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#1051
21 hours ago, Hate said:

They are going to move the pocket to help protect him.  His first year, he is likely to make a lot of plays with his legs as they will use play action bootlegs a big part of their offense.  He will have the options options at 2 different levels to throw to or run the ball if nobody is open.  I'd bet he is sacked fewer than 20 times this year.

Yeah, if we stay true to the Shanahan system, there aren’t going to be a lot of old-school 7-step drop, scan the field plays. It’s definitely a QB-friendly system…

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#1052
Locked in for the 2023 season 🔒

NOT EVEN 1 PRIME-TIME GAME. Fuck that disrespect.

#1054

How do you fuck up a schedule reveal video this bad? The only thing you absolutely have to do is reveal the opponents in order, and they couldn’t even manage that.

H-Town, it's gonna be a party 🤘
#1055
How do you fuck up a schedule reveal video this bad? The only thing you absolutely have to do is reveal the opponents in order, and they couldn’t even manage that.


Browns weekend should have been a massage parlor.

Hannah let Cal have this one.
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#1056
11 hours ago, Macklemore said:
Locked in for the 2023 season 🔒

NOT EVEN 1 PRIME-TIME GAME. Fuck that disrespect.

I’d say we earned it…

 

After the Mason extension, Houston will have the 2nd most total cap dollars allocated to their offensive line group for 2023. https://t.co/2QBOMeNzxO

if our center plays well, this team will actually be decent.

#1057
9 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

How do you fuck up a schedule reveal video this bad? The only thing you absolutely have to do is reveal the opponents in order, and they couldn’t even manage that.
 

 
 
H-Town, it's gonna be a party 🤘

I don’t know which video you’re referring to but this one they’ve posted is pretty cool.

H-Town, it's gonna be a party 🤘

 

#1058
24 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I don’t know which video you’re referring to but this one they’ve posted is pretty cool.

H-Town, it's gonna be a party 🤘

 

The video itself is.... fine compared to the other teams.  Probably lower half in creativity (They'll never see Paul Wall coming!).  The fact that the flow of the schedule is still a mystery after watching the video makes it absolute garbage.

#1059
10 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

How do you fuck up a schedule reveal video this bad? The only thing you absolutely have to do is reveal the opponents in order, and they couldn’t even manage that.
 

H-Town, it's gonna be a party 🤘

Will give them a little credit for doing something different and grouping the like mascots/team names together instead of just grinding out 17 individual clips of each team they play in exact order. It's a bit weird to be sure (birds shitting on Toros van??) but its fine.

#1063

People bitching about lack of prime time games is laughable....Texans have been absolute dog shit. Why do we deserve any prime time games? We have to earn our way back up so let's do that and not bitch about lack of prime time slots for the worst team in the league

#1064
3 hours ago, Macklemore said:

I don’t know which video you’re referring to but this one they’ve posted is pretty cool.

H-Town, it's gonna be a party 🤘

 

I dunno guys. Throwing the Jets hat on the ground is bulletin board material. 

#1066
58 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

People bitching about lack of prime time games is laughable....Texans have been absolute dog shit. Why do we deserve any prime time games? We have to earn our way back up so let's do that and not bitch about lack of prime time slots for the worst team in the league

Counterpoint: Denver Broncos

#1067
Texans fans, get excited🔥Breaking down C.J. Stroud’s ELITE performance against Georgia in the 2023 College Football Playoff✍️ @TampaBayTrehttps://t.co/B4V2WY4w9Q

 

#1070

This could be a good signing

Breaking: CB Shaquill Griffin is signing a 1-year deal with the #Texans worth up to $4.5M, source tells @theScore. The 2019 Pro Bowler most recently played for the #Jaguars after beginning his NFL career with the #Seahawks. Still just 27 years old, Shaq has amassed 6 career…

 

#1072
7 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

The front office may or may not work out or win big, but it is nice to see adults in the room making rational decisions.

 


hannah seems very level headed 

#1073

I really wish Houstong would have picked up Duece Vaughn.  Simply as a more positive representative of #2, than the historical Texans performance...

#1074

DeMeco is an athlete

DeMeco Ryans takes the First Shot for charity tonight before the Rockets play the Lakers and he is money
Throwing heat 🔥

 

#1075
On 5/14/2023 at 4:51 AM, TonyTexas said:

This could be a good signing

Breaking: CB Shaquill Griffin is signing a 1-year deal with the #Texans worth up to $4.5M, source tells @theScore. The 2019 Pro Bowler most recently played for the #Jaguars after beginning his NFL career with the #Seahawks. Still just 27 years old, Shaq has amassed 6 career…

 

Good Stingley insurance. 

