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1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

Saw this reminder earlier in the comment section elsewhere:

Jim Jordan is currently still in contempt of Congress for refusing to honor the subpoena issued him over a year ago by the Jan 6 committee. How can one in contempt of the same Congress he's supposed to lead legitimately be its Speaker?

 

 

 

You sweet summer child.  Like rules apply to the GOP.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

What the fuck with that Massie photo?  Any other context?  

 

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So he does wear a jacket...

another one says Ruprecht will lose votes next round:

 

5 minutes ago, YChang said:

So he does wear a jacket...

 

Well, he's applying for a grown up job now, so it's best that he looks sharp.

11 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Saw this reminder earlier in the comment section elsewhere:

Jim Jordan is currently still in contempt of Congress for refusing to honor the subpoena issued him over a year ago by the Jan 6 committee. How can one in contempt of the same Congress he's supposed to lead legitimately be its Speaker?

 

 

Unfortunately this isn’t true. It’s not the same Congress so he’s technically off the hook

Does anyone have a breakout about how the famed "Problem Solvers Caucus (lulz)" voted?

8 minutes ago, YChang said:

So he does wear a jacket...

Of all the strange things about Jim Jordan, the oddest trait of his is that he doesn't wear a jacket with his suit in the Capitol.  But he only wears a jacket with nothing else on in the Ohio State showers so he can more easily jerk off to the locker room goings-on.  To each his own.  

2 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Unfortunately this isn’t true. It’s not the same Congress so he’s technically off the hook

So a congressional subpoena is like those old Columbia House letters we used to get after ordering 10 CDs for a penny. Just ignore them and they eventually go away. Good to know.

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5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Does anyone have a breakout about how the famed "Problem Solvers Caucus (lulz)" voted?

I was just wondering about them...WTF are they doing?  Have they ever actually solved any problems before?

Just now, Beau Vine said:

I was just wondering about them...WTF are they doing?  Have they ever actually solved any problems before?

They’re hard at work on the bipartisan issues of congressional pay raises, congressional pension improvement, and cheaper congressional health care. 

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11 minutes ago, The Dog said:

another one says Ruprecht will lose votes next round:

 

So if he continues to lose, will he become Gymbo? 

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Recycled Boebert joke here 

No Lauren, I said jacket, not jack it!

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So a congressional subpoena is like those old Columbia House letters we used to get after ordering 10 CDs for a penny. Just ignore them and they eventually go away. Good to know.

Basically. The only exception would be if you obtain a conviction for contempt of Congress before time runs out - like Bannon, even though he’s allowed to be out of prison while he appeals 

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

So a congressional subpoena is like those old Columbia House letters we used to get after ordering 10 CDs for a penny. Just ignore them and they eventually go away. Good to know.

 

The glitch eventually fixes itself.

 

 

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Recycled Boebert joke here 

I don't think I'd trust a recycled Boebert.  I just don't think they could get it clean enough.

So in the span of 5 hours, it went from being the Democrats fault, to McCarthy's fault, to Scalise's fault.  By tonight's vote, it'll be the fault of Israel, George Soros, Michael McCaul, and a Mister Ronan Sinatra?  

35 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

It is a real statement about the GOP that such a piece of shit as Jordan got as many votes as he did. It truly is disgraceful 

Yes, but it's predictable.  These are the people that gave us slavery, child labor, moral majority type shit like prohibition, tried to money-whip everyone into submission and then when WWII came around tried to fuck up the presidency.  We allowed them to exist until 2020, and they fucking did it again. I vote we send every fucking registered republican to Afghanistan, where they can live out their fantasies uninhibited, since they voted against trying to help that place get into the fucking 18th century.

 

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I don't think I'd trust a recycled Boebert.  I just don't think they could get it clean enough.

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45 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

DK elections fixed tweet

 

Yeah I was surprised that Bacon's district, NE-whatever, was carried by Biden.

5 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Yeah I was surprised that Bacon's district, NE-whatever, was carried by Biden.

