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Oh there's gonna be consequences.  You're going to have to be the first one to worry about what happens to your family from MAGA nation from now on when you vote down their wishes.  

"Six Degrees of Don, of uh-oh?!?"

Rep. Don, "Uh-Oh, what?"

"Uh-Oh, you're fucked"

Who knew your sleeping with insurrectionists would have consequences.  You're about to enter a living nightmare you won't ever wake up from my friend.  Have a nice time.  

18 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

That is one of the biggest pussy statements of all time. What a massive pussy. 

15 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

And he will absolutely say yes he believes Biden won... until after the vote and Fox asks him about the election. 

42 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

That is one of the biggest pussy statements of all time. What a massive pussy. 

Hakim Jeffries just scares you to death

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

By the same token, a decent chunk of Republican Reps know they are finished if Jordan becomes Speaker and tries to fuck the government up even more.

Like I said, self-entitled assholes don't like other self-entitled assholes telling them what to do, with one caveat being if it benefits them, and this doesn't - it guarantees the end of their careers.  None of those Republicans want to be voted out next year.  MAGA might/will come for them in the primary, but the general election is the problem for them.

Yep, because the Republicans are out here saying they are going to shut things down, and are admitting publicly that they are the reason for everything happening, to the point of claiming other Republicans in the House are The Deep State.

This is how weak their leadership is - none of them have been able to stick to a coherent message, and even Gym is putting out conflicting information versus what others are hearing/saying.

Counter: The Gym Jordan wing of the GOP doesn’t want to win. It’s better not to win. They are safe and it is far more advantageous for them to be the perpetual victims fucking everything up for eternity.  They will let those people lose and be happy. 
 

Remember that when they actually won the presidency and two chambers of Congress they had to pretend like they lost. 

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22 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

Fuck these people. Quit destroying my country because your fee fees were hurt and you can't muster enough votes while being the damn majority. 

51 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

 

they have to part in kid rock's shitty bar ?

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Hakim Jeffries just scares you to death

 

Well, yeah, he is dark with a terrorist sounding name.  I'm pretty sure there are some folks on that side of the aisle that are scared shitless of him.

 

Well, polish up that Edward R. Murrow award.  Journalism will never be the same again.  

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

He’s right. I can’t find bud light anywhere now. 

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

He’s right. I can’t find bud light anywhere now. 

Kid Rock Drinks Bud Light Beer After Shooting Up Cases

Kid Woke, brought you to by the Deep State

3 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

Well, polish up that Edward R. Murrow award.  Journalism will never be the same again.  

If Hannity is out there doing this bullshit, then Jordan doesn't have the votes.

9 hours ago, Gengs1 said:

I think their plan is to take a big shit, shut the gov down, defund stuff and get the dems to cave on majority of issues to open the gov etc. When it goes to shit, blame Biden/Dems and repeat it.
 

It will probably work with the American ppl… 

It hasn’t yet. Every time the Republicans have shut down the gov’t in the past, they’re the ones who’ve taken the blame and rightly so. 

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why do people act like the last votes are the easiest to whip?  that’s not how any of this works. 

10 hours ago, Pancho said:

Their talking point of blaming this on Biden is not working lol

What’re you basing this on? Certainly not in any widespread polling, and general democratic panic. 

On 10/15/2023 at 8:46 PM, Brisketexan said:


This. Threatening your colleagues is…something.

It’s working because GQP are gutless cowards. 

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It hasn’t yet. Every time the Republicans have shut down the gov’t in the past, they’re the ones who’ve taken the blame and rightly so. 

Yep. Especially when Matt Gaetz and others are out there publicly saying “yeah we shut the government down!”

Not bright people.  

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

When is the vote?

Tentatively at noon eastern but obviously that is subject to be postponed due to perfunctory incompetence. 

odd:

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why Altuve trending with Jordan?

18 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Tentatively at noon eastern but obviously that is subject to be postponed due to perfunctory incompetence. 

“Attention Representatives: The vote has been postponed due to lack of competency”

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I though he was in trouble when that one rep said she'd switched to a "Yes" when she said Jordan had agreed to keep the government open and put aid to Ukraine to a floor vote - then Jordan's office denied it. 

anyway MAGA will love to hear about all of the new spending bills he's having to agree to in order to try to win the job:

welcome to Pork Barrel Politics 101

Video leaked from the House GOP closed door negotiations:

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14 minutes ago, The Dog said:

why Altuve trending with Jordan?

Both going 0 for 5 when it matters?

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He won’t keep any of those deals. And those Reps he’s screwing over won’t force a MTV because they’ll get killed by MAGA Land for it. Art of the Deal, folks 

Putting forth Gym as speaker is probably the most-unabashed 'we aren't here to govern' move that GQP has made.

They've dropped all pretense of actually pretending to do their jobs. It's all about destruction and pain at this point.

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28 minutes ago, The Dog said:

why Altuve trending with Jordan?

15 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

Both going 0 for 5 when it matters?

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14 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

I've seen clips of Kilmeade with some of the most far-right Reps. It's very obvious he hates them.

This group of traitors are full of morons and incompetents. There was only one way to effectively govern this House term. McCarthy could have cut the MAGA morons off at the knees by cutting a deal with the moderate Ds in some sort of power sharing arrangement. Within the R caucus, there is a group who will not vote for anything reasonable and with split government, this group should have zero influence. Now they are trying to get one of these fools elected speaker. 
 

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36 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He won’t keep any of those deals. And those Reps he’s screwing over won’t force a MTV because they’ll get killed by MAGA Land for it. Art of the Deal, folks 

The worst part is that the Reps already know that he's not actually going to honor their deals in any meaningful way, AND they already know that they aren't going to do anything about it. 

Just performative politics, so they get to say "At least I tried to keep a principle-less, lying extremist from becoming speaker! You guys made me do it!!" when this all goes tits up.

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23 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I've seen clips of Kilmeade with some of the most far-right Reps. It's very obvious he hates them.

“You’re eating the wrong faces!” Brian yelled at the leopards. 

Is this his punishment for ignoring a congressional subpoena? Becoming Speaker of the House?

I assume Jordan is promising the world to any No vote, and he can't have his new promises shared with the people who have already declared Yes.

While McCarthy was going through his votes, the House hadn't established the rules so CSPAN was able to pan their cameras to show any and all actions in the House. Will today be the same, or will their rules prevent that? The best part of the McCarthy votes was watching who was talking to who. 

I'm also curious to see the line of guys waiting to sit to Boebert's right.

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

odd:

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why Altuve trending with Jordan?

Because they both have a tiny strike zone and have to cheat to win.

15 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 

I'm also curious to see the line of guys waiting to sit to Boebert's right.

Crenshaw made a motion to have them seated to her left and he on her right because, And I quote, “I just wanna watch.”  And he winked 

10 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Crenshaw made a motion to have them seated to her left and he on her right because, And I quote, “I just wanna watch.”  And he winked 

“How’d you like to have fun with a one eyed man with a one eyed monster?”

Looks like the entire House Dem caucus is present and on the floor.

According to sauces, Jeffries is going to let this circus play out this afternoon before indicating to the GOP caucus the Dems will agree to vote to give McHenry temporary powers as Acting Speaker if they want to end the shit show tonight. 

Is today the big day?

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