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I guess I got drunk and forgot to start this thread? Merry New Year!

On 1/6/2023 at 8:04 PM, Hate said:

I guess I got drunk and forgot to start this thread? Merry New Year!

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I can't be the only one getting drunk on a Friday night!

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What are you drinking? I’m drinking Basil Hayden bourbon tonight.

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Where you at @tfoolry?? Still upright after a few of those? I switched over to the daily drinker, Bulliet, so I don't drink all of my Basil Hayden tonight.  I may have to get another bottle of it tomorrow.  That stuff is delicious.

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I guess you passed out?  Oh well, not everyone can get ludicrous drunk and still post.

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Checking in after a few Makers on the rocks and an edible. Sitting in my living room and listening to Lithium on Sirius XM.

1 hour ago, Hate said:

Where you at @tfoolry?? Still upright after a few of those? I switched over to the daily drinker, Bulliet, so I don't drink all of my Basil Hayden tonight.  I may have to get another bottle of it tomorrow.  That stuff is delicious.

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I will get by! I've got to be edible and otherwise free as I am changing jobs in the next couple of weeks.  The HR lady said no drug test but the offer letter said otherwise, so I am abstaining for a couple of weeks to be sure. 

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Goddamn...I'm glad to know I'm not the only one still up getting drunk,  I'm on to the Rolling Stones for the time being,

 

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Hell yes.  It's Saturday night and I am heading into the last week at my current place of employment.  I'm taking a week off before I start the new job.  I'm not sure how my liver is going to handle it. 

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I will survive....probably.

@Hate in a similar boat. Job searching because my current employer doesn’t feel like paying me more. Or paying me much to begin with. My give a fuck meter has gone way down so who cares if I'm hungover as balls on Monday. 

Getting crunk tonight. 3 white claws 3 modelos prob 4-5 vodka sodas in. Watching some Oscar nominated movies this week currently viewing the new Top Gun. Bad news is I only have one Marlboro light left. Send Jr. to the store for me. 

Hell yes.  It's Saturday night and I am heading into the last week at my current place of employment.  I'm taking a week off before I start the new job.  I'm not sure how my liver is going to handle it. 

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Well, the beginning of the end is here.  I have the next 9 days to do nothing but drink.  I know there are some of you out there in the cold and dark with nothing else to do but drink as well.  I hope y'all get power soon. 

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I feel for you Bongos.  I've been there.  We were without power for 15 days after Ike.  We lost power for a day during the 2/21 winter storm and then had a pipe burst when the power did come back on.  We were without water for 5 days because we couldn't get a plumber or find the necessary pipe fittings to fix it.  My coon ass BIL brought some stuff from LA that fixed it, but that was a long week of boiling snow to have water to wash dishes and flush toilets.  Hang in there and if you get drunk enough you will feel like you are camping.

Which one of you was this earlier this week?

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It wouldn't have been me.  I always stock up before a natural disaster.  We couldn't leave our house for 4 days during Harvey because of all the water, but I could have opened a neighborhood bar.  You can never be too careful.

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Which one of you was this earlier this week?

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Two 12 packs of Keystone beer in specially lined cans. LOL

They were live & talking about people walking a 1/4 mile to their 5,000 sf homes in area to get essential goods and camera person honed in; very surly move. 

A Skinny Bitch or two (vodka and Diet Coke, official drink of Paris Hilton) easing the pain in my legs after an hour of hard court tennis this afternoon and the beating on my 60+ year old joints.

6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

A Skinny Bitch or two (vodka and Diet Coke, official drink of Paris Hilton) easing the pain in my legs after an hour of hard court tennis this afternoon and the beating on my 60+ year old joints.

I have drank that. It isn't terrible.

I got these after work at the place I get CBD (in Austin).

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They get you pretty fucking high. I mean it's basically medical grade THC you can buy over the counter in Texas. But we can't buy flower/bud or concentrates or carts or whatever. 

It has to be federally legal soon, right?

(paired with some vodka soda of course)

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I'm still abstaining from the herb until I start my new job on Monday.  The HR lady said no drug test, but I'm not taking any chances.  Until then, I will have to just get double drunk. 

This dude just released his first full album. He's from Dallas. His other songs are actually better than this one. 

 

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Might as well run it back tonight.  Who the hell else is up for getting drunk?

 

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No idea what that is, but cheers! 

 

1 hour ago, Hate said:

Might as well run it back tonight.  Who the hell else is up for getting drunk?

 

I pushed the envelope last night so I'm going to relax with one drink only tonight.  Or two.  

Wait, I think I'm already on number two.

But I'm out of Diet Coke and not going downstairs for another can.

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I am not going to judge.  You do whatever it is you need to do.  Right now I'm about to pour another bourbon and listen to some more Merle Haggard.

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I'm already drunk for kick off.

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I guess I'll have to kick off the weekend as the only drunk?  OK, I don't mind.

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It's a good a night as any to get drunk!  Who's with me??

 

The tequila and the wine were flowing like…wine. I’m up too early.

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This will be the last February weekend to get drunk during for 2023.  I'd better make the most of it.

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Alright alright alright!

 

Monday and my spouse had a grenade dropped in his lap at a meeting this morning and he comes home: you want a martini cause I’m making martinis….

 

Two martinis in and that grenade is just a minor inconvenience and everyone we don’t like are assholes. What a nice start to the week. Us vs. the world. 
 

Cheers!

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