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Thanks for ruining my day you motherfuckers

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Germany better get it together before brasil comes in KO round

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Mexico deserved this. Sure Germany looked old, but Mexico played all out to win this game. They had to, you don't want to play Brazil in the Round of 16. This is what a team does in a game like this. If the US ever did this, I would be impressed.

 

Games like this show why Mexico makes it out of the group stage since 1990.

I’m shaking. We just beat the world champions. 

This is JFF and the ags beating Bama in Alabama.

Mexico beating Germany in Europe is nuts.

By the tears on Chicharito's face, Mexico might have blown their wad right there. I will say that Mexico deserved the win and they haven't played like this since they crushed the USMNT in a Gold Cup like 4-0 many moons ago.

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

aggy beats bama

There's definitely someone who's aggy here and it isn't Mexico.

Just now, JNip said:

I’m shaking. We just beat the world champions. 

Technically YOU didn't do shit.

I can’t remember Germany putting up such a limp dick performance on this stage.

Mexico deserved this. Sure Germany looked old, but Mexico played all out to win this game. They had to, you don't want to play Brazil in the Round of 16. This is what a team does in a game like this. If the US ever did this, I would be impressed.
 
Games like this show why Mexico makes it out of the group stage since 1990.

Was never a doubt who the better team on the field was. Should have been 3-1 Mexico.
1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

This is JFF and the ags beating Bama in Alabama.

Let's hope so.

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1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Mexico deserved this. Sure Germany looked old, but Mexico played all out to win this game. They had to, you don't want to play Brazil in the Round of 16. This is what a team does in a game like this. If the US ever did this, I would be impressed.

 

Games like this show why Mexico makes it out of the group stage since 1990.

We did.  2002.  USA 3 - 2 Portugal, matchday 1.

Germany looks lost as fuck.  Spain looked alright, but couldn't finish CR7 on his own.  Unless Brazil comes out looking like Germany today, I'd have to say they're the favorites now by a long shot.

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Mexico probably will have a hangover 

From what? This is what they do in the World Cup, they make it out of the group stage. And they play flat out hard to do it.

I feel like Bruce Arena could watch this match and still not understand that tournaments are a young man's game. 

Even Germany's best players except for Neuer & Kroos, were their young guys. Kimmich & Brandt seemed to be the only threats, the rest of the team played kind of like ass.

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3 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

I can’t remember Germany putting up such a limp dick performance on this stage.

serbia 2010 matchday 2

5 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Time to hit the Mexican bars.  Women should be lookin to get smashed 

Pick me up bro

3 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Congrats Mexico and JNIp. Deserved win.


Fuck that shit though

Congrats Mexico, but JNip can go get punched in the face by his dad.

What a great win for El Tri. Hope our weak sauce disgraced USMNT folks feel even worse.

6 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Congrats Mexico and JNIp. Deserved win.


Fuck that shit though

JNip doesn't deserve shit. I was really impressed with the number of Mexicans that made it to Russia.

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5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

We did.  2002.  USA 3 - 2 Portugal, matchday 1.

Way to dig up a game from 16 years ago. Though true, that was a good example. I just wish it wasn't 16 year ago.

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JNip has been an adult today.  No trolling, no bitchassedness.

Congratulations you puto fucker, we hate you.  Well deserved.  Massive win.  Could finally set you on a path to a real run.

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2 minutes ago, APMP said:

What a great win for El Tri. Hope our weak sauce disgraced USMNT folks feel even worse.

they could care less.

Telemundo hostess appears to have gone wild in the Purple Aisle at Target.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Still kinda want the cute Iceland girl tho.

Mexican chicks are way better than Iceland chicks.....fact

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

they could care less.

How much less could they care?

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

How much less could they care?

It's Hagbard, he gets points for just stringing together a sentence 

3 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Mexican chicks are way better than Iceland chicks.....fact

I take it you haven't been in the Vic Mackey thread?

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5 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

How much less could they care?

not for this thread

i've expressed my bitchassedness a' plenty in other more appropriate threads

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4 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

It's Hagbard, he gets points for just stringing together a sentence 

don't judge me

Really funny Bud Light commercial on Telemundo in the Dilly Dilly wardrobe, but instead...

A knight brings a 6-pack of Bud Light to a sorceress who looks into a crystal ball and starts rambling about what she sees in the ball. I wasn't paying much attention, but it was something about how "Every 4 years..... Bud Light..." and then the sorceress asks him in English:

Sorceress: "Did you understand?"

Knight: "Yeah... something about 'Bud Light'."   😂

...me muero!

8 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

JNip doesn't deserve shit. I was really impressed with the number of Mexicans that made it to Russia.

Yep. Germans must be bored with group stage games. They could take a train, but didn’t show up. Huge Mexican contingent. 

2 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Really funny Bud Light commercial on Telemundo in the Dilly Dilly wardrobe, but instead...

A knight brings a 6-pack of Bud Light to a sorceress who looks into a crystal ball and starts rambling about what she sees in the ball. I wasn't paying much attention, but it was something about how "Every 4 years..... Bud Light..." and then the sorceress asks him in English:

Sorceress: "Did you understand?"

Knight: "Yeah... something about 'Bud Light'."   😂

...me muero!

That one was pretty epic.

9 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Mexican chicks are way better than Iceland chicks.....fact

They’re definitely more plentiful 

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