#1076
On 5/12/2023 at 5:55 PM, Sleepygrad said:

People bitching about lack of prime time games is laughable....Texans have been absolute dog shit. Why do we deserve any prime time games? We have to earn our way back up so let's do that and not bitch about lack of prime time slots for the worst team in the league

Is that even possible in the near future?

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#1077
[[THREAD]]CJ Stroud, QB out of Ohio State. Stroud is a two year starter out of Ohio State and was the Heisman runner up in both of those seasons.Can Stroud turn the Houston Texans around and be their franchise cornerstone? Let’s dive into the tape ⬇️@MyFantasyLeague

This dude was born to throw a football.

#1078
48 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:
[[THREAD]]CJ Stroud, QB out of Ohio State. Stroud is a two year starter out of Ohio State and was the Heisman runner up in both of those seasons.Can Stroud turn the Houston Texans around and be their franchise cornerstone? Let’s dive into the tape ⬇️@MyFantasyLeague

This dude was born to throw a football.

That dude ranked Anthony Richardson no 1. I think I'll pass on his analysis. 

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#1080
Continuing my Texans rookie breakdown threads, today we have Penn State C Juice Scruggs! Thread Below:#WeAreTexans

Cool insight on what will likely be our starter at Center.

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#1081
The #Texans are signing Jacob Martin, according to @RapSheet 🔥

Good get. He’ll be good for Ryans’s system and he’s a solid vet.

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#1082
The #AZCardinals have released star WR DeAndre Hopkins.

We have cap and need a WR, but if I was him I wouldn’t consider Houston. We’ll see.

#1085
On 5/12/2023 at 8:56 AM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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Toxins fans when they make the playoffs once or twice in the next 12 years

 

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#1086
1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

They should inquire, but I bet he goes to Buffalo. At least, the idiots that traded him are gone.

Maybe the return was lacking but the idea of trading him wasn’t terrible. He had 1 good year out of the 3 he was with the Cardinals. Was definitely not worth the money. 

#1087
6 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Maybe the return was lacking but the idea of trading him wasn’t terrible. He had 1 good year out of the 3 he was with the Cardinals. Was definitely not worth the money. 

Maybe his QB couldn’t see him.

#1088
1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Toxins fans when they make the playoffs once or twice in the next 12 years

 

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Hilarious, or something.

#1091
6 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Yep.  Hop goes to Buffalo or KC.  

Neither of them has any cap space at all, and if Nuk wants to stay in the $18MM range, I don’t see them doing that level of restructuring. I’d bet on Dallas or Atlanta….

#1092
1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

Neither of them has any cap space at all, and if Nuk wants to stay in the $18MM range, I don’t see them doing that level of restructuring. I’d bet on Dallas or Atlanta….

I think Hop’s willing to take less for a chance at a ring and that sure as hell ain’t happening with Dallas or Atlanta.

#1093

I wouldn't be mad at Nuk in ATL. Should help out Bijan. 

Jesus Arizona. Really circling the shitter after a hosting a playoff game in 2021. And the midget will miss at least 5 games in 2023. And they're paying him $230 million. Say what you want about OU, but their mediocre NFL QB's sure as hell know how to get paid. 

#1094
On 4/30/2023 at 7:43 AM, Rip76 said:

Someone posted this on a Texans FB page.  Not happening, but just an idea.

 

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The Texans have been trying to get that baby blue back. The league won't let them right now.

#1096
19 hours ago, jkates said:

The Texans have been trying to get that baby columbia blue back. The league won't let them right now.

FIFY

#1097
On 5/27/2023 at 12:28 PM, The Earl of Texas said:

Sweet nickname, aggy

I’ll never understand Dallas’s obsession with Houston.

I'm a Galvestonian, Texas alum. But yeah everyone who doesn't like the most aggy NFL franchise is somehow obsessed with them? 

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#1098
23 hours ago, Zeus said:

I'm a Galvestonian, Texas alum. But yeah everyone who doesn't like the most aggy NFL franchise is somehow obsessed with them? 

Yes, the Galvestonian who posts about and has strong opinions on Dallas’s sports team you hear so much about…

Feel bad for most Stars fans but aggy like you is used to that kind of letdown.

#1100
CJ Stroud is “already way, way ahead of pace” in his transition to his new system, Texans QB coach Jerrod Johnson said.On Stroud’s second week of OTAs, his move to first-team reps, observations from his throws -https://t.co/DPSi3IvNV2

 

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