The least Republican district in Nebraska (EVEN)

Obama won it in 2008 and only lost it by 7 in 2012
Trump only won it by 2 in 2016 and Biden won it by 6

Don Bacon has won his last 3 races by 2 points, 4 points and 3 points.  Dude knows how to toe the line properly. 

22 minutes ago, Horndog said:

So if he continues to lose, will he become Gymbo? 

Rep this righteous mother fucker.

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Gym Jordan right now:

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Outstanding film reference, good sir.

Are they having floor debates before the next vote?  I can't watch right now.  I really wish someone would bring up the Ohio St. wrestling stuff.   Not sure why they all dance around it given the wrestlers' public statements.  Let's just add more fuel to this shitshow if he eventually gets voted in.

13 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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Penicillin was a major break thru for lots of reasons boys.  

At this rate they are going to have to dig up Dianne Feinstein to be speaker.

52 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Saw this reminder earlier in the comment section elsewhere:

Jim Jordan is currently still in contempt of Congress for refusing to honor the subpoena issued him over a year ago by the Jan 6 committee. How can one in contempt of the same Congress he's supposed to lead legitimately be its Speaker?

 

 

I think the subpoena and the contempt finding, if any, expired with the last Congress, so he's no longer in contempt, if he ever was (don't think they voted on it).

28 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Literally same result, what was the point of that

I thought they did the 2nd vote ,I didn't notice the top right saying earlier today on CSPAN

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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

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Jeffries is 4 votes short.

Find 4 GOP members in Biden districts to flip and this is over

(... assuming the gop still has 20 voting for other)

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51 minutes ago, YChang said:

So he does wear a jacket...

Just because he put on a jacket doesn’t mean he’s a decent human being. 

55 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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a picture is worth a thousand words, but this picture is just one word repeated 1000 times

 

schadenfreude

8 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Just because he put on a jacket doesn’t mean he’s a decent human being. 

I've seen Barry Switzer in a suit

 

(Being appropriately topical helps sometimes)

8 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Jeffries is 4 votes short.

Find 4 GOP members in Biden districts to flip and this is over

(... assuming the gop still has 20 voting for other)

Fuuuuck that. That role is more toxic now than it's ever been. Let the Rs fight and continue to destroy their brand, win the house outright next year.

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53 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So a congressional subpoena is like those old Columbia House letters we used to get after ordering 10 CDs for a penny. Just ignore them and they eventually go away. Good to know.

wait what?

i could've just... ignored them...

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1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

wait what?

i could've just... ignored them...

simon cowell facepalm GIF

Yeah, you could have.  But then you wouldn't celebrate Richard Marx's entire catalogue as passionately as you do now.

2 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Fuuuuck that. That role is more toxic now than it's ever been. Let the Rs fight and continue to destroy their brand, win the house outright next year.

Yeah, but you know, the whole government shutdown/default thing is going to be a massive bummer. 

5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Yeah, you could have.  But then you wouldn't celebrate Richard Marx's entire catalogue as passionately as you do now.

I haven't facepalmed about childhood idiocy this hard since Nicole told me half the girls in our high school wanted to bang me. "Thanks, Nicole for telling me this thirty years later when I can't do shit about it."

i had no clue

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Just now, locodos said:

Yeah, but you know, the whole government shutdown/default thing is going to be a massive bummer. 

I doubt it, after the get thru this mess, they are going to be hat in hand trying to negotiate.  They have no leverage and no consensus, with lots of vulnerability in swing districts.  

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

I haven't facepalmed about childhood idiocy this hard since Nicole told me half the girls in our high school wanted to band me. "Thanks, Nicole for telling me this thirty years later when I can't do shit about it."

i had no clue

Wait, Nicole from this site?

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1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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It's perfect, basically a renaissance painting
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no, Nicole Eggert from "Charles in Charge", Biff.  And yes, we're voting for Scott Baio as Speaker of the House.  Try to keep up dude, we gotta Republic to run.

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