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Don’t you fret, Bobbo Fett…I’m here and getting drunk!!

I even bought a breathalyzer for fun. I just registered .19. I’ll post updates.

Took the month of March off. See you drunks in a couple weeks.

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So here is the pre-game BAC. We’ll see how this goes.

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Here’s halftime. It may go higher based on this start.

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It actually went down a little. I took a break for a while to eat after the game. It’s back on now though.

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On the rebound.

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Just for fun. I’ve always been curious as to what it would take to be past the legal level. Here is 50 minutes later.

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Making progress.

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I can't be the only one up celebrating a big win! 

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I'm drinking Basil Hayden bourbon and taking great big hits of kind bud!

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Where did everyone go??

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So I don't think I am going to get drunk tonight. 

From the lanai at a condo in Kona

drinking a Maui Big Swell

80 degrees with a pleasant breeze.  Lifes good

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April Fool's. I'm already drunk.  I just blew a .19 on my breathalyzer!

3 minutes ago, Hate said:

just blew a .19 on my breathalyzer!

Rookie numbers…

Your gonna have to pump that up in this racket.

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4 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Rookie numbers…

Your gonna have to pump that up in this racket.

Does it make a difference if I've also been taking many hits out of my dugout?

 

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Where in the wild wild world of sports is everyone??

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How is this thread still only 2 pages??? In April??  Where are all of the Shaggy drunks?

 

  • 3 weeks later...
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Where are all the drunks waiting on the rain? 

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We can't be the only ones up getting drunk on a Friday night. Have you heard anything from your friend on the East Coast lately?

 

We can't be the only ones up getting drunk on a Friday night. Have you heard anything from your friend on the East Coast lately?
 

I talked to her the other day, but it was about family health issues, so naturally I wasn’t asking for pics. But she is still fucking her boss and not so much her husband.

Long time watcher, but first time poster. I like drinking 2-3 beers in the guest bathroom, which I refer to as “the office”. Some of my best decisions are made. Sometimes I stay and think and sometimes it just stinks.

Hook’em!!!

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Shut up liver, you're fine! Here's to getting a 3 day weekend started off right!

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Despite the lack of posts, have been around for a while and much respect Hate. If I could find the effort to photoshop a Jello shot into Leo's hand, well, that would be for you....

Edit: Can you not "preview" posts anymore? And why is the picture so big?....

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I’ve refrained from drinking all week long, but it’s been a Basil Hayden type of week.

I always see this video pop up on Instagram of a lady showing how to make some drink (can’t recall the name) but she says it requires 1 oz of bourbon and she proceeds to pour nearly a pint of bourbon. The video cuts to a guy stumbling out of a mobile home. When I see this video, I always think of Hate and this thread.

15 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I always see this video pop up on Instagram of a lady showing how to make some drink (can’t recall the name) but she says it requires 1 oz of bourbon and she proceeds to pour nearly a pint of bourbon. The video cuts to a guy stumbling out of a mobile home. When I see this video, I always think of Hate and this thread.

I lost interest after “of a lady showing.” 
Then there was no link to any video.  What terrible post.  

1 minute ago, tfoolry said:

I lost interest after “of a lady showing.” 
Then there was no link to any video.  What terrible post.  

On brand for him.

On brand for him.

Shut up incel.
I lost interest after “of a lady showing.” 
Then there was no link to any video.  What terrible post.  

You must have passed out before I posted the video less than 5 minutes later.

I wanna know what Pat Suarazy is smokin to be so lazy to find the vid.  

2 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

I wanna know what Pat Suarazy is smokin to be so lazy to find the vid.  

I think he's an Astros fan you may need to dumb down your method of communication to reach him. 

5 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

I wanna know what Pat Suarazy is smokin to be so lazy to find the vid.  

Ahhh. Your'e a MAGAt...noted.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I think he's an Astros fan you may need to dumb down your method of communication to reach him. 

Baseball is for pussies and incels.

Just now, Patricio Swayze said:

Ahhh. Your'e a MAGAt...noted.

Baseball is for pussies and incels.

Dude you're a sick poster. How does it make you feel that I have over twice the rep you do despite you posting all the time in the CR echo chamber. I bet it makes you mad. 

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