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1 minute ago, shakahorn said:

The auto correct is killing you!  Lemme guess, it corrected count to ...something else... and you tried to correct it back and it ended up Clint.

It was supposed to be fucking “vote”

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I count 7 not voting at the moment.  6 GQP, 1 Dem.  

Buck just voted Emmer 

Damn, I wish my name was Don Bacon. 

I would name my first child Macon.
Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Buck just voted Emmer 

Someeone else just voted Cole. And a McCarthy. 

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Guys we're supposed to be making fun of the GOP not ourselves 

He's making it too easy and fun.

I have plenty of laughs for that collection of shitheads in Congress.

this is a very bad number for Jordan. His people thought they were around 10 or fewer no votes. 

3 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

The auto correct is killing you!  Lemme guess, it corrected count to ...something else... and you tried to correct it back and it ended up Clint.

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Buck just voted Emmer 

Someeone else just voted Cole. And a McCarthy. and now Massie. 19 No on Jordan. 

10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Santos sitting next to Boebert.

There was probably a line for that seat.

Just now, Michael Knight said:

20 others, not even close

 

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So 1 did not vote.  20 against Gym.  212 for HJ.

MSNBC stuck on 19, not 20. 

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Anyone remember how bad McCarthy's first vote was?

All these cowards didn't vote 'no' first time around now voting no.  Well, except Cardenas who was probably out smoking dope with a trans BLM activist the first time around.

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Just now, woohorn said:

Anyone remember how bad McCarthy's first vote was?

That's been a few Scaramuccis ago. 

Just now, 'stache said:

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You’ve been waiting all weekend to post this, haven’t you?

I was watching Fox because their feed was 1-2 seconds ahead of of MSNBC and CNN.  But for some odd reason, they stopped covering it.

Jordan negotiating like 

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1 minute ago, woohorn said:

Anyone remember how bad McCarthy's first vote was?

Not this bad. Not even close.

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

211 Jefferies

199 Jordan

5 Mcarthy

7 scalise

4 other

If I were a Dem Rep named Zimmer, I would have voted for Trump, just so he'd finish last and rage tweet about it.

3 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

I was watching Fox because their feed was 1-2 seconds ahead of of MSNBC and CNN.  But for some odd reason, they stopped covering it.

Did Fox switch over to a discussion about Benghazi? Or Hunter Biden?

12 minutes ago, NIUHuskies said:

The life of an academic...

Retiring in 299 days!

7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

this is a very bad number for Jordan. His people thought they were around 10 or fewer no votes. 

It's not like counting votes is an important skill for Speakers.

Makes no sense that McCarthy only had 5 votes to kick him out but they’re going with Jordan with 20 votes against.

32 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

My guess is that they will go for two,

These idiots will totally go for the back corner fade route that never works.

I’ll assume all the Scalise and McCarthy votes go back to Gym, which leaves 7. That’s a lot of pressure on those last 7. Especially the, what, 3 for Zeldin? Seems like this can get done if that dude from Florida returns. 
 

assuming it goes that way, as opposed to him losing more votes.

10 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Anyone remember how bad McCarthy's first vote was?

Jeffires: 212

McCarthy: 203

Jordan: 6

Other: 13

welp, not going to try again today.

14 minutes ago, bernorange said:

Arm twisting to commence in 3... 2....

If anyone knows how to twist body parts, it's Gym Jordan.

4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Makes no sense that McCarthy only had 5 votes to kick him out but they’re going with Jordan with 20 votes against.

from the outside and explaining and what not

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Is that enough votes there to flip the house next year?

I am sure there are quite a few yes votes who only voted that way because they knew Jordan wasn't going to win.  That would be something jackasses like McCaul would do for certain.

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got a late start today and just turned on cnn.

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Just now, cactusflinthead said:

 

Think they would vote a second time around for him?  Santos is done, so don't count him.  Bacon voted for KM.

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