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4 minutes ago, Bookman said:

LOL why I have never seen this? Sunday is day zero!

It's amazing, and if you think about it, explains so much. We all have our own TheJosh to deal with. Laws and other rules are made to deal with, and sometimes by TheJosh. Wars are fought over misunderstandings of TheJosh proportions. I sometimes think TheJosh may now be the Lt. Governor of Texas.

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19 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

You know what would help Americans drowning in debt? Forgiving some of their student loans. But this intellectual giant has a better idea...

This is a dumb idea

The mental (or lack there of) gymnastics needed to be a ‘fiscal conservative’ astounds me.

 

33 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Never seen that, glorious

yeah that was awesome.

my favorites were 'You don't start counting on sunday, it hasn't been a day yet' and 'You don't count what day it is when counting days, I just explained that.'

strong rocko vibes there.

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It’s math dudes.

Republicans does not equal to maga. Maga is a subset of republicans. So just because someone votes Republican does not necessary mean maga.

You can say the whole Republican Party is maga but it’s not. Approximately .00234543 % of the Republican Party is not maga. 
 


 

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

To be fair, he is on west coast time.

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm sorry, tweets arrive two hours later in California and also force people to immediately jump to the end of the thread and post old news without being allowed to read the entire thread? Tell me how that works, exactly, becuase I didn't realize The Internet was tape delayed in certain areas. 

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

This.  Just because someone is a "single issue" voter, doesn't mean they get to not be a magat.  If they vote for a magat candidate (read: any R), they are a magat.  Whether they want to be or not.  They made the choice.

I think what jimmy fails to understand is that if you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Phantom fears ftw

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

No, I'm not saying that at all.  I am merely speaking about their motivations.  Of course they are "responsible" for the consequences of their vote, as is anyone who votes.

Then it sounds like we agree.  That was the source of my confusion.

1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

But they only care about one issue. If there is one candidate that supports their issue and the other doesn't, they are going to vote for the candidate that supports the only issue they really care about. 

Of course, just don't let them pretend they aren't as much of the problem as the MAGA folks, because they all voted for this shit.

10 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

Of course, it didn't help that Trump came out today and said he was simply too sick to take on the job.

 

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Trump, who has already been stirring the pot on the speaker's race, suggested that Scalise, who is currently battling a treatable form of blood cancer, may be too sick to serve.

While saying he liked Scalise personally, Trump told Fox News Radio in an interview that broadcasted Thursday that "Steve is a man that is in serious trouble from the standpoint of his cancer. I mean, he's got to get better for himself. I'm not talking about even country now. I'm saying got to get better. And this is tremendous stress."

 

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So does that mean Jordan gets it? That would be horrific. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

So does that mean Jordan gets it?

Nope, not a chance.  They need to come up with another patsy or bring McCarthy back.  The Jeffries talk is cute but not going to happen, at least not anytime soon. 

9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Of course, it didn't help that Trump came out today and said he was simply too sick to take on the job.

 

 


scalise was literally a trump lap dog, and trump stabbed him in the back 

3 hours ago, The Dog said:

the vast majority of people are "low information" voters who only vote for their tribe and that support is based on only a few issues and for some only one. they don't fully understand the consequences of their decisions only that they are getting what they want. 

think how misinformed the "average voter" is and remember that half of them are less informed than that.

Now consider the GOP is full of supporters that are of the less-informed type. There you go.

Yep, I've shocked so many MAGA types I know with actual information about this or that issue or politician and they clearly had given it no thought, or had no idea what was happening.  They have a few issues and some personalities they like and that's the extent of it.

Hell, just asking them "if Trump wants to make America great again, then when do you think America stopped being great?" confuses the fuck out of some of them.

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3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Oh they’ve figured it out. These MAGATs don’t want to govern. They want to bloviate on camera, obstruct as the minority and fundraise off Dem majorities bc it sells more outrage

Being in charge means you’re accountable and people won’t like your decisions 

Fundraising is so much easier when they are in the minority, and Fox News and the other right-wing channels love it as well because angry people tune in to get more angry.

We all really need to start pushing the conspiracy theory that Soros is funding the Republican civil war.

 

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Fundraising is so much easier when they are in the minority, and Fox News and the other right-wing channels love it as well because angry people tune in to get more angry.

We all really need to start pushing the conspiracy theory that Soros is funding the Republican civil war.

 

So they’ll donate more to stop them?

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20 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

"people say we don't have a plan because we don't have a plan, but what they don't realize is that our plan was to not have a plan so our plan is actually going to plan."

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He gave it his best shot.  

2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I'm just glad Mitch is alive to see the party he's cultivated for so many years blow up after he kissed the Dotard ring.

Kissing Dotard's "Ring"......     rrrrrgggggg  I can't get this image out of my head.

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3 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I'm just glad Mitch is alive to see the party he's cultivated for so many years blow up after he kissed the Dotard ring.

Mitch isn’t alive, he’s just not all the way dead yet. 

6 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I'm just glad Mitch is alive to see the party he's cultivated for so many years blow up after he kissed the Dotard ring.

Mitch got his judges and tax cuts.  Say what you will about his methods but the guy has been among the most competent republicans in office.  

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11 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Mitch got his judges and tax cuts.  Say what you will about his methods but the guy has been among the most competent republicans in office.  

Got the trains to run on time

Mitch isn’t alive, he’s just not all the way dead yet. 
He's nearly dead? Keep him away from people that like MLT sandwiches.
1 minute ago, Upgrayedd said:

Got the trains to run on time

He sold this country out way before Trump and the tea party came to town.   

1 minute ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Wait. That fat kid who had his own MTV show is a rep now?

He rocks peas on his head don’t call him a p-head

6 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Wait. That fat kid who had his own MTV show is a rep now?

I remember when MTV had videos.

I have no idea what you're talking about. Because old.

 

 

Mitch isn’t alive, he’s just not all the way dead yet. 

So, only mostly dead.

I am increasingly convinced that Hakeem Jeffries is the next Speaker.

Problematically, he won’t be elected until January.

13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Completely in the realm of possibility Jordan is intentionally sabotaging his own chances of ascending to a position where there's no one above him to blame. 

16 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I am increasingly convinced that Hakeem Jeffries is the next Speaker.

Problematically, he won’t be elected until January.

Let's say this happens.  Aside from being massively embarrassing for the Rs, what would this actually do?  

36 minutes ago, Woland said:


So, only mostly dead.

Inconceivable!

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