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1 minute ago, locodos said:

The best thing would be for the GOP to finally break up into it smaller more ideologically driven parties.

  • Nazi/xenophobe/fascists
  • Christian Nationalists (aka american taliban)
  • End Stage Capitalists 

Have those parties compete on their own merits for a chance to govern.   GQP is only still a thing because each of those groups have no better alternative.  So we are seeing them fight for their own twisted take on rotting corpse of Reagan/Nixon

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15 minutes ago, bernorange said:

I'm watching the debate before the vote in the background and I'm fairly surprised to hear a lot of folks sounding thoughtful and rational.

Turn off SAP, that's probably your problem

Holy shit, the Republicans in the House are really fucking dumb.  I mean, come the fuck on.  The greatest Speaker in Modern History.  LO fucking L.

Fuck--I'm trying to watch a baseball game and prep two witnesses for deposition.  I can't keep up with this third thing.

Can someone tell me when they're voting on the MTV?

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9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

King of the Libertarians thinks the GOP is being rational and making good points. NO WAY

To be fair, I had extremely low expectations.  I didn't say eveyone speaking met my low bar.  There are some that did though. 

6 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

"They endorsed replacing the Dollar with Dogecoin and said that will neuter the Jews! Very thoughtful!" 

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Fuck--I'm trying to watch a baseball game and prep two witnesses for deposition.  I can't keep up with this third thing.
Can someone tell me when they're voting on the MTV?

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1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

Fuck--I'm trying to watch a baseball game and prep two witnesses for deposition.  I can't keep up with this third thing.

Can someone tell me when they're voting on the MTV?

 

EDIT:  Like minds, Lurch.

 

 

Any moment now.

 

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Just now, Red Five said:

Drink every time you hear the word "border". 

Alas, I am trying to work.

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

Fuck--I'm trying to watch a baseball game and prep two witnesses for deposition.  I can't keep up with this third thing.

Can someone tell me when they're voting on the MTV?

I am listening as I am working on some trial balances.  LOLOLOL.  It is making me fucking laugh.  

Well this shit is fun to watch. GOP eating itself live on TV for all to see. They cant even agree on the most common success criteria. 

 

Just now, SmokeyTheBear said:

Well this shit is fun to watch. GOP eating itself live on TV for all to see. They cant even agree on the most common success criteria. 

 

I presume that success is measured in some combination of brown people beaten senseless, Fox News appearances by members of Congress, and dollars grifted from rubes.  I'm right, aren't I?

Fuck--I'm trying to watch a baseball game and prep two witnesses for deposition.  I can't keep up with this third thing.
Can someone tell me when they're voting on the MTV?

Voice voting now @Ghost of LL
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I presume that success is measured in some combination of brown people beaten senseless, Fox News appearances by members of Congress, and dollars grifted from rubes.  I'm right, aren't I?

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Who had input on the super secret list of those eligible to take the post?

McCarthy must have given her a good finger blast in the ladies room.

23 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

this guy looks like the flustered maitre d' in a romcom

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2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

McCarthy must have given her a good finger blast in the ladies room.

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Buck is a yes.  He done.  

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3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

McCarthy must have given her a good finger blast in the ladies room.

slapped down a pair of tickets to Little House of Horrors on Broadway and gave her a wink

Just now, Js1 said:

Buck is a yes.  He done.  

I mean, until he's not.  This is a repeat of January.  McCarthy has too many supporters.

could the negotiations be starting?

 

5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

McCarthy must have given her a good finger blast in the ladies room.

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Just now, The Dog said:

could the negotiations be starting?

 

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Any democrats vote no yet pretending to be "centrist" to save this asshat?

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

McCarthy must have given her a good finger blast in the ladies room.

 

2 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

slapped down a pair of tickets to Little House of Horrors on Broadway and gave her a wink

You two have it backwards. She walked him down to the ladies room and gave him a good pegging. Hence the "for now." He's probably do up again in an hour. 

“There’s two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump,” McCarthy (R-Calif.) said, according to a recording on June 15, 2016”

 

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Donalds votes "nay."  

Anyone keeping track of the potential MAGAT crew votes and any Democrats voting nay?

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2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

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1.) This is mildly terrifiyng.

2.) Listen, Salt & Vinegar chips are my jam. So are Salt & Vinegar almonds. Pretty much anything. But the idea of some kind of salt & vinegar...sauce? I mean, fuck and no. That is revolting, espesically if it has a cream consistenty. But even just dipping something into a cup of plain vinegar? No thanks. 

It's interesting that the most focused, intelligent and ethical congresspeople are Dem women.  Maybe more women?

Regardless of the ultimate outcome, McCarthy has been an interesting TV series.  I was glued to the TV laughing my ass off during the 15 rounds of voting.

3 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Donalds votes "nay."  

Anyone keeping track of the potential MAGAT crew votes and any Democrats voting nay?

6 so far, he's done.

Biggs, Buck, Burchett, Crane, Gaetz, Good

Wait, didn't Trump and MAGA nation teach us that the U.S. Speaker of the House is responsible for Capitol security on any given day?  


What if there was no speaker?  What if McCarthy and his allies became the hunted as directed by Greene, Gaetz, and all the other true patriots?  Nobody would be there to call in police with no stand-in Speaker?  What if the wrong people got would up the right way?  

Sheila voted yea?

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Yeah, he gone.

 

SAY THE LINE DAVE

So if he’s removed they still need to figure out a replacement, right?  Is there some candidate for this that we think is an improvement and that can win?

Maliotakis - "no way!"

Mace - hell, i already forgot.

The best part is they have the Bad Lipreading roll call lady.  Twitter gonna be lit!

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