real time with this shit.  

goddamn whats that 10 cents up to now?

9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

lip readers?

One thing I clearly saw Gaetz tell McCarthy was “I warned you.”

Days from now, they're gonna claim this was all crafted for a reason.  And 35% of America will believe it.  

And that reason?  You guessed it.  

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Lol Boebert and Gaetz are so fucking mouth-breather stupid that they fucked the whole thing up and had no clue that they did. Riveting television. 

i think they knew exactly what they were doing

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

who did Boebert just blow?

Not sure 

Edited by Grade of D as in David
But she just fucked McCarthy

God damn after that unfunny shitstain gave that whole speech to kick this vote off... ahhhahahahahaha.  It's beautiful!

 

edit: I used to be thoroughly entertained by watching fist/slap fights on the floor of third world countries' chambers.  Who knew we would be SO close right here in 'Merica?

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Just now, hayden_horn said:

mccarthy is furious. hahahahahaha holy shit that has to be a gut punch of all time

“Young man I have not been spreading my cheeks all week……wait, I have.  But I’m not spreading them for you…..other than a couple minutes ago.”

I don’t normally watch this shit, are they hanging out while someone gets socks and quarters?

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

OH Fuck and he ordered Five Guys catering for tonight! haahahaha

southpark-poop.gif

 

and some alabama hick had to be restrained from going after gaetz when mccarthy walked away lolol

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