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I had to go to a play last night because a friend was in it. It was on the deep east side of town. So afterwards, we decided to go to that sign bar off of MLK or 969 when you are that far east. It was a bigger place than I thought. They have a maze set up and I got in it and kind of got lost, hahaha. Luckily, I had my beer with me so I wasn't without comfort during the ordeal. 

On 7/9/2023 at 2:30 PM, burntorangebongos said:

I had to go to a play last night because a friend was in it. It was on the deep east side of town. So afterwards, we decided to go to that sign bar off of MLK or 969 when you are that far east. It was a bigger place than I thought. They have a maze set up and I got in it and kind of got lost, hahaha. Luckily, I had my beer with me so I wasn't without comfort during the ordeal. 

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Second post I’ve read about Sign Bar.  Looks cool.  I guess we better check it out. Is it hipster crowd or what?

1 hour ago, Elvis said:

Second post I’ve read about Sign Bar.  Looks cool.  I guess we better check it out. Is it hipster crowd or what?

I think it is located behind a commercial trucking yard, so maybe not.

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I need to be honest…I can’t be the only drunk on a Friday night.

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I’m here, but not for long. A full day of work followed by golf has me pretty wiped tonight. I only had 4 one hits, a beer, and 3 bourbons.

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Hell yes!! It's Friday night.  My son is over at a friend's house for the night, so it's time to get a little drunk tonight.  Who's with me??

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Congrats to the new "Greatest" great aunt!

For the first time in 18 months, since Feb 2 2022, I'm baaaaaack... Sort of. Had a bit of a medical scare back then. Used to be a regular contributor to this thread but had to cut back, instead I just cut it all off cold turkey. Tonight I've had three old fashioneds and I am fucked up and ready for bed. Goodnight kids

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Goddamnit...you can't some into this thread to announce you're going to bed!! Suck it up buttercup. 

Ok ok @Hate One more.... but damn it's gonna have to be straight bourbon because I'm not motivated to mix shit.... I just started up my turnpike troubadours playlist.... so maybe it's more than one more

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That’s the spirit. I cut back on the hits off the pipe so i could keep this thread alive for a while tonight. There used to be a lot of Shaggy drunks!

I kept it up for 2 more drinks... Then it was lights out and woke up with the TV watching me. Today I just got home from work and the fucking rangers have me drinking ahead of schedule.... 

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Ducking....

Get ready for the Boys tonight.  Not sure what’s up with Jerrah’s nose.  Cheers

 

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Hopefully it's a sign he is about to shuffle off this planet. Anyway, I'm going to have a few drinks tonight.

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Hell yes!  I'm onto a little "Smiths" and 80's kick at the moment.  Girlfriend in a Coma is fucking awesome!

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If you had told me that we would have one of the worst summers ever and this thread would only be 4 pages long, I wouldn't believe it.  With this weather, there isn't much else to do but get drunk!

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I've only had a few one hits and one bourbon so far.  My son is spending the night at friend's house tonight.  It could get ugly!

Shopped at Twin's Dollar Days earlier.  Not out of hand yet -- just a couple of fingers of bourbon so far.

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I just poured my 3rd drink of Basil Hayden.  I'm settling in very nicely for a Saturday night. 

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Not surprisingly, tonight has devolved into bourbon, weed, and a playlist of REM, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, and the Grateful Dead. One more one hit and Pink Floyd will be joining the party!

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I forgot Jack Johnson and Bob Marley!

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And maybe some Don Williams.

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And maybe a little Gary P Nunn…and I’ll substantiate the rumor that the British sense of humor is drier than the Texas sand.

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And maybe a little Notorious BIG and Tupac.

I dumped a bottle of primo Napa cab and a bourbon on top of a big ribeye and GT football is looking good. Hell yeah.

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Looks delicious. Not sure to eat left or right one first. 
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Goddamn...You know I'm here.  It's Friday of a 3 day weekend.  I've already apologized to my wife for how drunk I'm going to be this weekend.

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Where in the hell did everyone go after such a strong start?

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Checking in.... late... But in

4 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

I dumped a bottle of primo Napa cab and a bourbon on top of a big ribeye and GT football is looking good. Hell yeah.

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I can't imagine how drunk you must have gotten watching that 2nd half.... 

I’m drinking some Makers, getting high, and watching Sisu. Football season starts tomorrow.

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Let’s run it back tonight!!

I’ll be back. Hosting my annual Labor Day bourbon and bbq pool party tomorrow. 

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Hell yes!! Let's do this!

Fng thread! Already in the dog house with the “boss” week one! She didn’t like the comment of you can’t drink all day if you don’t start before College Game Day is over!

I had to sprinkle in some water bottles prior to the UT kick off! I’m so in trouble and this was against Rice! Too much pre-season build up?

Hook’em!!!

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I’m drinking bottoms tonight. Win or lose, I’ll be drowning my emotions tomorrow night. See you then….

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