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Hopkins situation feels like a “Texans are in the picture because DHop’s agent needs to build negotiation leverage, and if all else fails the Texans could always be asked to pony up more than the agent asked of any other team”.

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    A a life long Houston sports fan that has generally despised the Texans, I thought they did very well last night.  - Brand new coaching staff gets their no doubt starting QB for the next 4+ years

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    So they probably told Lovie before the game, and he goes rogue. Perfect execution there Texans. 

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I know that the spin machine for draft picks are always to be taken with a grain of salt but the early returns on Stroud seem really good. I’m a little bit excited. 

On 5/31/2023 at 7:37 PM, Macklemore said:

 

Stroud doesn’t have a chance with aggy for a qb coach.

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On 6/2/2023 at 6:01 AM, TonyTexas said:

I know that the spin machine for draft picks are always to be taken with a grain of salt but the early returns on Stroud seem really good. I’m a little bit excited. 

Kid was born to throw a football. Smooth release, makes throwing with zip look very casual, and accurate. Hope he can work all the other pieces out. Seems like a good dude.

5 hours ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Kid was born to throw a football. Smooth release, makes throwing with zip look very casual, and accurate. Hope he can work all the other pieces out. Seems like a good dude.

The only knocks on him coming out of college stemmed from him playing with a bunch of badasses so he was never running for his life and his WRs could get themselves open. No negatives on arm strength, football IQ, accuracy, leadership, character, athletic ability, etc, just “well we haven’t seen him do XYZ yet, though there’s no evidence that he can’t do them either”. Time will tell, and I really like Bryce Young too, but I think CJs a gamer….

Colin Cowherd said Texans gonna double their win total and Case Keenum praise of Stroud is a very good sign

The offense and defense were both dog shit last year when they won 3. Now they have better coaches, new QB and DE, a couple free agents on defense, and a weak schedule. They should double their win total. 

So, we got taken to the cleaners. Caserio is a fucking idiot. Even the Cardinals guys were shocked we gave up that much capital.

Draft capital doesn't win games. I'm glad the front office decided to push in their chips and trust their scouting, which put a franchise grade on Stroud and a generational grade on Anderson Jr. If those grades end up accurate, I'm not gonna miss next year's first rounder when we still have Cleveland's.

12 minutes ago, APMP said:

Draft capital doesn't win games. I'm glad the front office decided to push in their chips and trust their scouting, which put a franchise grade on Stroud and a generational grade on Anderson Jr. If those grades end up accurate, I'm not gonna miss next year's first rounder when we still have Cleveland's.

That is a lot of trust given to an organization that is the worst run in the NFL.

Big splash on draft night. Induct JJ into ring of honor. Part 3 of their image rehab will be announcing their color scheme change to “H-town blue”, red, and white and unveiling their 2024 uniforms. 

On 6/13/2023 at 1:23 AM, Murfdogg21 said:

Big splash on draft night. Induct JJ into ring of honor. Part 3 of their image rehab will be announcing their color scheme change to “H-town blue”, red, and white and unveiling their 2024 uniforms. 

would that make you love me wedding crashers GIF

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Big athletic guy and he drowns. I e never understood how that happens. Had to be drinking or something. Sucks. 

Damn…I read somewhere that 7 people have drowned near Panama City in the last couple of weeks. RIP.

3 minutes ago, Hate said:

Damn…I read somewhere that 7 people have drowned near Panama City in the last couple of weeks. RIP.


has to be a raging rip tide

Must be, a lot of people don’t understand currents

Sad

SIAP...  rumor that Titans might wear Oilers type uniforms at home vs Texans this season

 

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6 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Tennessee is out of control with their trolling. 

 

 

Tennessee is out of control with their trolling. 
 

Back when I played Madden with the University of Texas in Tennessee, I always went with Oilers uniforms.

Gonna need to do some Buddhist monk shit to find my inner peace before they officially announce that the Titans are wearing their throwbacks against the Texans or else things are gonna happen...

I honestly never understood why they just didn't keep the name and be the Tennessee Oilers. It's a better name. Titans is cartoonish.

 

Just shitty. They changed the name to disassociate from being a bunch of shitty assholes that moved cities but now 20 years down the line they wanna make money off that name.

 

The "luv ya blue" stuff is abhorrent. That was a Houston-specific thing.

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12 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

The "luv ya blue" stuff is abhorrent. That was a Houston-specific thing.

This. Pretty sure I would be over this bullshit already if they hadn't done that. That had to have been straight from Amy "cunt bag" Adams as a purposeful, vindictive, spite stick in the eye to everyone who was a Houston fan of the Oilers.

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Fuck Bud & Amy Adams

Pancakes seems to enjoy trolling Houston fans as much as Amy “cuntbag” Adams with his tweets today. Fuck him

The OG set him straight in a reply.

 

1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

Pancakes seems to enjoy trolling Houston fans as much as Amy “cuntbag” Adams with his tweets today. Fuck him

The OG set him straight in a reply.

 

Pancakes McClain had Bud Adams cock in his mouth for a long time so this isn't super surprising...

1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

The OG set him straight in a reply.

You really think that aggy fuck is the OG?

16 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

You really think that aggy fuck is the OG?

He may not be the Original Gomer, but he's one none the less.

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

You really think that aggy fuck is the OG?

I guess you’re not a Loophole like I am since that’s his nickname on the show. Best show in Htown. Other than Brad Kellner on the Wheelhouse, Landry Locker is the biggest UT supporter on Houston sports radio and keeps Lopez in line and is nowhere as bad as Lance and John with their slobbing of aggy’s knob with their weekly interviews of Jimbo and Lance adopting them as his team.

Lulz, Channel 2 news just ran an interview with the long snapper about the secret to his longevity

34 minutes ago, WBT said:

Lulz, Channel 2 news just ran an interview with the long snapper about the secret to his longevity

This will be Weeks’ 14th season and he’s made $12.5 M so far in his career. Pretty good gig if you can get it.

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50 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

This will be Weeks’ 14th season and he’s made $12.5 M so far in his career. Pretty good gig if you can get it.

No doubt. He has been perfect at his job. He has never had a bad snap in his career. Texans special teams is top 5 in the league.

Question from a pretty inconsistent NFL fan - when is the H-Town Blue rolling out? Excited for the Texans to no longer be the most generic team in the NFL.

Interesting stat from PFF - the Texans were the only defense during the 2022 regular season to have more INTs than TDs allowed. Obviously influenced by the fact it was so fucking easy to run against us last year….

Hello officer, I’d like to report a dead body:

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Pancakes getting bodied by Texans PR early leader in the clubhouse for play of the year.

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I totally forgot about Ridgeway coming to the Texans.  Good little interview with him on 610 am.

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