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2 minutes ago, Augustus said:

He makes horrible mistakes.  And he has fantastic games.  It's not one or the other.

 

You just described exactly why many people don't think he is the guy.  To be a top tier NFL QB you have to be consistently excellent, week in, week out, year in, year out.  Doesn't mean you can't have bad games here and there but they absolutely most be the exception.  

3 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

Dak is the sole reason they will be one and done this post season.

College Football Fist Bump GIF by Arkansas Razorbacks

Cowboys fans gotta love that persistent graphic in the top lh corner showing SF and PHI winning.

Okay this IS BAD Dak. No way around it or sugarcoating it. He’s had some really bad throws today. Horrible decisions.

This is what the cowboys would always look like if Dak WAS really as bad as some of you think he ALWAYS is.


It basically showing and proving to us if Dak is bad they can’t win. Which is kind of is the opposite of him being a “win with” QB I saw someone say earlier.

We need him to be good to great to win games. When he’s not they are are not good.

Okay this IS BAD Dak. No way around it or sugarcoating it. He’s had some really bad throws today. Horrible decisions.

This is what the cowboys would always look like if Dak WAS really as bad as some of you think he ALWAYS is.


It basically showing and proving to us if Dak is bad they can’t win. Which is kind of is the opposite of him being a “win with” QB I saw someone say earlier.

We need him to be good to great to win games. When he’s not they are are not good.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

You just described exactly why many people don't think he is the guy.  To be a top tier NFL QB you have to be consistently excellent, week in, week out, year in, year out.  Doesn't mean you can't have bad games here and there but they absolutely most be the exception.  

He's definitely turned into Bipolar QB. Can't win 4 straight against playoff teams with a bipolar QB

31 yards of total offense through the first 20 minutes of the game.  Is that good?  Asking for a friend.

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

Look a lot of the INTs have been fluke like crap.

But throws like that really ducking hurt.

He’s never been a bad INT QB. This year has been the opposite. Don’t know what the fuck is going on but it has to stop. He can’t do this and be a good QB.

Dak been QB since 2016 and he’s 1-3 in playoff games.  If he loses to Tampa Bay, I’m done with him.

3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

College Football Fist Bump GIF by Arkansas Razorbacks

Lol. My point is the team is capable of a statement win. But you can bet money on #4 putting up top 5 numbers and then throwing a pick 6 or at least turning it over at the least opportune time. 

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Obviously Fat Mike studied the game films and prepared his coordinators for the day's game.

Can we just interview Sean Payton now before Denver hires him?

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

You just described exactly why many people don't think he is the guy.  To be a top tier NFL QB you have to be consistently excellent, week in, week out, year in, year out.  Doesn't mean you can't have bad games here and there but they absolutely most be the exception.  

Yep 

2nd and 7, let’s throw back-to-back bombs down the middle, then punt

If Noah could make an over the head catch that's a TD. Too many players don't have that knack and feel any more, depend to much on the stickyass cheat gloves.

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

2nd and 7, let’s throw back-to-back bombs down the middle, then punt

Sark likes it.

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Remember when we stomped Minnesota?

Fun times

This team is such trash. Why did I allow myself to get my hopes up?

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

2nd and 7, let’s throw back-to-back bombs down the middle, then punt

Have Cowboys thrown to TEs even once?

I was even thinking going in the game today, under these circumstances they might be better off starting Cooper Rush. Play more conservative and tight, run the ball, probably would be less sloppy, have a better shot at winning a meaningless game.

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How many times are we gonna blow contain on Howell?

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

This team is such trash. Why did I allow myself to get my hopes up?

You could take the aggy coaster pic and change the logo to the Cowboys and put Jerry in the front seat in place of Cletus and it would be the same thing.

Making backup and rookie QBs look like HOFers for over a decade.

At least we got that going for us.

Turpin holding the ball like loaf of bread is asking for another turn over.

going to run a couple of errands and use the next hour for something worthwhile

what a fucking shitshow

we could at least say that romo was another danny white

dak isn't even in that class

1 and done again this year

If this weren’t the Cowboys, I’d say that teams that dominate but let the opponent hang around often end up regretting it. That said, I’d really love a TD here for all the 13-7 halftime “we’re rolling now” vibes. 

6 minutes ago, DougO said:

I was even thinking going in the game today, under these circumstances they might be better off starting Cooper Rush. Play more conservative and tight, run the ball, probably would be less sloppy, have a better shot at winning a meaningless game.

was it meaningless when it started?

14 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

Can we just interview Sean Payton now before Denver hires him?

Payton's coached for Jones, probably wouldn't touch that hillbilly turd with a ten foot pole.

Edited by Irish Wrist Watch

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Pretty obvious that the D ain't the problem. We got a Dak/Kellen prob. Manifestations of the Jones/McCarthy sickness.

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Oh for fucks sake we can't complete a pass

JFC, we can't even get a play off in time during a 2 minute drill?

24 minutes ago, Drew said:

Okay this IS BAD Dak. No way around it or sugarcoating it. He’s had some really bad throws today. Horrible decisions.

This is what the cowboys would always look like if Dak WAS really as bad as some of you think he ALWAYS is.


It basically showing and proving to us if Dak is bad they can’t win. Which is kind of is the opposite of him being a “win with” QB I saw someone say earlier.

We need him to be good to great to win games. When he’s not they are are not good.

 

25 minutes ago, Drew said:

Okay this IS BAD Dak. No way around it or sugarcoating it. He’s had some really bad throws today. Horrible decisions.

This is what the cowboys would always look like if Dak WAS really as bad as some of you think he ALWAYS is.


It basically showing and proving to us if Dak is bad they can’t win. Which is kind of is the opposite of him being a “win with” QB I saw someone say earlier.

We need him to be good to great to win games. When he’s not they are are not good.

 

double quoted for truth

his sleep number bed must be fucked up or something

20 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

Lol. My point is the team is capable of a statement win. But you can bet money on #9 putting up top 5 numbers and then throwing a pick 6 or at least turning it over at the least opportune time. 

fail tony romo GIF

Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss 

McCarthy in playoff clock-management mode a week early

I hate McCarthy  it doesn’t matter 

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