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#2055

Crane changed his vote from Biggs to Present. Kornacki says that if everything else stays the same then McCarthy will win the Speakership on this vote.

#2063
5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Wtf Hudson?  The one thing most of those in attendance agreed on was Gaetz needed his ass kicked.  What are you doing?!

#2064
3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Is it possible that MAGA representatives are all being bought by the Russians?

 

I see a tense issue. 

#2066

this shit doesn't seem funny to me given what's on deck. not even remotely.

#2067

And now, we get the rules:

All legislation must include a declaration that the 2020 election was stolen, January 6th was a nothing but also it was antifa, and Putin rules.
All legislation must include a provision for investigating Hunter’s laptop.
The House will immediately pass a constitutional amendment making it legal for weird Florida dudes to bang underage chicks.
No member can speak without smearing shit all over themselves.
And then they get REALLY nuts…

#2069
Just now, Brisketexan said:

And now, we get the rules:

The House will immediately pass a constitutional amendment making it legal for weird Florida dudes to bang underage chicks.
 

Alan Dershowitz is moving to Florida?

#2070
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And now, we get the rules:

All legislation must include a declaration that the 2020 election was stolen, January 6th was a nothing but also it was antifa, and Putin rules.
All legislation must include a provision for investigating Hunter’s laptop.
The House will immediately pass a constitutional amendment making it legal for weird Florida dudes to bang underage chicks.
No member can speak without smearing shit all over themselves.
And then they get REALLY nuts…

Matt Gaetz to chair every committee

All members required to wear neckwear from the Donald Trump Collection

 No vote on debt ceiling until after Zelenskyy’s head appears on a spike in Red Square

#2071

Is the 118th Congress finally going to break the GQPs chokehold on white men with college degrees?  We know that the US will either default on its debt or will require a bottom of the 9th rally lead by Democrats or executive action by Biden to save the world's economy.

Voting to preserve White Privilege matters when there is wealth and lifestyle to preserve.  But these fascists are clearly showing they don't give a fuck about anything but grifting campaign funds and being reality TV stars and will happily bring down American democracy if it means they get theirs.

How the fuck can anyone with a college degree vote R in 2024 anywhere on the ballot?  This is insane.

#2074
Just now, Old Freak Nasty said:

Is the 118th Congress finally going to break the GQPs chokehold on white men with college degrees?  We know that the US will either default on its debt or will require a bottom of the 9th rally lead by Democrats or executive action by Biden to save the world's economy.

Voting to preserve White Privilege matters when there is wealth and lifestyle to preserve.  But these fascists are clearly showing they don't give a fuck about anything but grifting campaign funds and being reality TV stars and will happily bring down American democracy if it means they get theirs.

How the fuck can anyone with a college degree vote R in 2024 anywhere on the ballot?  This is insane.

Yet sadly some will. What a shit show this has been. 

#2079
7 minutes ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

Is the 118th Congress finally going to break the GQPs chokehold on white men with college degrees?  We know that the US will either default on its debt or will require a bottom of the 9th rally lead by Democrats or executive action by Biden to save the world's economy.

Voting to preserve White Privilege matters when there is wealth and lifestyle to preserve.  But these fascists are clearly showing they don't give a fuck about anything but grifting campaign funds and being reality TV stars and will happily bring down American democracy if it means they get theirs.

How the fuck can anyone with a college degree vote R in 2024 anywhere on the ballot?  This is insane.

Even aggy counts as a college, dude

#2080
5 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

"THERE WILL BE HELL TOUPEE!" (stolen)

 

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Is he trying to do that Steven Seagal neck-breaking move from 1989?

#2083
5 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

awkward time filling on CNN ... they kinda rolled with it  

 

well it was awkward but in a dumb funny way because those two are married.

#2084

The background audio on MSBNC tonight has been amazing. So many hot mics. 
 

Latest one:

“who’s that suck up with the black hair and orange tie next to McCarthy?”

#2086

Fuck. I was hoping they would extend the dysfunction for another week. I Wonder just how much McCarthy had to give away to get the crazies to finally support him?

#2088
Fuck. I was hoping they would extend the dysfunction for another week. I Wonder just how much McCarthy had to give away to get the crazies to finally support him?

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#2089

Who among us after four days of full stupidity and corruption on display, with aching bellies of laughter, wouldn’t sneak off to the break room for a nibble of love newton, Elaine?

#2094
1 minute ago, Pancho said:

He still didn’t get to 218. Just wait until something big comes up for a vote.

Do the rules need 218 to pass?

#2096

Nope, just more yea than ney.  You can hypothetically pass a bill 1-0.  Members miss votes all the time.  Though I’m guessing all 434 show up

for this one 

#2097
56 minutes ago, naija said:

this shit doesn't seem funny to me given what's on deck. not even remotely.

Agree. It is only a warning of bullshit to come.

Next week is going to be an embarrassing shitshow.

#2098

So what are the chances McCarthy doesn't hold up his end of these bargains he made?  Is there anything the HFC could do if he decides to change his mind on some committee nominees?

#2099

They’re gonna stick it to the libs by presiding over the first debt default in American history. 

#2100
1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

So what are the chances McCarthy doesn't hold up his end of these bargains he made?  Is there anything the HFC could do if he decides to change his mind on some committee nominees?

Some, or all of the bargains?  Didn't he agree that any member of the house can call for a motion to vacate the speaker's chair?  Very little effort needed to make his life miserable if he doesn't follow through on everything like committee nominees.

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