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3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Not a fucking chance- the speaker has real work to do: calling votes, setting policy agenda. Trump doesn’t want to do an actual job

Trump doesn’t fucking know how. 

4 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Not a fucking chance- the speaker has real work to do: calling votes, setting policy agenda. Trump doesn’t want to do an actual job

Yeah, if somebody tells him "you have to do this, this, this, and this", he'll be like "no I don't, we're going to do this, I'm going to hold a rally and take a week off, and then we're going to do this.  And I'm going to defund everybody I don't like or that's investigating me."

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Well, the whole point of the whore game is silence.

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Trump doesn’t fucking know how. 

So...Walt Nauta for Speaker?

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

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I like how they're blaming the Dems.  If you want something from them, offer them something they want.  That's how this works.

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, if somebody tells him "you have to do this, this, this, and this", he'll be like "no I don't, we're going to do this, I'm going to hold a rally and take a week off, and then we're going to do this.  And I'm going to defund everybody I don't like or that's investigating me."

Toss in 4 hours on the shitter and 8 hours of executive time. And yeah that's pretty much it

9 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Really cool of Apple to issue a MTG-edition iPhone.  One full-size camera lens for each of her toes.  

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59 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Do we have resident MAGATS?  I feel like there’s just a one or two with 20 different handles.  

oh we have plenty, they're just scared of the CR.

11 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Toss in 4 hours on the shitter and 8 hours of executive time. And yeah that's pretty much it

don't forget golf at least every other day

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15 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Toss in 4 hours on the shitter and 8 hours of executive time. And yeah that's pretty much it

Wait, you can see my outlook calendar?

3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

don't forget golf at least every other day

Oh Jesus the cart tire tracks on the greens at congressional. 

Prayers for their greens keeper.

What is McCarthy blabbering about in his failure speech 

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9 minutes ago, mchookem said:

oh we have plenty, they're just scared of the CR.

“It’s a mean place, where they ask you to explain/ defend your position! That’s why I don’t go there. Anyways what’s wrong with the weather is all the stupid libs!” —DT poster

I'm high as shit, but what's in his left hand. I'm getting some Budd Dwyer vibes.

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Just now, Dbeasy said:

What is McCarthy blabbering about in his failure speech 

That Trump will be made speaker.  Trump will use his loyalist insiders within Secret Service to have Biden and Harris taken out.  He is then installed as per line of succession within the next 6 months.  He pardons himself but doesn't run again in 2024 after all.  Runs off into the sunset with bags of cash.  Because McCarthy has the ineptitude and political mastery of a Three's Company episode.  

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Jessica Tarlov is pretty good at her job but her truthful takes always get drowned out by the stupid loud dipshits on FOX

 

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3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

What is McCarthy blabbering about in his failure speech 

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25 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I like how they're blaming the Dems.  If you want something from them, offer them something they want.  That's how this works.

Yep it’s Pelosi and the Dems’ fault that McCarthy was forced to make a deal with the Gaetz caucus, knowing full well the MTV was going to happen. 

Oh shit, McCarthy hammering the Hitler/Putin comparison.

 

And there it is, it's bidens fault Putin invaded in 2022

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11 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

What is McCarthy blabbering about in his failure speech 

 

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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14 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Oh shit, McCarthy hammering the Hitler/Putin comparison.

 

And there it is, it's bidens fault Putin invaded in 2022

Yep, could see that coming a mile away. Funny how Putin’s meddling in the election and his support for Trump or McCarthy’s own suspicion that Trump was on Putin’s payroll never came up. I had to turn him off. I don’t have time for his bullshit. 

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Does he have a third testicle we don’t know about?

Not unless he borrows one from marj. 

58 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Not a fucking chance- the speaker has real work to do: calling votes, setting policy agenda. Trump doesn’t want to do an actual job

He’ll appoint Ivanka as “Acting” Speaker and they’ll go along with it. 

They have no interest in governing. Their dear leader has turned it into a reality show for the base and ratings is all that matters.

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2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

I feel like she could have done better than Dwayne Wade. 
 

 

 


Meaning me, Bozo Casanova. She could have had a monogamous relationship or affair with me. How many posts does Dwayne Wade have on hornfans/shaggy/surly? None. Zero. Too busy flopping. 

42 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I'm high as shit, but what's in his left hand. I'm getting some Budd Dwyer vibes.

He doesn’t have it in him to do that 

Deleting my "Captcha Speaker" tweet.  Looks like we already have one.

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53 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Oh Jesus the cart tire tracks on the greens at congressional. 

Prayers for their greens keeper.

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They hate Nancy because she was such an effective Speaker. I guess seeing what a colossal failure McCarthy was has ratcheted up their petty vindictiveness.

Fucking childish assholes, the lot of them. 

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5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Regarding the second one, the “blame the D’s” argument only makes sense if you’re one of those mindless fools who’s bucking for a “more moderate” GOP. The GOP has been crazy for decades. Better they be full-on-display crazy rather than all that make believe horseshit they were spewing from 1981-c. 2008 to make them look like the cool calm and considerate types they’ve always pretended to be. We don’t need a more tempered GOP; we need the GOP to die.

 

What a twat waffle. That piece of shit fucked around and found out. Go be even more irrelevant, Kevin.
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5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

But the idea of some kind of salt & vinegar...sauce?

Not much of a fish and chips man?

48 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

They have no interest in governing. Their dear leader has turned it into a reality show for the base and ratings is all that matters.

Nancy should know better than to bring up how well she treated ex-Speaker Dennis Hastert (who is now a convicted pedophile) just to make her point about how fucked up they’re treating her.

This is the type of shit Qs love to use when creating fairytales about Dems being a bunch of fucking pedophiles. “Well Nancy gave Dennis the good office so he could diddle kids privately, and his office was well known as the gathering spot for all the liberal Democrat pedophiles to worship Satan in between House votes…” I can hear it now being twisted to blame the Dems again. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Yep it’s Pelosi and the Dems’ fault that McCarthy was forced to make a deal with the Gaetz caucus, knowing full well the MTV was going to happen. 

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Bow tie Speaker Pro Tem is hella mad. First, the gavel. Now this:

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52 min ago

Pelosi says interim speaker McHenry has ordered her to vacate her office in the Capitol building

From CNN's Haley Talbot and Dana Bash

Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said interim speaker, GOP Rep. Patrick McHenry, has ordered her to vacate her office in the Capitol building.

She maintains her regular office in the Cannon House building.

CNN viewed an email that was sent just after 6 p.m. ET from McHenry’s office to Pelosi’s office: 

“Going to reassign h-132 for speaker office use. Please vacate the space tomorrow.”

"Sadly, because I am in California to mourn the loss of and pay tribute to my dear friend Dianne Feinstein, I am unable to retrieve my belongings at this time,” Pelosi said in a statement, referring to the California senatorwho died last week. 

She added: 

“This eviction is a sharp departure from tradition. As Speaker, I gave former Speaker Hastert a significantly larger suite of offices for as long as he wished,” she said. “Office space doesn’t matter to me, but it seems to be important to them. Now that the new Republican Leadership has settled this important matter, let’s hope they get to work on what’s truly important for the American people.”

CNN has reached out to McHenry.

Shit, sorry. Info already posted.

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