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holy fuck germany just stood there.


Yea what the fuck was that
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The style of the two teams couldn’t be more different...and the result so far shows it. Speed kills.

Boateng just looking like an old, dried up piece of dog shit. 

1) Germany had someone else back besides the CDs... and he could keep up with the guy on the break.

2) Layún still has that sky shot DOWN!

3) Germany is going to put in their tall Spaniard for corner kicks and crosses into the box.

I’m not looking forward to 10 minutes of every stall tactic known to man.  

Dude lay it out there when raul was sprinting by...

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5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Hey, pass it to me so I can hit it wide!

How do you say that in Spanish?

Just now, Horny Bull said:

How is Germany not down 5-0

Because Layun sucks.

This is going to either end 1-1 or 2-0 for Mexico, if they can catch them with too high of a line.

1 minute ago, Horny Bull said:

How is Germany not down 5-0

I’m shocked there has only been 1 goal in the game. 

Edited by Jive Turkey

Good.  You deserve that yellow for playing like a bitch, Mueller.

This is US Soccer inspired laziness. 

Kroos is by far the best player on the pitch for Germany other than Neuer. He'll have to win it and carry them team if they are to advance. 

Late in the game and a team is getting chippy and fouling like bitches...

...who would have thought that the team would be Germany? And not Mexico?

This is bizarro world.

germany is completely out of sorts.  thats the 3rd or 4th time the pass happened and the guy it was being passed to had no idea he was supposed to get the ball

On the bright side, it’s as if Team USA qualified and I get to watch them.

On the downside, they still suck.

Germany:  Old, slow, and shit on defense.  Lazy.  No ability to put together a good attack.  Almost complete inability to counter effectively.  Shit on set pieces. 

They absolutely don't deserve to be the favorites. 

Novel idea. Send in a high ball for the giant to head on frame.

Who has ever seen THAT before?

Somebody's getting drunk and fighting their dad tonight.

And we’ve reached the Mexico fall down in agony portion of the game. At least it started late today. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

Germany:  Old, slow, and shit on defense.  Lazy.  No ability to put together a good attack.  Almost complete inability to counter effectively.  Shit on set pieces. 
They absolutely don't deserve to be the favorites. 

There’s zero bright spot to their play.

That shot was the prettiest thing they’ve done
1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

Somebody's getting drunk and fighting their dad tonight.

going old school with that....  was that on Shaggy or was that on HF?

2 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Germany:  Old, slow, and shit on defense.  Lazy.  No ability to put together a good attack.  Almost complete inability to counter effectively.  Shit on set pieces. 

They absolutely don't deserve to be the favorites. 

It helps when you don’t match your tactics to your personnel.

Brandt may have missed that shot, but he good.

He should have been on the field earlier.

I felt like it should have been at least 4 minutes.

Minute and a half to get it down there and even it up.

Germany looks out of ideas. 

They’ll annex the Sudetenland to make themselves feel better.

I really hope Sweden can take Germany's 2nd place spot. 

Welp.  Mexico deserved this one.  Outplayed Germany in every phase of the game.

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