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#1151
On 8/1/2023 at 11:20 AM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Hello officer, I’d like to report a dead body:

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Pancakes getting bodied by Texans PR early leader in the clubhouse for play of the year.

I’m good with Hannah’s nips being air conditioned…not so much Pancakes’.

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    A a life long Houston sports fan that has generally despised the Texans, I thought they did very well last night.  - Brand new coaching staff gets their no doubt starting QB for the next 4+ years

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#1154

1st pre-season game looks as if the D is a lot more “ready” than the O. This is the first look in pre-season, so I digress. Not a good look with CJ, then the commentators said he wasn’t even with the #1 O-Line. I’m like WTF - just go out there kid (1st Round draft pick)?

Hook’em!!! ( I forgot)!!!

Hook’em!!!

#1156
12 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

So the D, Dell and the one back showed some spark.

Our run defense is much improved. This can be a top 10 defense in the league.

#1157
2 hours ago, YChang said:

Does McClain even write for another outlet now or is he just a profesional malcontent now?

He's a worthless fuck

#1158
4 hours ago, YChang said:

Does McClain even write for another outlet now or is he just a profesional malcontent now?

He enjoys the scent of Amy Adams Seaskunk’s undercarriage 

#1159
.@HoustonTexans @JuiceScruggs played a dozen snaps last night and was solid. They have to be strong at center with a rookie QB..@PennStateFball #BaldysBreakdowns

 

#1160
17 hours ago, YChang said:

Does McClain even write for another outlet now or is he just a profesional malcontent now?

Now? That douchebag has ALWAYS been a malcontent.

#1161
13 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

He enjoys the scent of Amy Adams Seaskunk’s undercarriage 

He’s also a rapelor/Art Briles supporter

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#1169
WILL. ANDERSON. 💪📺: #MIAvsHOU on @NFLNetwork📱: Stream on #NFLPlus https://t.co/L9mPiySUki

 

#1170

What a complete waste of draft capital to take Stroud. Hopefully, when the Texans are looking for another QB in 2-3 years, it will be a different GM making the pick.

#1171
15 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

What a complete waste of draft capital to take Stroud. Hopefully, when the Texans are looking for another QB in 2-3 years, it will be a different GM making the pick.

Come on bro. He looked good the 2nd series and his last Noah Brown should have made the catch on 3rd and 5.

#1172
What a complete waste of draft capital to take Stroud. Hopefully, when the Texans are looking for another QB in 2-3 years, it will be a different GM making the pick.


Lolz.
#1173
50 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Come on bro. He looked good the 2nd series and his last Noah Brown should have made the catch on 3rd and 5.

What I didn't understand was why not go for it on 4th down. It's the preseason.

#1175

Stroud should be fine. Anderson should be great. Jury out on DeMeco but I like his potential. If Tommy Boy let’s this play out until they can add overall roster talent they may become competitive in a year or two.

#1177
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this team blows. 
 
Houston sports. Yayy.
As a Houston sports fan, I would do one championship and two top 5 picks across the three teams every single year. And I bet everyone else here would too.
#1178
On 7/23/2023 at 2:34 PM, TonyTexas said:

Tennessee is out of control with their trolling. 

#NewProfilePic

 

I hope their plane crashes on the way to Houston

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#1179

Highest-graded first round rookie this preseasonWill Anderson Jr - 92.4 ⭐(📸 @HoustonTexans)

 

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#1180

The highest-graded first round rookies this preseason | min. 20 snaps 👀

 

 

Why are tweets not embedding for me… Checked Borked thread, didn’t see anything. Plz halp

#1181
20 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

The highest-graded first round rookies this preseason | min. 20 snaps 👀

 

 

Why are tweets not embedding for me… Checked Borked thread, didn’t see anything. Plz halp

Elon'd. 

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#1182
2 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Elon'd. 

10-4

Anyway, Will Anderson is the highest graded first round pick after first two preseason games and it’s not vey close on second. Good shit.

Really liked what I saw from Stroud in Game 2. 

People who celebrate wins like our first or freak out about the loss like Game 2 in preseason: I do not understand you. But I’ll defend to the death your right to say it.

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#1183
CJ Stroud was the 2nd overall pick in the 2023 NFL draft and looked every bit of that draft selection in his second preseason game against the Dolphins. He caught my eye more than a few times so I had to share my thoughts! 🔊 ON! Enjoy!

Good video breakdown of Stroud here. National reaction to Game 2 has been surprisingly positive. May play 3 quarters tonight.

#1187

Really liked what I saw from our offense on that 2nd series. Very good blocking and running by Pierce. CJ was very accurate as well and made good decisions. Can’t wait for the start of the regular season.

#1188

Kenyon Green sucks and is getting close to being labeled a bust IMO. He was supposed to be plug and play LG for the next 10 years and he is the weakest link. Deculus sucks too. Glad we made a trade for more OL depth.

#1189
40 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Kenyon Green sucks and is getting close to being labeled a bust IMO. He was supposed to be plug and play LG for the next 10 years and he is the weakest link. Deculus sucks too. Glad we made a trade for more OL depth.

Never draft aggy.  >Never<

#1190

It's time.

Texans name C.J. Stroud as starting QB.
#1191

The Texans have cut LB Christian Kirksey and CB Desmond King.  Kirksey was a team captain last season and started 29 games over the past two seasons.  King also started 29 games over the past two seasons.  So, the team is all in on giving younger players more playing time (and clearing a little salary cap space).  Bueno.

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#1196

Here’s comment from the trade for our new OG earlier today:

Texans fans he’s genuinely the worst lineman I’ve ever had the displeasure of watching

So hopefully we go sign an OG from the 53 man cut field.

But also:

He’s quick and athletic. Played center out of necessity. His natural position is guard. Not a center for sure. Hard working guy, a third round pick. I think he has upside. Most Steelers fans overstate his “worthlessness”. I hope he does well because I think he has ability.

 

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#1198
On 8/29/2023 at 6:18 PM, TexasMan said:

Has there ever been an aggy OL that's worth a shit in the NFL? 

Joeckel and Matthews were complete busts.

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