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25 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Yeah, he's never getting to 217.

 

15 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He ain’t gonna be Speaker

I heard the same thing about Trump winning the presidency every step of the way, from Iowa to election day. We know what happened then. This country's politics are totally fucked up and anything is possible. 

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9 minutes ago, Satchel said:

You’re probably right, but that rotten tooth bastard is chomping at the bit to become Speaker.

I wonder if they'd make him wear a jacket.

1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

I wonder if they'd make him wear a jacket.

 

Yes, but even that too will require compramise

 

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21 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

If these fucks are too scared to vote for him behind closed doors, why does he think the result would be different and they would change their votes when they are publicly on the record on the House floor? What am I not understaning here. 

24 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

The repeated updates of this clown show is a very welcome respite from the Israel thread.  

This is me being self-aware. 

In the test floor vote, 55 members voted against Jordan. They just can’t govern.

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Gym Jordan is such an unlikeable twat that even the Republicans don’t like him.

9 minutes ago, Satchel said:

In the test floor vote, 55 members voted against Jordan. They just can’t govern.

DOA

 

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Lulz, he "gained ground" because his opponent dropped out.

So this is how America dies. Not with bombs and boots on American soil but with poorly trained chimps thumbing each other's asses in Congress after a completely brain dead and delusional American population elects them. 

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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7 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

So this is how America dies. Not with bombs and boots on American soil but with poorly trained chimps thumbing each other's asses in Congress after a completely brain dead and delusional American population elects them. 

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8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 


 

Shut the fuck up, Dave. Trump’s numbers are infinitely worse 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Shut the fuck up, Dave. Trump’s numbers are infinitely worse 

Are they? Give it up, I could use a dose of good news. 

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4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Are they? Give it up, I could use a dose of good news. 

I like Wasserman but that definitely classifies as a "hot take" for clicks.

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

I like Wasserman but that definitely classifies as a "hot take" for clicks.

Yeah, I mean I'm pretty much ascribing to @henrygandorf's philosophy on this election out of sheer mental desperation. 

That Dave Wasserman is a fucking idiot?

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the only relevant polling is in 6 states.  biden's numbers don't matter.

trump will always get attention.  he's using the attention he's getting now to (checks notes) praise hamas and discuss stolen elections.  i mean, the guy's got good hooks.

9 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

It tells me there is yet another reason why gerrymandering sucks ass.

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8 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

It tells me there is yet another reason why gerrymandering sucks ass.

yep.  it's gonna take decades to unfuck some of those district maps.

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

yep.  it's gonna take decades to unfuck some of those district maps.

It wouldn't if state legislatures could agree that its bad for everyone, just looking at what's going on.

HAHHAHAHAHHAhaHA!!!

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9 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

It wouldn't if state legislatures could agree that its bad for everyone, just looking at what's going on.

HAHHAHAHAHHAhaHA!!!

it's bullshit incumbent insurance.

the decades will be spent unfucking state supreme courts and state leg.

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this may scare the gop from ever wanting to be in the majority again.

20 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

this may scare the gop from ever wanting to be in the majority again.

Honestly it's their best position. Allow the Democrats to do the hard work of running the country and they can just sit back and bitch publicly about things that trigger the religious right idiots while holding their palms out to them. 

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

It tells me that I very much want Gym Jordan to become Speaker.

Americans are simply too stupid self governance, can we apply to be a British colony maybe bring back the monarchy?

Americans are simply too stupid self governance, can we apply to be a British colony maybe bring back the monarchy?
Brexit says hello govnah. Pip Pip.

So Mike Johnson is my Congressman.  He came to office in 2016 and wasn’t all in right away with Trumpism but he came around when Fox News started giving him more air time.  

Mike’s district here is solid red. 

Ironically, thanks to the Warren amendment, the military base in his district was recently renamed Fort Johnson after a WWI hero with the nickname Black Death. 

 

 

I have good ole Trump cocksucker Troy Nehls. Texas gerrymandered his district.

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Black Deat

Certified bad ass

While under intense enemy fire and despite receiving significant wounds, Johnson mounted a brave retaliation resulting in several enemy casualties. When his fellow Soldier was badly wounded, Johnson prevented him from being taken prisoner by German forces.

Johnson exposed himself to grave danger by advancing from his position to engage an enemy soldier in hand-to-hand combat. Wielding only a knife and being seriously wounded, Johnson continued fighting, took his Bolo knife and stabbed it through an enemy soldier's head.

Displaying great courage, Johnson held back the enemy force until they retreated. The enemy raid's failure to secure prisoners was due to the bravery and resistance of Johnson and his fellow comrade. The effect of their fierce fighting resulted in the increased vigilance and confidence of the 369th Infantry Regiment

https://www.army.mil/medalofhonor/johnson/

I have Ronny Jackson. Used to be Burgess but they wanted to protect him so they split Denton up. 

He's crazier than both of those two put together.

44 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Americans are simply too stupid self governance, can we apply to be a British colony maybe bring back the monarchy?

Well, part of me is surprised NIgel Farage hasn't been nominated for speaker, so there's that.  

10 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

I have good ole Trump cocksucker Troy Nehls. Texas gerrymandered his district.

I’m not in that district but supported and donated to Kulkarni and I was convinced he could win.  Very disappointed with that loss.  

3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Well, part of me is surprised NIgel Farage hasn't been nominated for speaker, so there's that.  

Always cracked me up that a dude with a funny Luxembourg last name stood up on his hind legs and started deciding how to keep Britain pure. Luxembourg. That's one step from being a Fat Belgian Bastard.

58 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Americans are simply too stupid self governance, can we apply to be a British colony maybe bring back the monarchy?

 

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19 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

they should turn this whole ordeal into a musical.  it would be funny but also sad and tragic.

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2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

this may scare the gop from ever wanting to be in the majority again.

I think even they understand they suck at governing. They’re much better at tearing shit up. They’re lost when it comes to building anything of substance.

50 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

I have good ole Trump cocksucker Troy Nehls. Texas gerrymandered his district.

This gerrymandering got me Casar.

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2 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

It tells me that I very much want Gym Jordan to become Speaker.

I hear you but you would get no budget that funds the special counsel or Ukraine. 

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

they should turn this whole ordeal into a musical.  it would be funny but also sad and tragic.

 

 

If Trey Parker and Matt Stone are involved, I'll be there opening night.  

 

 

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15 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

If Trey Parker and Matt Stone are involved, I'll be there opening night.  

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