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You need to watch all of this for the scenery, then stay to replay how Miss France introduces herself. 
 

 

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Those are some mighty fine tacos

2 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

I have a sudden urge to invade Canada. 

I don't where "the Valley" is in Canada, but that's the part she's from.  And yeah, I think she was my favorite too.  

Alexa, help me book a flight to Armenia. 
 

Or British Virgin Islands. 

But can they find Mesopotamia on a map?

Spoiler

I don't care

 

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13 minutes ago, RPM said:

But can they find Mesopotamia on a map like such as?

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I don't care

 

FIFY 

where the Pflugerville shoutouts?

4 hours ago, RPM said:

But can they find Mesopotamia on a map?

Some people dont have mapsPublic Speaking World Map GIF by emilyreaganpr

1 hour ago, millhouse said:

Some people dont have mapsPublic Speaking World Map GIF by emilyreaganpr

Girls like that don’t need maps. Or degrees. Or jobs. SB thread is that way ——>

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

In my mind I already know what the Albanian woman is singing. 

It borders on the Adriatic. The land is mostly mountainous too.

12 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

It borders on the Adriatic. The land is mostly mountainous too.

And their chief export is chrome. 

12 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And their chief export is chrome. 

And uncoated trailer hitches. 

7 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Why did Brazil send one of their 5's, tho?

 

Because they have to be smart too.  

 

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

It borders on the Adriatic. The land is mostly mountainous too.

Visited Albania this summer. It was awesome. But not one woman looked remotely like Miss Albania. 

This thread reminded me of son's Senior year in college.  We and many other parents are there for an event, and his roomy's parents are in the room.  His mom starts looking at a map/ bulletin board above her son's workspace.

Seeing that some of the countries have been scratched off, she comments to her son, 'When did you go to Brazil?'  Dad and my eyes meet immediately, we grin;  and she follows up, " I did not know you have been to Korea.  Did you do that on one of your summer trainings?"

I had to walk out of the room because I was going to burst out laughing.  Roomy's dad took mom to the side, and I'm not sure what he told her, but I don't think it was, "Those are the home countries of young ladies your son is banging!"

On that day, he became and forever will be known as "Globetrotter."  Be proud of your country, ladies!!!

On 1/7/2023 at 10:12 AM, deadshank said:

Costa Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeca!!!!!

She seems fun

23 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Why did Brazil send one of their 5's, tho?

Because ATexanAbroad is banging all the 10s and taking pics 🤣

25 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Miss France kind of went Howard Dean there.

"We're going to win Bulgaria! Then were going on to Bolivia, Romania, Barbados and Austria...BLEAAHHHHGGG!!"

Has anyone found the rest of this roll call?

For research purposes of course. 

Bolivia & Australia are so my fucking type it’s ridiculous. Sucks I’ll probably never get to meet them in person. Just 30 minutes of conversing with me or so & I know they’d both want all 8 inches of this. 

I'll take the Croat.

On 1/7/2023 at 2:14 PM, 52-80 said:

where the Pflugerville shoutouts?

Derka didn't advance past Regionals.

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

Bolivia & Australia are so my fucking type it’s ridiculous. Sucks I’ll probably never get to meet them in person. Just 30 minutes of conversing with me or so & I know they’d both want all 8 inches of this. 

I doubt they'd fuck you once, much less 8 times

3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

 

aggy at the end is perfect aggy.  She even got the "Texum" right.

On 1/9/2023 at 10:44 AM, Helobious said:

Bolivia & Australia are so my fucking type it’s ridiculous. Sucks I’ll probably never get to meet them in person. Just 30 minutes of conversing with me or so & I know they’d both want all 8 inches of this. 

Of this what?  Flat billed yankee hat?? 

If I were back stage, id make like Charles Bronson… just digging tunnels 

On 1/9/2023 at 10:43 AM, Pescado_Rojo said:

 

Not sure Claire's gonna survive 4 years of the "poophole loophole" up in Provo.

10 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Of this what?  Flat billed yankee hat?? 

I’ve graduated to a worn ‘47 cap, fully facing forward. Still rocking a 20 inch cuban link silver chain though. I could dress circles around anyone this site. 

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I’ve graduated to a worn ‘47 cap, fully facing forward. Still rocking a 20 inch cuban link silver chain though. I could dress circles around anyone this site. 

who cares seth meyers GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers

7 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I’ve graduated to a worn ‘47 cap, fully facing forward. Still rocking a 20 inch cuban link silver chain though. I could dress circles around anyone this site. 

If you're going for the streetwalker look, I bet you could.  

I have absolutely nothing to offer any of these women.

1 hour ago, Pokoloco said:

I have absolutely nothing to offer any of these women.

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