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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

JFC- 

 

Jim Jordan and Steve Scalise fucking suck. Stop the presses. 

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I heard on NPR tonight that, believe it or not, Kevin McCarthy might be back in the mix because they won't be able to agree on anybody else. What a clusterfuck. 

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

this america.

No, they can’t throw him out because they don’t want their majority to drop by even one vote, let alone the likely democrat vote that would win the special election. 
 

that there’s no speaker to turn the gears at present is inconsequential. 

What the fuck is she talking about?  (BTW, would.)  We have serious issues going on in the world and we have House members playing dress up about something completely irrelevant.

 

7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I heard on NPR tonight that, believe it or not, Kevin McCarthy might be back in the mix because they won't be able to agree on anybody else. What a clusterfuck. 

Hopefully he’s learned his lesson - Sen. Susan Collins

What a busty buffoon.  Such courage shown from this  curvaceous clown.

These cunts still haven't picked some asshole yet? 

2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

What the fuck is she talking about?  (BTW, would.)  We have serious issues going on in the world and we have House members playing dress up about something completely irrelevant.

35 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

What a busty buffoon.  Such courage shown from this  curvaceous clown.

When they accused the Dems of being snowflakes all those years, well, just like always with the GOP, every accusation is a confession.

Where are we on the search for a speaker? Is there an anticipated day of a vote or are they still hashing things out behind the scenes?

House GOP are holding a closed door meeting today to try and figure things out.

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9 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I heard on NPR tonight that, believe it or not, Kevin McCarthy might be back in the mix because they won't be able to agree on anybody else. What a clusterfuck. 

Where did that lead you? Back to me.

McCarthy has backed off of that and told them to vote for someone else. Not sure if it was Scalise or just "not me". 

 

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I bet the situation in Israel has lit a fire under their asses. Now is when they need to me making political hay.

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(Note: Democrats have no incentive to make a deal and will let the GOP burn until they get their act together.)

1 hour ago, locodos said:

I bet the situation in Israel has lit a fire under their asses. Now is when they need to me making political hay.

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16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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You can’t be a modern day Republican without absolute fealty to Israel. It’s the only ally that matters to the GOP. They can’t pass an aid package without a Speaker. 

The speaker drama is taking away from their ability to grandstand on the House floor about how Biden hates Israel anbd cares more about Ukrainian Nazis and the the Democratic Party are all anti-Semitic.

The real war they crave (religious war against Muslims) is brewing and they need focusness, to quote Bill

18 minutes ago, Js1 said:

You can’t be a modern day Republican without absolute fealty to Israel.

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"No no, we hate Jews, but not Israelis" - GOP

Look, I'm not saying they're smart.  And I sure as hell will say they are hypocritical and lack awareness.  But the mainstream GOP, including elected officials, will always show fealty to Israel over all others. 

And we know why.  It's been documented many many times.

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

"No no, we hate Jews, but not Israelis" - GOP

Like so many other things about the GOP.

 

 

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Despite all of the hatred for Liz Chaney, I’d laugh my ass off if she somehow got it, just to see Trump’s tantrum. It will never happen, but it would be an awesome spectacle. 

34 minutes ago, Js1 said:

You can’t be a modern day Republican without absolute fealty to Israel. It’s the only ally that matters to the GOP. They can’t pass an aid package without a Speaker. 

The speaker drama is taking away from their ability to grandstand on the House floor about how Biden hates Israel anbd cares more about Ukrainian Nazis and the the Democratic Party are all anti-Semitic.

The real war they crave (religious war against Muslims) is brewing and they need focusness, to quote Bill

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

Half right.

The rule change did not pass. But it does appear Scalise has consolidate support to win in the first couple ballots.

Better than Jordan, but still...  Scalise isn't terrible on Ukraine, he has a .500 record on his votes for aid packages (3-3) and voted in favor of the recent $300 million package. His congressional report card on Ukraine is a B, which is better than Jordan's F

40 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Charlottesville's white supremacists are being targeted by a law that took  down the KKK

These guys and Bibi Netanyahu want the same guy to be president of the United States. What a strange world we're living in.

27 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Better than Jordan, but still...  Scalise isn't terrible on Ukraine, he has a .500 record on his votes for aid packages (3-3) and voted in favor of the recent $300 million package. His congressional report card on Ukraine is a B, which is better than Jordan's F

 

For now.

 

 

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LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

ETA the tally:

Scalise 113 votes

Jordan 99 votes (Trump's boy loses again)

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I just wish that there were enough smart Republicans in the house, that they could elect a smart Republican Speaker...

Can't wait to see the actual House vote.  

7 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

"David Duke without the baggage"

So...an empty suit?

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when the lede is "they ditched the rule that said he needed 217 in the gop vote" then you just know hilarity will ensue.

9 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

"David Duke without the baggage"

So, Daisy Duke?  Cool, cool.

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3 hours ago, The Dog said:

McCarthy has backed off of that and told them to vote for someone else. Not sure if it was Scalise or just "not me". 

If the GOP cannot get close with any candidate, then I could see McCarthy brought back as a compromise candidate. 

5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

It's very interesting that the minority in the GOP believe they are the true republicans. Must be interesting to see the GOP go at each other because they've sharpened their teeth on Dem attacks so they know how to go after someone or press their buttons.

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

WHEEE!

 

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I hope it's another clusterfuck but I'm not sure it will be.

6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

but of course:

 

Vote Jordan and it’s handies for everyone!!

so either way we get an election denier as the leader.  awesome.  should be a great time.

1 minute ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

so either way we get an election denier as the leader.  awesome.  should be a great time.

It’s the GOP, of course we do. That’s who they are 

So any bets on first item of business once a new speaker is seated? CR to fund government? Israel support bill? Biden Impeachment? I'm gonna go with Biden impeachment. 

44 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

I was waiting with bated breath to see what the GQP Minister of Information's take on this whole thing would be. Dear Leader's choice didn't come out on top so of course the alternative is a RINO/Cuck/Libtard.

Jordan is going to nominate Scalise to try to mend fences.

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