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Was that Santos over there just Cheesing away as Jeffries got his standing ovation?

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CSPAN says 9 votes for "Other," are they all republicans? 

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah. And he got fucking booed. 

Which tells you all you need to know about the GOP.

Jim didn’t even stand to cast his vote. Ass

And Jordan fails on the first vote

4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

C-Span already called it and said and 2nd vote expected

What is the point of voting when you know you don't have the votes?

This is amazingly stupid.

At the turn: 
There are Republicans who apparently pledged to vote Jordan on the first ballot only. My guess is that they will go for two, so he needs to pick up some flips. If the number gets under 6-7 my guess is that he passes on 3rd ballot. If the number goes higher or stays the same on the second ballot, the body language in the room tells me they adjourn for the day.  In the middle, we get a third ballot and he will lose. 

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I wonder if all the media who breathlessly reported how close Jim Jordan was yesterday will do any soul searching regarding their sourcing.  lolz

12 votes against Jordan thus far, and we’re in the Ls.

 

zeldin character doing quite well. 

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

What is the point of voting when you know you don't have the votes?

This is amazingly stupid.

Desperation. They thought they’d pressure the holdouts. 

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Just now, Beau Vine said:

What is the point of voting when you know you don't have the votes?

This is amazingly stupid.

Gets people on the public record.  

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

12 votes against Korean thus far, and we’re in the Ls.

This is pretty incredible, even for you.

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Gets people on the public record.  

And?

Someone just voted Jeffries and there was a bunch of groaning. What was that about?

Just now, Beau Vine said:

This is pretty incredible, even for you.

It literally fucking showed Jordan when I hit submit, and then it did it again when I tried to edit. 

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

12 votes against Korean thus far, and we’re in the Ls.

 

zeldin character doing quite well. 

Desperation. They thought they’d pressure the holdouts. 

that and they are tone deaf idiots who are overplaying their hand.

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

If I were on the floor I'd say "Hakeem the Dream!"

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Give the GOP the ole dream shake!

Just now, 'stache said:

Someone just voted Jeffries and there was a bunch of groaning. What was that about?

Because they stood up and seemed to forget who they were voting for.

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

12 votes against Korean thus far, and we’re in the Ls.

 

zeldin character doing quite well. 

Desperation. They thought they’d pressure the holdouts. 

I don't want to know why your auto-correct switches Jordan to Korean.  But I would suggest using a different browser in privacy mode for your other activities.

Who TF is Zeldin?  

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4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Desperation. They thought they’d pressure the holdouts. 

 

By 3 PM, the narrative will be the Democrats pressured the holdouts.

McCarthy goes Jordan. 

Just now, shakahorn said:

I don't want to know why your auto-correct switches Jordan to Korean.  But I would suggest using a different browser in privacy mode for your other activities.

Who TF is Zeldin?  

Lee Zeldin.  An insurrectionist from NY who unsuccessfully ran for Governor, but was previously a rep from Long Island.

The fact they McCaul seems to be able to hold his nose and vote for Jordan is another reason why I just can’t find anything to admire about him-zero balls.  

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4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It literally fucking showed Jordan when I hit submit, and then it did it again when I tried to edit. 

Too much this for @Sydney Cartoon :

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Did you mean to tag the parody account?

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Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Lol.  The shitshow continues.  

 

It's the entertainment we all deserve on this fine Tuesday.

Jeffries is going to outpoll Jordan.  Maybe by a lot.

Scalise for Jordan.

14 "others".  Do they bend the knee or does the GOP look for another solution?

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

While McCarthy was going through his votes, the House hadn't established the rules so CSPAN was able to pan their cameras to show any and all actions in the House. Will today be the same, or will their rules prevent that? The best part of the McCarthy votes was watching who was talking to who. 

I'm also curious to see the line of guys waiting to sit to Boebert's right.

Santos is in the catbird seat.

5 minutes ago, bernorange said:

14 "others".  Do they bend the knee or does the GOP look for another solution?

Considering that Scalise and McCarthy voted for Jordan, I’m guessing they try to fuck this pig st least one more time. But let’s see how the vote ends. It’s at 15 now, I bet they think they can get 12 to flip. 

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3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

It's the entertainment we all deserve on this fine Tuesday.

I'm fucking loving this.  I'm sitting here doing nothing because it's Zoom office hours and none of my students have shown up.  I'm getting paid to watch these monkeys fling shit.

11 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

I’m sure Romney would love to put Jordan in his cage and strap him to the top of his car while he drives down the highway on a road trip. 

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

I'm fucking loving this.  I'm sitting here doing nothing because it's Zoom office hours and none of my students have shown up.  I'm getting paid to watch these monkeys fling shit.

The life of an academic...

Just now, NIUHuskies said:

The life of an academic...

says the DeKalb guy with a literal academic ivory tower as his avatar.  ;)  

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Considering that Scalise and McCarthy voted for Jordan, I’m guessing they try to fuck this pig st least one more time. But let’s see how the Clint ends. It’s at 15 now, I bet they think they can get 12 to flip. 

The auto correct is killing you!  Lemme guess, it corrected count to ...something else... and you tried to correct it back and it ended up Clint.

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Considering that Scalise and McCarthy voted for Jordan, I’m guessing they try to fuck this pig st least one more time. But let’s see how the Clint ends. It’s at 15 now, I bet they think they can get 12 to flip. 

STOP THE CLINT!!! 

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